After 12 years of transformative, award-winning leadership, Jacques Roy will not seek fourth term as Alexandria mayor
Doubting Thomas: The Quixotic Congressional Campaign of Bossarone Patron
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[dropcap]T[/dropcap]here is a compelling and legitimate reason to scrutinize Verone Thomas’s potential bid for Congress, beginning with the fact that he is the only candidate still in the race who has not raised any money. Indeed, in the aftermath of his only known fundraising event, a crawfish boil held several months ago, Thomas admits he actually lost money and is now saddled with $2,000 in campaign debt, a result, he says, of being duped by associates of one of his opponents. But there is another and more important reason to question Thomas: He has a record, and it is troubling. Among other things, in 2011, Thomas was arrested for felony spousal abuse in Riverside, California, and six years prior in Texas, he was charged with a felony for evading arrest with his vehicle, the culmination of a car chase that involved multiple police officers and a helicopter tracking him from above. It is not difficult to find the details of Verone Thomas’s past brushes with the law, which I had previously discovered in the course of research related to The Bayou Brief‘s coverage of the midterm elections. Two days ago, after I was provided screencaptures from a private Facebook group in which Acadiana-area political activists, bloggers, and members of the local news media discussed the need to report the story, I asked Thomas for a comment. He agreed to tell his story, in full and on the record. [perfectpullquote align=”left” bordertop=”false” cite=”” link=”” color=”” class=”” size=””]”They try to paint me as this big, ruthless 6’5″ guy,” he told me, “but the truth is I am very humble. I’m a nice guy, and I get along with everybody.”[/perfectpullquote] After speaking with him for more than an hour, I can attest that Verone Thomas does, in fact, come across as an affable guy, a natural conversationalist with a warm and self-deprecating sense of humor. According to Thomas, the details of his criminal record, which include the dates of his probation and convictions of guilty, are incorrect. “I didn’t serve any time or do any probation for any of those (crimes),” he first asserted to me, via Facebook. “I have the paperwork to show how those charges were dropped.” When we spoke on the phone, however, he revealed a much more complicated saga. [aesop_image img=”https://www.bayoubrief.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Screen-Shot-2018-07-15-at-11.05.51-PM.png” panorama=”off” align=”center” lightbox=”on” caption=”The billionaire rap artist and entrepreneur Dr. Dre and Verone Thomas” captionposition=”center” revealfx=”off” overlay_revealfx=”off”] [dropcap]I[/dropcap]n 1985, when he was 18 years old and fresh out of high school, Thomas enlisted in the Navy. He spent his first three years stationed in Guam, primarily doing grunt work and helping to unload equipment and supplies shipped in from San Diego. The Navy allowed him to travel throughout much of Asia, which he relished. After a decade in the Navy, Operations Specialist Surface Warfare 2nd Class Petty Officer Thomas received a medical discharge in May of 1995. He’d been suffering from seizures, he said, which reoccurred on a fateful day in Texas ten years later. On August 20th, 2005, Verone Thomas, who had been living in California since he left the Navy, was back at his family home in Lake Charles for a short stay. That day, he packed up his Chevy Avalanche pickup truck and headed down I-10 to visit friends nearby in Texas. According to his version of the story, he had a seizure during the drive and did not realize that he had been side-swiped by another vehicle. He also didn’t see the flashing blue lights behind him; the rear windshield of his Avalanche was too small, he explained, and he was tunnel-visioned. He later learned that a helicopter had been dispatched. This was a serious police pursuit. When a game warden finally managed to get in front of his car and force him to the side of the road, trace amounts of marijuana were found in the vehicle. He spent two weeks behind bars in Texas awaiting a hearing, and ultimately, prosecutors decided not to charge him with simple possession. Thomas was released from jail, and he claims that all charges were dismissed against him once the judge heard evidence of his medical condition. According to public documents, however, the disposition in that case was guilty. [aesop_image img=”https://www.bayoubrief.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Screen-Shot-2018-07-16-at-4.27.07-AM.png” panorama=”off” align=”center” lightbox=”on” caption=”Jermaine Jackson, Verone Thomas, and Jackie Jackson” captionposition=”center” revealfx=”off” overlay_revealfx=”off”] [dropcap]V[/dropcap]erone Thomas put the arrest in Texas behind him and returned to California to his wife Deborah and their young daughter. There, he worked in the music industry. Most notably, Thomas was the sound engineer for The Jacksons and worked directly for Jackie, the oldest brother of the legendary Jackson Five. He also became friends with several emerging artists associated with Death Row Records, and he decided to test out his own talent as a musician, rapping under the stage name Bossarone. (He subsequently added the surname Patron, he explained, because Facebook required him to pick a last name in order to create an online account). As Bossarone Patron, he once recorded a demo track with Snoop Dogg and became a mentor to Darryl “Big D” Harper, who went on to produce Tupac Shakur’s final album Makaveli. Thomas never landed a major hit or recorded a full-length studio album, but he did sign onto a now-defunct record label owned by the wife of a major hitter, the late Tony Gwynn, “Mr. Padre.” When I asked him to refer me to his favorite song, Thomas directed me to this track: [dropcap]I[/dropcap] would never put my hands on my wife, ever, ever, ever,” Thomas tells me. He’s referring to another fateful day in his life, August 4th, 2011, when he was arrested for felony spousal abuse at his home in Sun City, California. “This was a case of racial profiling,” he explains. Thomas liked to play his music loudly, he readily admits, which was often disruptive to his neighbors. The cops had been called at least once to respond to a noise complaint. He never was cited with any violation, but on one occasion, after a police officer showed up and threatened to issue a $1,000 citation, Thomas demanded evidence of a decibel reading. The officer, who Thomas described as a white man, was frustrated that he’d been outwitted and eventually left without issuing the citation. A few weeks later, he and his wife got into an argument about finances. He had wanted to purchase a new dirt bike (ostensibly as a present for their young son), he claims, and she had hoped to spend the money on a couple’s trip to Las Vegas. They eventually reached an agreement: She would put up half of the money for the dirt bike as long as he paid for their Vegas trip. The trip was a disaster. Thomas didn’t disclose whether or not they gambled while in Las Vegas, but he did say they argued “all the way back from Vegas to California.” Incidentally, he’d been planning a trip back to Lake Charles the following day. After they arrived home, his wife walked outside, and Thomas locked the door behind her. She began loudly banging on the door. He refused to let her back inside. The police were called. And that same white officer showed up again. This time, though, he wasn’t as patient. He cuffed Thomas, cited him with a felony, and carted him into county jail. Thomas was bailed out by his wife, and the next day, as he had planned, he returned to Louisiana. “It was one big misunderstanding,” Thomas tells me. Regardless, though, because he was in Louisiana, Thomas missed his court date in California. He claims that the charges were ultimately thrown out, but the record suggests he was sentenced to three years of probation. When I mention this to him, he tells me that he will be working on amending the legal record. [aesop_image img=”https://www.bayoubrief.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/303264_259638850734762_2759643_n.jpg” panorama=”off” align=”center” lightbox=”on” caption=”Vernon Thomas’s conceptual rendering of a hyperloop transportation system, an idea he claims was stolen from him by Elon Musk.” captionposition=”center” revealfx=”off” overlay_revealfx=”off”] [dropcap]V[/dropcap]erone Thomas is running for Congress because he believes that America should begin extensively investing in hyperloop transportation infrastructure. That is his primary issue. (The only other issue he mentions is the legalization of marijuana.) “I believe Louisiana can benefit the most from (a hyperloop) because of our access to the Gulf,” he says. In fact, he claims that the entire concept of a hyperloop system was essentially stolen from him after he approached Elon Musk and Richard Branson. As evidence, he pointed me to the illustration (pictured above) that he uploaded onto his personal Facebook account in 2011. His account also includes a few other illustrations:Offseason Position Battle: Wide Receivers
Federal Judge Humiliates Louisiana College: “America is no stranger to anti-Semitism.”
Federal Magistrate Judge Mark Hornsby of the Western District Court in Alexandria issued an historic and stinging recommendation against Louisiana College’s motion to dismiss a blockbuster lawsuit that asserts the small, Baptist college engaged in racial discrimination when it refused to hire Joshua Bonadona as an assistant football coach because of his Jewish heritage.
The 12-page recommendation was published late on Friday, and it almost certainly signifies a major defeat for the school in a case that gained international attention after I had first reported it on The Bayou Brief on Feb. 22, 2018.
“This is the first case to ever provide racial protection for Jews under Title VII,” Bonadona’s lawyer, James Bullman, explained to me, “This is huge.”
It is worth reading the entire recommendation. Judge Hornsby’s arguments are essentially bulletproof and elegantly reasoned.
He eviscerated them.
Bonadona was the top-ranked applicant for the job and a 2013 Louisiana College graduate.
“He had been told by head football coach Justin Charles that “despite (his) recommendation to (President) Dr. (Rick) Brewer, Louisiana College (LC) had decided not to hire (Bonadona) because of his ‘Jewish descent,’” the court explained.
Actually, both Bonadona and Charles claimed that Brewer had also used the term “Jewish blood,” and the definitional distinction between “descent” and “blood” was considered by the court and then quickly tossed aside as irrelevant.
“While (he) was playing football for LC, his family, chiefly his mother, became active supporters of the team. It was ‘a widely known fact’ that (his) mother, Miriam, was Jewish and that (he) was of Jewish heritage,” Magistrate Judge Hornsby wrote in his recommendation. “(Bonadona), however, had converted to Christianity, often led the team’s Christian devotional, and made it known to the team and coach that he had converted to Christianity.”

A day after my report on The Bayou Brief, LC President Rick Brewer issued a pathetic e-mail statement denying that he had ever made any anti-Semitic remarks.
I decided to share Brewer’s statement in full on The Bayou Brief, which implied that he had been the victim and not the offender.
“Based upon lawsuit allegations without truth, I have been vilified and determined guilty by certain persons from across the nation. I am not nearly as upset as I am hurt” Brewer wrote, melodramatically. “I feel wounded by such reactions because I love and worship Jesus Christ, whose shed blood is the reason I have a personal relationship with the eternal God.”
Brewer’s office subsequently and falsely claimed that The Bayou Brief had published a “press release” on the school’s behalf, an assertion that the college appears to have removed from its website.

During the past twelve years, I have written and published approximately 180 different essays, reports, and opinion columns on Louisiana College, the vast and overwhelming majority of which expressed my profound disappointment in the increasingly intolerant, fascistic, and utterly incompetent leadership.
As a native of neighboring Alexandria and like thousands of other locals, I had earnestly hoped that LC could potentially emerge as the one of the state’s most respected institutions of higher learning. Central Louisiana- Pineville actually- was the original location of what is now the state’s flagship public school; today, the school is known simply as LSU.
In the immediate aftermath of the discovery of the Haynesville Shale, LC became led and dominated by its former President Joe Aguillard, and because I worked in the Alexandria Mayor’s Office, I sometimes found mysef in the same room.
Brother Joe, as he was known, I quickly realized, was dangerously naive, an almost caricature, a slippery salesman who had gotten through life by promoting himself as a conduit to God.
He promised the city of Alexandria a law school, a film school, and a medical school, and then he drove up to Shreveport and promised our colleagues there the same thing.
Year after year, LC was on the verge of losing its accreditation.
Of course, it didn’t help that his leadership was best-known for erratic and utterly bizarre stunts like these:
Aguillard’s incompetence and sanctimony resulted in the moral and, nearly, the academic bankruptcy of the college. (For context, I outlined much of this here).
The overwhelming majority of the state likely does not know that Louisiana College exists, and even if they do, the chances are they don’t have a clue where the college actually is.
Although I now live and work in New Orleans, I will always consider Alexandria, Louisiana to be my hometown, and I hope that explains why I consider the decline of Louisiana College, directly across the Red River in Pineville, to be such a tragedy and an important cautionary tale. It’s why I have written about the plight of a once-proud institution nearly two hundred times.
It is also why I instinctively write about Louisiana College in the first-person, because, although I did not earn my education there, this story is still personal to me: Many of my closest and most accomplished friends and family members were once proud of their degrees there, but they have watched, helplessly, as their alma mater was captured in a mutiny by intolerant, unethical, and incompetent zealots.
This is not to say Louisiana College was ever a great school or that these problems are new and unique. Consider this:

Finally, my criticism is about their administrative incompetence. It’s not about authentically-held religious beliefs.
I earned a bachelors degree in Religious Studies, which taught me, among other things, two important lessons.
Charlatan is just a synonym for sociopath, and any “religion” that extols bigotry or intolerance is nothing more than a hate group engaging in criminal tax fraud.
Huey P. Long vs. The Media
By Alecia P. Long
[dropcap]T[/dropcap]he ongoing war of words between our current president and media outlets he has dubbed “fake news” is one of the most prominent features of our current political landscape. But the issues at stake go far beyond the personal animosity that has come to characterize many political exchanges between the White House and members of its press pool. While all American presidents occasionally bridled at what they considered unfair or intrusive reporting, up to now they have also evinced an awareness of the foundational role a free press plays within our democratic system. Even though former presidents and their press secretaries routinely sought to shape or shave the truth to their own advantage, they also acknowledged that press freedom is a fundamental value and, more than that, one that is given explicit mention and protection in the first amendment to the United States Constitution. Like it or not, presidents and the press have historically been yoked together, even though they often pulled in different directions. The rupture between this shared understanding about the central place of a free press in our national political life, and the very explicit verbal attacks the current administration has made on individual reporters, media outlets, and even on facts themselves has brought this issue into sharp relief in our current political moment.
This article is part of the “Democracy and the Informed Citizen” Initiative, administered by the Federation of State Humanities Councils. The initiative seeks to deepen the public’s knowledge and appreciation of the vital connections between democracy, the humanities, journalism, and an informed citizenry. The Louisiana Endowment for the Humanities thanks The Andrew W. Mellon Foundation for their generous support of this initiative and the Pulitzer Prizes for their partnership.
[/aesop_content]How well did the Saints address team needs this offseason?
My prescriptions for the defense: Get one more pass rusher behind Cam Jordan. The line has some pretty good contributors, young players who stand to improve, but a second top-flight pass rusher would really elevate the whole defense. If the team can get pressure rushing just four, they can be scary. Trey Hendrickson might grow into that player someday, but he’s not there yet. If the opportunity is there to acquire someone of a higher pedigree, either on the interior or exterior, I say we take it. Get a star every-down linebacker. A.J. Klein and Alex Anzalone were improvements over what we had at linebacker, but neither of them is the kind of true stud that would transform the middle of the defense. Georgia’s Roquan Smith is a draft prospect who has the potential to do this, but it’s very likely he’s off the board by the time the Saints select. Get a cornerback to help with depth, or possibly a hybrid cornerback/safety type. If Delvin Breaux were to come back healthy, that would be a huge boost for this unit, but at this point it seems like we can’t count on him to stay healthy. I’m not sure if the team plans to re-sign Kenny Vaccaro, either. Vonn Bell has been terrific starting in his absence, but again, having more depth will allow the team to weather injuries better and to vary their packages on defense to match up better. (Vaccaro is quite good as a box safety, in the hybrid role where he plays a sort-of linebacker position sometimes, but he may be too expensive to afford and/or the role itself may not be valuable enough to pay him what he’s looking for.)Let’s see how the moves the team made corresponded.
Get one more pass rusher behind Cam Jordan.
They certainly did that with the Marcus Davenport trade. If Alex Okafor returns from injury to his old level and Trey Hendrickson takes a step forward, the team could go four deep at edge rusher. Davenport really has to hit to justify the trade for him, though. With the Okafor re-signing, the team returns its top seven defensive linemen in terms of snap counts. (That’s if you count Hau’oli Kikaha as a defensive end or a linebacker– I don’t have exact numbers on how much he played at either position, and in any case those snaps will probably go to Davenport anyway.)Get a star every-down linebacker.
Questions about whether his 2017 season was an outlier or a measure of his true talent level do exist, but the Saints did about as well as they could on the market for an every-down linebacker by signing Demario Davis. Davis was effective in coverage, as a tackling machine, and as a blitzer last year. A.J. Klein was solid but didn’t quite live up to hopes and also suffered a broken ankle down the stretch. Davis should serve as the middle linebacker, with Klein and Alex Anzalone on the outside in some combination (and perhaps depending on which one is healthy).Get a cornerback to help with depth, or possibly a hybrid cornerback/safety type.
The Saints did both in free agency, signing a cornerback and a safety. Patrick Robinson, coming off a career year in Philadelphia, signed to be the Saints’ slot cornerback, solidifying a unit that will keep Marshon Lattimore and Ken Crawley on the outside. The team will presumably keep P.J. Williams on as the fourth corner; rookie draft pick Kamrin Moore seems likely to stick to the roster as well. At safety, the team didn’t retain Vaccaro, but signed free agent Kurt Coleman away from division rival Carolina. Marcus Williams will remain the starter at free safety; presumably, Coleman will also start as well, with Vonn Bell rotating in. Coleman has more sideline-to-sideline speed than Vaccaro did, and could allow the Saints to play more two-deep safety looks. He and Bell could both work as combo safeties, allowing the Saints to throw a number of different defensive looks and personnel for every matchup imaginable. The team also added Natrell Jamerson in the draft in the fifth round; he can play all around the defensive backfield, but as a rookie will probably play on special teams.What about the offense?
I didn’t have much to say about the offense because I didn’t think they needed to make many changes there, but the Saints seemed to upgrade at every position there, as well. The offensive line, one of the best in the league, returns all five starters from the final unit. (Opening-day starter Zach Strief retired, but Ryan Ramczyk proved more than capable of the task at both tackle positions and played every snap on offense.) The team added tackle Rick Leonard and center Will Clapp in the draft for depth and as possible future starters. At running back, the team drafted Boston Scott, a short but very capable back who should serve as a change of pace from Mark Ingram and Alvin Kamara, particularly while the former is on suspension. At tight end, the team cut Coby Fleener after numerous concussions, replacing him with the ageless Ben Watson, returning after two years in Baltimore; Josh Hill and Michael Hoomanawanui return for the final year of their three-year contracts. (Undrafted free agent Deon Yelder is also a dark horse candidate to crack the depth chart and make the 53-man roster.) Wide receiver received the most notable overhaul, as the team let Willie Snead leave in free agency while adding Cameron Meredith, a Bears restricted free agent, and drafting Tre’Quan Smith in the third round. The improvements should immediately pay dividends, as the team only had two really reliable spots at wide receiver, the speed of Ted Ginn and the all-around outstanding play of Michael Thomas. On defense, the team made significant efforts to address the problem areas from last season. Time will tell if those efforts pay dividends. The team also made moves to upgrade on offense, shoring up and strengthening units that played well, and looking for replacements for players that didn’t. Next time, we’ll start taking a look at how all these roster moves might translate into the team’s final 53-man roster, with analysis by position of who’s going to be in camp and who might make the team. First up: Wide receivers.Outrage and Outages

Calls to Reverse Gas Plant Approval
City council’s Utility, Cable, Telecommunications, and Technology Committee, tasked with regulating the city’s utilities, were visibly frustrated by Entergy’s answers at the meeting. The committee is grappling with requests to rescind its March 8th decision to approve Entergy’s natural gas plant after investigative reporting by The Lens exposed that the company’s public relations firm had recruited paid actors to pack public meetings in support of the project.
The Elephant in the Room: Entergy’s Gas Plant
Although the utility committee meeting on June 28th didn’t address the gas plant, the project helped raise scrutiny of Entergy. Entergy was compelled to turn over thousands of pages of documents and emails to the city council on June 13th. Reviewed by The Lens, these emails cast doubt that Entergy was oblivious to the extent of the astroturfing campaign and its financial support of it. Astroturfing — secretly paying for efforts to create the illusion of grassroots support — is nothing new but is often difficult to prove. In this case, Entergy admits to its role in hiring the public relations contractor The Hawthorn Group — which has a history of astroturfing for energy companies — but denies it authorized Hawthorn to subcontract work to Crowds on Demand, the company that paid actors to attend and testify at public meetings in support of the gas plant. The emails don’t directly prove that Entergy authorized hiring the paid actors. However, they do erode Entergy’s claim it was unaware of the measures The Hawthorn Group was taking on its behalf. An email from Hawthorn’s president Suzanne Hammelman to Yolanda Pollard, Entergy communications manager, includes prices for recruited supporters. Among the released emails between Hawthorn and Entergy is one discussing an inquiry I sent to Pollard before the March 8th vote, asking if Entergy paid anyone to speak in favor of the project. I asked specifically about a claim by a man who said he was paid $120 to speak in favor of the gas plant. Hammelman dismissed Pollard’s concern about my question, replying: “Hired as an actor? Apparently their evidence is one person who is dilusional [sic] or just lying.” Gary Huntley, vice president of regulatory affairs for Entergy, in one of the released emails connected to the astoturf campaign, illustrated the company’s intention to stack public meetings with company employees and other supporters. Councilmember Jason Williams, who voted in favor of the natural gas plant, suggested Entergy’s counsel Brian Guillot avoid speaking in platitudes. Yet Guilliot repeated the claim he had just made that Entergy is pro-environment and not against clean energy. Williams responded, “That is like me saying I’m a good father but I haven’t seen my kids for four years,” before stepping away from the meeting briefly and seemingly out of frustration.Squirrelly Explanations
As Melonie Stewart, Entergy’s vice president of customer service, offered an explanation for rising power outages in the city, she placed blame on aging transmission equipment, squirrels on the lines, wind, and falling trees. Bringing up squirrels struck a chord with many attending the meeting. “We ain’t the only people on the planet with squirrels,” Councilmember Jay Banks said. “The squirrels eating the power lines is Entergy’s version of the ‘dog ate my homework,’” said Danil Faust, a former candidate for the state legislature who was the first to uncover the paid actor scheme. Faust was described as a “radical leftist” in an email to Hammelman by Crowds on Demand. Faust and other gas plant opponents reminded the utility committee that the proposed gas plant would not fix the city’s transmission problems and if built would move the city away from its stated renewable energy goals — a fact Entergy concedes.

Louisiana wasn’t just built by immigrants and slaves; Louisiana was also rebuilt by immigrants.

Eliza shrunk before (a Baton Rouge planter), and tried to wipe away her tears, but it was all in vain. She wanted to be with her children, she said, the little time she had to live. All the frowns and threats of Freeman, could not wholly silence the afflicted mother. She kept on begging and beseeching them, most piteously not to separate the three. Over and over again she told them how she loved her boy. A great many times she repeated her former promises – how very faithful and obedient she would be; how hard she would labor day and night, to the last moment of her life, if he would only buy them all together. But it was of no avail; the man could not afford it. The bargain was agreed upon, and Randall must go alone. Then Eliza ran to him; embraced him passionately; kissed him again and again; told him to remember her – all the while her tears falling in the boy’s face like rain. Freeman damned her, calling her a blubbering, bawling wench, and ordered her to go to her place, and behave herself; and be somebody. He swore he wouldn’t stand such stuff but a little longer. He would soon give her something to cry about, if she was not mighty careful, and that she might depend upon. The planter from Baton Rouge, with his new purchases, was ready to depart. “Don’t cry, mama. I will be a good boy. Don’t cry,” said Randall, looking back, as they passed out of the door. What has become of the lad, God knows. It was a mournful scene indeed. I would have cried myself if I had dared.I have a special connection to Northup’s story: My grandmother’s oldest sister, Sue Eakin, was an historian, and she spent her entire adult life, 70 of her 90 years on this planet, working to save his memoir from the footnotes of history and to prove that he had been telling the truth all along. Although she passed away before the film had been made, its director, Steve McQueen, thanked her by name on stage as he accepted the Oscar for Best Picture. Today, I have no doubt that if she had lived long enough to see the images of children being separated from their parents along the Mexican border, she would ask all of us to remember the “mournful scene” that Solomon Northup witnessed nearly two centuries ago, right here in New Orleans. We are a better, fairer, more just, and more equal nation than anyone who lived in the antebellum South could have possibly imagined, and to suggest otherwise would be to diminish the extraordinary work and sacrifice of those involved in the suffrage and then the civil rights movement, among others. But the stain and the legacy of slavery still haunts this country, particularly those of us in Louisiana. There is a commonality to almost every single piece of travel reporting published about Louisiana during the past decade, and for the most part, our politicians and those in the tourism industry have embraced the idea without hesitation. The line goes something like this: Louisiana is a “gumbo” of unique cultures, architecture, music, traditions, and people, and if you go to New Orleans, you’ll encounter all of that in the span of a single day. It’s a nice sentiment, I suppose, even if the persistent attempt to redefine “gumbo” seems like it must’ve been cooked up (pardon the pun) by a group of marketing consultants. It also belies an unfortunate and inconvenient reality.
Yes, Louisiana’s greatest asset is its multiculturalism, but the state’s greatest liability is arguably a more defining characteristic: Bigotry and intolerance are still the most powerful organizing forces in state and local politics.

Louisiana wasn’t just built by immigrants and slaves; Louisiana was also rebuilt by immigrants, many of whom were “illegal aliens” or “undocumented workers.”
According to a study conducted by researchers at the University of California Berkeley and Tulane, “14,000 Latino laborers arrived within the first few months after the storm,” an estimate disputed as far lower than the the actual number. Indeed, the Hispanic population of the New Orleans metropolitan area rose by 57% between the 2000 and 2010 Census counts, an increase of more than 33,000 people. The influx of the Hispanic, Spanish-speaking immigrants, the majority of whom arrived from Mexico and Honduras (though some came as far away as Brazil and Peru), rattled several local and state officials, most memorably the city’s mayor, C. Ray Nagin, who once wondered aloud at a town hall, “How do I ensure New Orleans is not overrun by Mexican workers?” Nagin’s prejudicial nativism may have carried some popular appeal at the time; after all, despite his well-documented incompetence and failures at the time, he still managed to coast to a reelection victory against his Democratic challenger, Mitch Landrieu. But it also obscures a fundamental truth about the city’s and the region’s recovery: The extraordinary contributions, often at anemic wages, of those same Mexican workers are largely responsible for the city’s rebuilding.

Wildcatting: Inside the Legal Strategy of Big Oil in Louisiana
I.
[dropcap]D[/dropcap]uring the past five years, at least 28 separate petitions on 42 cases filed by five different parish governments and one parish district attorney in Louisiana against dozens of oil and gas companies have languished in the judicial system. Today, we are still more than a year away before the first case could even get heard in court. Initially, these companies claimed that these individual cases all presented different facts and questions of law, but last week, in a surprise move, they completely reversed themselves, arguing, for the first time, that a federal panel on Multidistrict Litigation should consolidate the cases and assign them to a single federal judge. The state of Louisiana filed its response on June 26, 2018:

It’s pithy and punchy, and it even begins with a sarcastic claim that their opponents intend to “Clean the Environment,” as if that’s a bad thing.
How did we get here, to a place in which a “clean environment” is merely tossed aside as a joke? Well, despite the talking points about greedy trial lawyers making fortunes suing to take your jobs away, there is an open secret: Only the mega-billion dollar oil industry can afford to produce slickly-produced, 30-second television ads. They are hoping to win in the court of public opinion, not because they need to sell more oil and gas but because they need to change the law. Otherwise, they are likely to lose. Those often-derided trial lawyers, it turns out, are spending their money on something else: Winning in the court of law. But before deconstructing and explaining all of the various procedural stunts that lawyers for Big Oil have performed during the past five years, it is important to understand what these cases are ultimately about, and, regardless of whatever you may have heard from the oil and gas industry and their friends in the legislature, each and every one of these cases involves a company that allegedly broke the laws of the state of Louisiana and, in so doing, caused irreparable and permanent damage to our coast. Whenever someone like Gifford Briggs, the paid spokesman for LOGA, suggests that oil and gas companies are not investing in Louisiana because of the mere threat of litigation (contrary to the evidence and to his father Don Briggs’s own sworn deposition), he is implicitly and perhaps unwittingly suggesting that these companies should be allowed to break the law without consequence. We need to consider a more reasonable alternative: The simple expectation that neither people nor corporations break the law, and if they do, that the law will be enforced. It may sound hyperbolic, but it isn’t: The stakes are far too high, and in any case in which a defendant’s primary appeal to the public is to focus on how much money lawyers are making or could be making, they are hoping the public will be distracted enough to forget to ask the most important question, “Are you guilty?”II.
[dropcap]I[/dropcap]n January of 2016, the Obama administration, through the Department of Housing and Urban Development, quietly allocated a $48 million grant to a tiny village floating at the edge of the Louisiana coast, a place called Isle de Jean Charles. Population: Somewhere between 65-100, approximately 25 families and all members of the Biloxi-Chitimacha-Choctaw tribe. The federal grant had nothing to do with improving Isle de Jean Charles; they were paying people to abandon it. A year before Donald Trump took over the lease at the White House and Scott Pruitt began paying a lobbyist $50 a night to rent a D.C. condo, the citizens of Isle de Jean Charles became known as America’s very first “climate change refugees.” Today, at least one federal agency, the Natural Resources Conservation Service, has prohibited the use of the term “climate change,” asking employees to use the phrase “weather extremes” instead. The new Secretary of the Interior, Ryan Zinke, reassigned the department’s top climate policy expert to the royalty collection division, and Zinke’s new Director of the U.S. Bureau of Safety and Environmental Enforcement, Scott Angelle, the oil industry’s “top cop,” had previously been paid more than $1 million, $380,000 a year, to sit on the board of a pipeline company. At the time, Angelle was serving on Louisiana’s Public Service Commission, the regulatory agency overseeing the state’s telecommunications and utilities industries, including natural gas production.
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[dropcap]T[/dropcap]o climate scientists and environmentalists, it is not surprising that the nation’s very first climate refugees would be from Louisiana. In the last 60 years, the people of Isle de Jean Charles have lost 98% of their land.The state’s coast shrinks by approximately 16.6 square miles every year, or, put into terms that every Saints or LSU Tigers fan can visualize, a football field worth of land is disappearing every 48 minutes, less time than it takes to play a football game.
There are a variety of factors that have resulted in coastal land loss in Louisiana- natural subsidence, rising sea levels, storm surges and wave actions, and changes in hydrology, which were frequently caused by the government’s own decisions in the Army Corps of Engineers. But there is one major factor that even climate change denialists cannot deny: The extensive degradation of the natural habitat and ecosystem caused by nearly a century of activities by the oil and gas industry, the state’s most dominant economic engine and most powerful political force.The industry has acknowledged this itself, estimating their own liability at around 35% to 40% of the total damage, approximating tens of billions of dollars in value.
In October of 2014, a year after the Southeast Louisiana Flood Protection Authority- East (SLFPA-E) filed suit against 97 different oil and gas companies, alleging they were at least partially responsible for catastrophically damaging the Louisiana coast, in direct violation of the State and Local Coastal Resources Management Act (SLCRMA), The New York Times Magazine, in an extensive report on the landmark case, called it “the most ambitious environmental lawsuit ever.” The oil and gas industry wasn’t nearly as enthusiastic, and neither were then-Gov. Bobby Jindal and the majority Republican state legislature. Actually, that’s an understatement. They were outraged. It was a brazen usurpation of the state government’s legal authority, Jindal argued, a cynical shakedown against the backbone of Louisiana’s economy by a small group of greedy trial lawyers. Jindal could have entered the lawsuit on behalf of the state. Given the exhaustive case they had constructed and the experts they had assembled, most reasonable governors would have done just that. But Bobby Jindal, with his eyes set on the White House and knowing that his connections with Big Oil could potentially help him raise a fortune for his campaign, wasn’t even remotely interested. In fact, he wanted to kill the case before it could ever go to trial, which should tell you something about what he thought about its odds, at least in state court. Yet because he decided not to intervene and to then remove any and all of the SLFPA-E’s more troublesome board members, the case became much more complicated than it should have been. Without Jindal or his then-Attorney General Buddy Caldwell on board, the Southeast Louisiana Flood Protection Authority-East was not statutorily-authorized to enforce the State and Local Coastal Resources Management Act; only the state could do that. Instead, the authority decided to sue on a variety of other state and federal violations. The SLFPA-E wound up in federal district court, where it lost on federal question grounds; then, it appealed to the 5th Circuit Court, where it lost again. And finally, it made it all the way up to the United States Supreme Court.
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[dropcap]S[/dropcap]o, what is it, exactly, that oil and gas companies allegedly did that were so terrible to the environment? How did they actually break the law? In simple terms, they often treated Louisiana as their own playground. But let’s get into the specifics. In 1924, exactly 21 years after Louisiana’s very first oil well was drilled in the town of Jennings, the State passed Act 133, which prohibited the pollution of natural waterways with substances like oil and salt water. This was a problem because operators were routinely discharging “produced water,” which killed any vegetation in its path. Perhaps not surprisingly, it is also one of the leading causes of land loss. Then, in 1978, during his second of four terms in office, Gov. Edwin Edwards signed into law the State and Local Coastal Resources Management Act (SLCRMA), and two years later, Louisiana created a Coastal Use Permit program, which required businesses to receive a permit to conduct any work along the coast that “has a direct and significant impact on coastal waters.” And it also said this: If you’ve already legally been working, you don’t need a new permit. The key word here is, of course, legally. In addition to companies that had been discharging “produced water,” many were also granting themselves permission, without any approval or oversight from the state, to dredge canals wherever and whenever they found it convenient, and these newly-constructed canals were particularly devastating to the hydrology and dramatically accelerated coastal land loss. Companies in South Louisiana that used horizontal drilling technology would suck out all of the fluid reservoirs from the subsurface, and because they neglected to replace those fluids, the land began caving in, rapidly. All of these activities are against the law and have been against the law for between 38 and 94 years, depending on the crime, and yet, despite that, oil and gas companies- big companies, some of whom are the wealthiest in the entire world- have continued to routinely break these laws, with zero to little consequence. Meanwhile, since 1922, two years before Act 133, Louisiana has lost an astonishing amount of land, nearly 2,000 square miles.Put another way, during the past 96 years, Louisiana has shed two Rhode Islands or, if you prefer, one Delaware.
This is not trivial, and it is not just the price of doing business with oil and gas companies. We are now exponentially more vulnerable to hurricanes. We’re having to pay people to abandon their hometowns. We’re scrubbing names off of our maps. And speaking of maps, although it’s not perfect, this is still a more accurate representation of the shape of Louisiana than what you’ll find in a textbook:
There is no need for centralization here. There is no need because there is no problem. Defendants practically admit as much in their motion by failing to lodge a single complaint about duplicative discovery, inconsistent pretrial rulings or other inconveniences they suffered during the course of litigating these cases. Instead, they rely completely on imagined hypothetical hardships that have somehow not yet materialized, despite the fact that a majority of these cases have been in litigation for well over four years now. After all that time litigating these cases in both state and federal courts, defendants fail to identify a single bad experience that merits mention in their motion for centralization. This glaring omission is telling, and it raises the question: “Why?” Why did defendants neglect to include even a shred of evidence—or at least an allegation—of past problems that §1407 treatment can solve? Why did they fail to argue that centralization is necessary because they attempted alternative means of coordination, but plaintiffs unreasonably refused? Why did they not recount for this Panel how they were unable to convince the District Courts to work together to address their concerns before seeking centralization? …(T)he answers to these questions raise yet another question: Why was this motion filed, really?