Saturday, March 15, 2025

Out of the Jungle, A New Electorate Emerges

PROLOGUE: CHARTS, GRAPHS, AND STATISTICS

For more than a year, both Sue Lincoln and I have relentlessly researched and written about the upcoming election, which, in only two days, will determine the fate of the state of Louisiana for the next four years. We’ve invested hundreds and hundreds of hours working to bring our readers original stories and exclusive reports about this election and about the men seeking to serve as the next governor of state of Louisiana.

Although we will undoubtedly publish additional reports about the election, I am pleased to provide one final election-related report before the lights are turned on and the voting machines are plugged in at your local precinct.

As things now stand, the election appears incredibly close. We may be looking at Mary Landrieu-level “landslides,” which means that for those of you making the journey into Baton Rouge in order to attend either Eddie Rispone’s or John Bel Edwards’ election night parties, it may be wise to bring a pillow and blanket, just in case.

While the Bayou Brief decided last year to no longer endorse candidates for office, I am personally compelled to share my thoughts, my concerns, and my hopes about the choices that now confront voters. Currently, incumbent Democratic Gov. John Bel Edwards is narrowly favored in every poll that has been conducted since the Jungle Primary, and today, J.Miles Coleman of Larry Sabato’s Crystal Ball, a division of the Center for Politics at the University of Virginia and one of the nation’s most reputable politician prognosticators, decided to shift the Louisiana governor’s race from a “Toss Up” to “Leans Democratic.”

They based their new outlook on a number of factors, but most importantly, they were convinced by the impressive surge in early voting turnout, particularly among African Americans and registered Democrats. Coleman created this map, which illustrates the increases in black turnout during the early voting period in the runoff compared to the jungle primary.

African Americans comprised approximately 26.5% of the primary electorate and 31.1% of the runoff early electorate. A 4.6% surge is a seismic shift. According to the Louisiana Secretary of State, African Americans represent 31.3% of the state’s registered voters, which means early voting turnout was nearly at parity.

Only six of Louisiana’s 64 parishes experienced a decrease in the share of black voters, all of which are sparsely populated. Source: J. Miles Coleman

In Louisiana, pollsters sometimes use race as a proxy for political party. There are a few reasons for this, and, of course, it is a gross oversimplification. While it is less true today than it was only a decade ago, Louisiana is still home to untold thousands who are registered Democrats but vote exclusively for Republicans; it’s both a vestige of party realignment and a consequence of a state GOP operation that only became professionalized in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

Considering John Bel Edwards received 97% of African American voters during his 2015 election, it’s more than reasonable to assume those numbers will hold up this year as well, which means he will need the support of essentially one out of every three white voters in the state.

Michael Henderson, the Director of LSU’s Public Policy Research Lab, cautions against reading too much into the early voting numbers, especially considering there have only been six other runoff elections featuring an incumbent in the current runoff system. Because of the small data set, you probably won’t want to take Henderson‘s findings to the bank quite yet, but they are nonetheless instructive.

For example, he finds that “(i)ncreases or decreases in the number of early votes cast (in the runoff versus the primary) precede the same direction of change in overall turnout, but the magnitude of this change remains uncertain.” In other words, yes, we can expect a bigger turnout on Saturday, but there is no way of predicting exactly how much bigger it will be.

For supporters of the incumbent governor, the most critical concern is that the surge in early voting, particularly among African Americans, somehow cannibalized votes they would have otherwise received on Election Day. Henderson explains that ”(c)hanges in the share of early votes cast by blacks (in the runoff versus the primary) also show up as similar changes in the share of total votes cast by blacks.”

He even includes a nifty chart to illustrate his point:

Source: Michael Henderson, Louisiana By The Numbers.

Importantly, he also finds that Democrats have traditionally performed better in runoffs. This is what I mean when I say a new electorate is emerging; it always does. Runoff elections are a wholly different animal, and as long as Edwards maintains the pace he seems to be on right now, he should be able to edge by in a squeaker.

Again, though, don’t uncork the champagne yet.

Now, setting aside the charts and graphs, there are a few things I will be looking for in particular when the results start trickling in on Saturday night.

There are three people who, while not on the ballot, can still command a tremendous amount of attention in the state, though all three are represent incredibly problematic- or at the very least tricky- issues for the Republican challenger in their own ways.

We begin with a man who has haunted Louisiana politics for more than 28 years, who crawled out of his cave yesterday to give a warm bear hug (through the magic of radio) to his fellow Republican.

PART ONE: THE GRAND WIZARD OF THE GUTTER

“Obviously, I’m a Republican,” said the man on the other end of line, “and I have a long history in the Republican Party. I was elected as a Republican. I served as a Republican here. I was a member of the Republican caucus.”

Yesterday, the Louisiana Radio Network interviewed one of the most well-known Louisiana Republican elected officials in state history. No, it wasn’t former Gov. Bobby Jindal or former Gov. Mike Foster, nor was it Sen. John Neely Kennedy or Sen. Bill Cassidy or even former Sen. David Vitter.

This particular Republican had only won a single election in his career, a seat in the Louisiana state House of Representatives. This was in 1989, and it proved to be the most well-known and controversial local election in the entire country. Both Presidents Reagan and H.W. Bush pleaded with the voters in the Jefferson Parish district to please, for the love of God, vote for the other Republican instead, John Treen, brother of the late Gov. David Treen.

But once David Duke had finally managed to win an elected office, everything suddenly, dramatically changed, and even today, the residue of David Duke’s brief but meteoritic rise in Louisiana politics still has yet to evaporate.

David Duke publicly announced his support of Eddie Rispone yesterday, a decision that was likely met with anger and frustration inside of the candidate’s home at the Country Club of Louisiana.

On the radio yesterday morning, Duke explained how his public perception in Louisiana was “very, very different” than how he perceives himself to be. His brand is toxic, a reminder of a chapter in our state’s history that many would prefer to overlook.

Except that he won’t go away.

When he ran for the U.S. Senate three years ago, the geniuses at Raycom media decided for some inane reason that Duke had earned a spot in the debate, which was held at Xavier University, an HBCU with a predominately African American student body. Not surprisingly, the debate quickly spiraled out of control, with Duke becoming increasingly hostile and angry.

And then, of course, he gleefully inserted himself whenever and however he could in order to promote the Presidential campaign of Donald J. Trump. Trump, at least initially, appeared flummoxed when asked about Duke’s support, pretending as if he had never known of the man. His ambivalence about the former grand wizard of the Ku Klux Klan was taken as a wink to the ascendant alt-right movement.

“If you go back and look at my campaign policies, they were Republican policies,” Duke explained on the Louisiana Radio Network yesterday.

As loathsome as David Ernest Duke is and as much as he continues to haunt our politics, it is true that the issues and policies that animated his two major bids for statewide political office- the United States Senate in 1990 and, most memorably, the 1991 election for Louisiana governor- are many of the same currently being promoted by the current Republican candidate for governor, Edward Lee Rispone: A radical and draconian position on immigration, a desire to either eliminate or dramatically scale down entitlement programs, and a strong emphasis on reducing taxes. Duke is not oblivious to the similarities; he relishes them.

It is easy to forget, but when Duke ran for governor 28 years ago, he had cleaned up most of his act from his days peddling overt racism, altering his face through plastic surgery, trading his KKK sheets for a suit and tie, and proclaiming himself to be a “born-again Christian.”

Duke will be voting for Eddie Rispone, without any question, just as he had when he voted for Donald Trump three years prior.

Yesterday, when questioned about a recent ad featuring his name and encourage black voters to reject Eddie Rispone’s candidacy, Duke was upfront. “Well, of course I’ve seen that ad,” he said.

The mailer was connected to New Orleans City Councilman Jay Banks. Absurdly, Republicans began whining that Banks’ mailer somehow meant John Bel Edwards was calling them “racists.” He was not; the ad was not under his control, though he did subsequently let Councilman Banks the mailer was creating an unnecessary distraction.

That said, make no mistake: Republicans and the Rispone camp were all too happy to feign outrage and moral indignation over the mailer’s reference to Duke. In the upside down world we are now all inhabiting, a politician can espouse nakedly bigoted beliefs and promote policies that are specifically aimed at stoking fears and hatred against marginalized communities, and if anyone has the audacity to point this out to them, that same politician can then brandish himself as the victim.

“White people” are the real “victims” here, Duke said yesterday, just as he has been since he was a freshman at LSU barking at his classmates from Free Speech Alley.

A final note on Duke.

Yes, he has faded into the spotlight, at least for now, but consider this: Three years ago, when he ran for the U.S. Senate, Duke still managed to garner 58,606 (or 3%) votes. If Congressman Charles Boustany, a Republican, had earned those votes instead, a prospect that- to be sure- was entirely unlikely, he would have finished in second place and secured a spot in the runoff against John Neely Kennedy.

He may be rightfully marginalized, but his paltry 3% statewide haul demonstrates that Duke continues to maintain a constituency.

In an election this close, it is possible Rispone, whether he likes it or not, may actually benefit meaningfully from Duke’s endorsement, though it is even more likely that Duke will serve as yet another reminder of what is at stake this year. Pro-tip: If David Duke supports your political campaign, you should think long and hard about what message you are communicating.

President Donald Trump and Eddie Rispone appear together on stage at a rally in Monroe, Louisiana.

PART TWO: THE DONALD

When Air Force One is wheels-down at around 7PM tonight at Barksdale Air Force Base, it will mark the third time in which the President of the United States has appeared in Louisiana to campaign for Eddie Rispone during the past five weeks. Of course, his first rally, held the day before the jungle primary, was billed as a Republican Unity event, which meant that Trump had the awkward task of encouraging attendees to support either Eddie Rispone or Ralph Abraham.

Now, with Abraham having been vanquished during the primary, Rispone no longer needs to share the stage with an opponent.

Trump is doing as much as someone like Trump knows how to do to bolster the Republican challenger. In addition to his three visits, Vice President Mike Pence showed up twice to lend his help, and Donald Trump, Jr. appeared once, at a rally in Lafayette.

These visits have placed Trump and his White House team in an unusual predicament.

On the one hand, they believe it is important for the president to brag about how well the state’s economy has been performing during the past three years, assigning him any and all credit he can for Louisiana’s decreased unemployment rate and its robust recovery in the aftermath of the disastrous tenure of former Gov. Bobby Jindal.

The problem, though, is that it directly contradicts the central thesis of the Rispone campaign, which made the strategic decision to cherry-pick a handful of rankings and economic surveys that present Louisiana as economically stagnant.

Typically, the White House dispatches one set of positive reports about Louisiana via social media, and once Trump strides on stage and leans into the microphone, he is full of doom and gloom about the state’s taxes and, of all things, the costs of auto insurance premiums. Without question, these are simply talking points provided to him by Republican operatives in Louisiana, because in both cases, Trump’s characterizations of these issues reflects a profoundly misinformed understanding.

With respect to taxes in Louisiana, a favorite go-to line among conservatives, Trump neglects to mention that Louisiana had faced a $2.1 billion budget deficit on the very first day of Edwards’ tenure, a much more dire situation than anyone had anticipated.

Louisiana had been saddled with the deficit as a direct consequence of Bobby Jindal’s reckless and cavalier approach toward performing his most fundamental job responsibility, surrendering himself to an absurd “no new taxes” pledge he had made with Grover Norquist, a fringe political activist who had found a degree of celebrity by railing against taxes with the self-righteous certainty of a bratty fourth grader.

Edwards would have preferred a much different set of solutions in order to ensure Louisiana never fell off the proverbial fiscal cliff, but conservative Republicans, who dominate the state House of Representatives, would only budge on one significant source of revenue.

There simply was no other workable solution; a temporary sales tax hike was the only thing on the table.

Republican legislators in both the Senate and the House passed a bill that raised an additional penny onto sales taxes, and the governor signed the bill narrowly in time to prevent catastrophe. Notably, his later plans to cut sales taxes by a half-penny were opposed by none other than Lane Grigsby, a man who rounds out the triumvirate.

Trump also has repeatedly echoed the same, spurious line about Louisiana’s high prices for car insurance, asserting the thoroughly debunked talking point that Louisiana’s rates are inflated because of trial lawyers. While he has yet to go into any specifics, the president is referencing state Rep. Kirk Talbot’s insidious attempt to market a gift basket comprised of items on the insurance industry’s wish list as a ”premium reduction” act. It was, in fact, not correlated in any statistically significant way to any potential reductions in premiums, and during committee hearings in this year’s legislative session, an insurance lobbyist testified that the bill was essentially an exercise in futility.

Moreover, the signature component of the proposed legislation- lowering the state’s jury threshold from $50,000 to $5,000- was estimated to actually cost taxpayers millions more a year in taxes, as it would result in a dramatic escalation in jury trials being requested in a system that is already at capacity.

There were several ways the state could have ensured a fairer, more competitive, and lower-priced auto insurance marketplace, but legislators, for the most part, disregarded those proposals; the bill that purported to be about the price of car insurance was actually about a set of half-baked tort reform proposals.

Rather than save consumers money, the bill sought to accomplish only one thing: To limit a person’s ability to access the judicial system.

Talbot’s legislation was killed in the Senate Judiciary-A committee, but considering the Louisiana Association of Business and Industry had declared it to be their “most important bill of the session,” perhaps it is not too surprising that it made its way onto Donald Trump’s Twitter account.

It hardly matters what issue Trump decides to prattle about. His rallies have never been about presenting voters with detailed policy proposals. It’s pure entertainment, a comedy routine that consists entirely of airing out his own grievances and insults against anyone and anything that earns his ire on television.

To an audience of his admirers, his rallies are an opportunity to not only be amused for a couple of hours but also to share in the performance of outrage against what they perceive to be an ever-encroaching threat on their way of life. His cruelty, crudeness, and utter contempt don’t repel his audiences; they’re the reason anyone shows up in the first place.

It still remains to be seen whether Trump’s decision to coddle his base here in Louisiana, a state he won by nearly 20 points, will have any real impact in the upcoming election. Eddie Rispone introduced himself to voters with a commercial in which he repeats Trump’s name more than his own. His television and digital ads emphasize his support of the border wall with Mexico, which is approximately 450 miles away from Louisiana. Nancy Pelosi earned a spot on one of his most recent mailers, as did AOC. And shortly after winning a spot in the runoff, he aired a pair of new ads staring Donald Trump instead of himself.

Put another way, he has latched onto Trump’s political brand so tightly that he has effectively ceded votes from anyone who may be conservative-leaning but who is repulsed by Trump’s behavior. Rispone hasn’t bothered to create any space between himself and the president, which is an enormous gamble, particularly considering Trump’s favorability in Louisiana, while still above 50%, has declined during the past three years. His “favorability gap” has shrunk by 16 points. There may be only slightly fewer people who like him today than did three years ago, but there are vastly more people who dislike him. Meanwhile, John Bel Edwards has a higher favorability and a lower unfavorability than both Trump and Rispone.

It is difficult to imagine Trump motivates a substantial enough number of voters in Louisiana who otherwise were not going to support Rispone. Suffice it to say, if you’re headed to the Trump rally tonight in Bossier City, you aren’t undecided, and you’re not suffering through the parking and the magnetometers and the lines because you’re hoping to be persuaded about who to vote for. You’ve already made up your mind. After Trump’s event in Monroe last week, there was only a small uptick in early voting in one parish- Ouachita- for one day.

“I don’t think Trump’s bringing more to the table than has already been brought into the campaign,” LSU’s Michael Henderson told the Washington Post.

It may very well be the case, however, that while Trump may not be delivering any new voters for Rispone, he could be motivating many people, particularly African Americans, who had sat out of the primary, to vote for Edwards in the runoff.

If Donald Trump’s two visits make any noticeable impact, it likely will not take long to make that determination on Saturday night, even if the winner is not known until much later. Rispone will be looking for a significant increase the total numbers of votes in rural and suburban parishes. You can pick any random sequence you want, but I will be paying close attention to Acadia, Bossier, Calcasieu, Cameron, Ouachita, DeSoto, Vernon, and Natchitoches Parishes.

Rapides Parish would ordinarily make the list, but it has a hotly-contest runoff race for sheriff, which means any correlation to Trump may be more ambiguous. Similarly, Lafayette Parish will be wrapping up a contentious and embarrassingly vapid race for Mayor-President.

PART THREE: THE GREAT GRIGSBY

When we last checked in on Leonard Lane Grigsby, he had been suffering from a terrible injury after tripping down the stairs of his ivory tower and lodging his foot directly into his mouth. To make matters worse, after spending a couple of weeks recuperating, he finally felt good enough to parade around Baton Rouge again, only to be told, by a young boy on the street, that the suit he had thought he was wearing wasn’t actually anything at all. No one had told him he’d gotten too big for his britches.

Suffice it to say, Lane Grigsby hasn’t had the best month of his life. The self-proclaimed “kingmaker” has spent a veritable fortune in his hostile takeover bid for proxy control of Louisiana state government, but after years of wanton disregard and thinly-veiled contempt for an honest and ethical democratic process- one in which voters are not purposefully fed disinformation in a cynical ploy to manipulate the outcomes of elections, Grigsby’s name has become a liability in his own backyard.

Candidates, on both sides of the aisle, are returning his checks or otherwise making it clear they aren’t interested in his help. Those who had been mistreated by him in the past are speaking out publicly for the first time. It’s been ugly.

And when you’re scrambling as a result of your own hubris, you inevitably end up doing things sloppily. It’s why Rudy Giuliani keeps accidentally butt-dialing reporters, for example.

In Grigsby’s case, he’d been so thirsty for a win that he didn’t bother to double-check his work. Recently, his PAC, the smugly-named Truth in Politics, had finally put the finishing touches on their coup de grace: A slickly-produced commercial that revealed John Bel Edwards’ college buddy had been on the receiving end of a fat government contract. Almost immediately, though, the wheels started coming off.

The contract was never awarded. The ad was a complete fabrication.

Truth in Politics hadn’t referenced a public record as their source; they referenced their own public records request.

Lane Grigsby’s Truth in Politics now has the distinction of being behind multiple campaign commercials that were taken down for not telling the truth about politics.

His most recent iteration is gutted and bereft of anything substantive; it’s now a commercial that cites a right-wing blog’s opinion piece about investigating the disproven claims made in the first commercial.

Even if his friend wins on Saturday, Grigsby has all but guaranteed that their little cabal, which Sue calls the Erector Set, will take on another name: Phony Rispone and His Cronies.

PART FOUR: NOTHING LASTS FOREVER. EVEN COLD NOVEMBER RAIN.

If you’re a normal, well-adjusted, and decent human being who lives and works in Louisiana and has been inundated with an endless loop of commercials and mailers and Facebook ads for months on end, then hopefully, by now, you are ready for the orchestra to start playing everyone off of the stage.

It’s understandable.

But before you tune out, make certain that you exercise your civic duty and vote.

It may be easy to forget, so it’s worth emphasizing: The outcome on Saturday may not affect you personally in any meaningful way, or at least, you may not believe it does. But to hundreds of thousands of people, this isn’t an abstraction.

If you are only motivated to vote because you’re worried it will hurt President Trump‘s feelings if he loses another news cycle, maybe consider reaching out to someone who could have a real stake in the outcome: Ask a public school teacher or the parents of a disabled child. Listen to someone who works in a local nonprofit or a social worker or a single mother. Ask a person who gets by on a minimum wage job.

Ask an immigrant.

There are real human lives that suffer whenever we forget about the least among us. And they don’t go away, even if you finally decide to change the channel.

Ode to Coach O

Not long before I pitched this bi-weekly column, Lamar asked me what my Bayou Brief title should be. I suggested pundit at large. In my blogging life at First Draft as Adrastos, I write about politics 80% of the time but I like to dabble in other areas. I’ve done a lot of dabbling here at the Bayou Brief and I’m about to do so again.

I’m a transplant to the Gret Stet of Louisiana. I met my first wife in San Francisco from whence we bounced to Washington DC eventually landing in Louisiana. She was from old Louisiana families on both sides and wanted to attend LSU law school. That’s how I landed in Baton Rouge for a few years to finish my BA at LSU.

I did not like living in Baton Rouge but there was one thing about it that I loved: LSU football. My mother-in-law grew up in Shreveport with then LSU sports information director Paul Manasseh. He hooked me up with a gig in the press box checking credentials, which I kept after he left LSU. The press box at Tiger Stadium was named in Paul’s honor in 2006. I have fond memories of both it and him.

When I saw my first Tiger football game, I was hooked. The San Francisco Bay Area of my youth had two NFL teams, but the college teams were of little interest to anyone but alumni. I was immediately captivated by the spectacle of Tiger Stadium and SEC football.  

Tragically, my first wife died of cancer, and I moved to New Orleans to attend Tulane Law School. I was an odd duck in Red Stick but was a perfect fit in the Crescent City. I also met and married the beautiful and brilliant Dr. A who was studying for her PHD at Tulane Medical School. In fact, my first wife’s brother was instrumental in our meeting. We’re still together and I remain a devoted LSU fan. Geaux, Tigers.

That brings me to LSU Head Football Coach Ed Orgeron who is the ultimate underdog. His appointment to replace Les Miles was widely mocked and derided. Coach O’s picture is in the dictionary next to rough around the edges. His voice is unearthly, it sounds like he swallowed a bullfrog with tonsillitis. Smooth is the last word one would use to describe him; authentic is the first.

I for one was pleased with his selection. I knew his back story and had the feeling he would succeed at LSU, which was his dream job. After many bumps in the road, Coach O came to national prominence as recruiting coordinator and assistant head coach under Pete Carroll at USC. The Trojans won two national championships while Coach O was there leading to his hiring as head coach at Ole Miss in 2005.

Things did not go well in Oxford. The talent cupboard was bare when he took over and nothing went right. His old school coaching style was not right for the times either: he tried to yell and scream his way to success. Orgeron finished his first head coaching tenure with a record of 8-25 and, even worse, 3-21 in the SEC.  

After brief stints with the New Orleans Saints and University of Tennessee, Coach O returned to USC as an assistant and became interim head coach in 2013. Coach O adopted a kinder, gentler head coaching style at USC and the players responded. The Trojans did well under Coach O with a 6-2 record but lost to arch-rival UCLA. 

The loss to the Bruins was the cover story as to why Ed Orgeron was not hired by USC, but class differences were the real reason. USC alum fancy their school as an Ivy League university only with palm trees. A working-class Cajun was fine as a hired hand but unacceptable as head coach. This is particularly ironic after a series of scandals have damaged USC’s reputation, especially the college admissions bribery mishigas. Karma is a bitch, y’all.

Coach O landed back home in Louisiana as a member of Les Miles’ LSU staff. His reputation seemed set in stone: a good second banana but not head coaching material. When the Mad Hatter was fired after yet another misadventure with the game clock, Orgeron became interim head coach. 

The nation’s sporting press assumed that LSU would hire a big-name coach, not the gruff Cajun with the sandpaper voice and heart of gold. Then Athletic Director Joe Alleva had flirtations with Dan Herman and Jimbo Fisher who landed respectively at Texas and Texas A &M. I’ll skip the Aggie jokes for now.

We all know what happened next: Ed Orgeron fought for the job and was hired. Coach O had kicked around the world of college football and was kicked by the media as the wrong man for the job. Many LSU alums thought they’d “settled” but the school hired the coach who was most passionate about the job as opposed to viewing it as a career steppingstone like Nick Saban. Wise choice.

Coach O’s tenure in Tiger Town has been a rousing success thus far, capped by last Saturday’s win in Tuscaloosa. LSU had not beaten Saban’s Crimson Tide since 2011, losing 8 consecutive times. One of the reasons Les Miles was fired was because he could not beat his predecessor. That and a leather-helmet era offense much like the one used by his mentor Bo Schembechler at Michigan in the 1970’s. Coach O brought LSU’s offense into the 21st Century.

It’s an election year in Louisiana and this year’s LSU-Alabama game had a political sub-plot. President* Pennwyise brought his freak show to Tuscaloosa hoping to be greeted with nothing but cheers in a red state. He *was* largely cheered by the crowd, alas, but it was a sideshow to the main event, which was won by a coach who supports the re-election of Democratic Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards.

In fact, Coach O introduced the Governor at a fundraiser last April, which had Gret Stet Republicans frothing at the mouth. But LSU coaches and partisan politics are no strangers: Les Miles and Bobby Jindal were quite chummy. The Mad Hatter attended PBJ’s victory celebration in 2011 and even plugged his doomed presidential campaign. Coach O is a piker in comparison

One thing Gret Stet GOPers excel at is hypocrisy: Jindal-Miles, good; Orgeron-Edwards, bad. Repeat after me:  

In plain English that means It’s Okay If You Are A Republican; much like Eddie Rispone’s smear of the Governor’s military service or the entire Trump presidency. IOKIYAR.

The reason Ed Orgeron has become such a beloved figure in the Gret Stet is that he’s genuine. What you see is what you get: a tough, tender, and caring man as well as a helluva football coach with a voice like a raspy foghorn.

Remember that IOKIYAR image of Coach O and Governor Edwards when you vote. Tell them Ed Orgeron sent you. Geaux, Tigers.

In Secret Recording, Eddie Rispone Claims High-Dollar Fundraisers “More Important” Than Attending Debates

Last month, shortly after Eddie Rispone wrapped up celebrating his second-place finish in the jungle primary along with hundreds of supporters crammed into a ballroom at Baton Rouge’s L’Auberge Casino, he decided to take a gamble. Instead of spending more time introducing himself to the public, he would focus on patching things up with the conservative donor class.

Conventionally, rookie candidates like Eddie Rispone welcome as much free attention as they can get, but Rispone had already spent $12 million of his own money to blanket television and social media. He may have been obscure a few months prior, but by the night of the jungle primary, his name was well-known. Less known, however, was what Rispone planned to do if elected. He hoped to keep it that way.

During the past month, Rispone has almost entirely avoided anything that would open him up to public scrutiny and instead focused on raising money at a series of private, high-dollar fundraisers available only to people willing to contribute as much as $2,500 just to get in the door.

He would agree to only one televised debate, and during the past month, he has turned down invitations to attend candidate forums from multiple organizations across the state, including those, like the Baton Rouge Area Chamber, who could offer him a friendly audience. Of course, it remains to be seen whether Rispone was right when he calculated that he could coast to victory by limiting, almost completely, his participation in anything his campaign could not directly control.

His performance at the one debate was lackluster, and instead of projecting confidence, his reliance on vague talking points made him look entirely unprepared. Similarly, in an appearance on a conservative talk radio show in Alexandria, Rispone answered an innocuous question about Gov. John Bel Edwards being a West Point graduate in a way that managed to insult West Point and offend military veterans.

Last week, at a fundraiser in Monroe, Rispone was directly asked about his decision to skip out on debates and candidate forums. The exchange was secretly recorded and obtained exclusively by the Bayou Brief on the condition of anonymity.

Below is a transcript of the recording:

Female attendee: You did so well in the last debate. Is there a reason you didn’t do another one?

Eddie Rispone: Another one?

Female attendee: Yeah.

Rispone: Well, to start with, we did well in there, but the time that it takes to get ready for those, when I need to be doing this.

And you have a situation where you have a career politician. All he does is lie. So, you’re sitting there listening to all these lies. 

Male attendee: It takes much more funding to put on those. 

Rispone: Well, it’s… you lose so much time. Days, we only have nine more days to go. Why do I want to go sit there, let (Edwards) attack me with lies. And you gotta spend a day getting ready. (You) lose a day, then you have to spend a day or two getting ready for it.

And he uses that against you anyway. 

If you show up he tries to lie, and (if) you don’t show up, he says you are afraid of him.

I should be here. This is thousands of votes.

The fundraiser was held at the private residence of Bill Krutzer, an oil and gas entrepreneur, and attended by no more than 100 people, according to the person who made the recording.

It remains to be seen whether avoiding almost anything his campaign didn’t control was a smart bet, but regardless, Rispone makes one thing abundantly clear: He believes any time he spends preparing for the job of governor is a day he should have been spending with people willing to donate big money for an opportunity to ask the kind of questions the public is still waiting for him to answer.

A day after his fundraiser in Monroe, Rispone’s campaign held another high-dollar fundraiser… in Mississippi.

Veteran’s Day 2019: Courage of Convictions vs. Conduct Unbecoming

The World War I Memorial in Washington D.C.

One hundred years ago, with a declaration from President Woodrow Wilson, the United States first celebrated the holiday originally known as “Armistice Day.” It marked the time, one year before, when – at 11 AM, Nov. 11, 1918 – an official truce in World War I hostilities had been achieved, ultimately leading to the signing of the Treaty of Versailles on June 28, 1919, which ended the conflict then known as “the War to End All Wars.”

Originally, the holiday commemoration required a two-minute suspension of business activities – a two-minute moment of silence, if you will – at 11 in the morning.

Twenty years later, in May 1938, Congress passed legislation designating Armistice Day as a permanent U.S. holiday “dedicated to the cause of world peace.” A mere two months before, German Nazi military forces had invaded and taken over the government of Austria.

Folllowing World War II and the Korean War, Congress changed the name of the holiday to “Veterans Day.” In his October 8,1954, proclamation marking the first official celebration of the renamed holiday, President Dwight D. Eisenhower wrote, “Let us solemnly remember the sacrifices of all those who fought so valiantly, on the seas, in the air, and on foreign shores, to preserve our heritage of freedom, and let us reconsecrate ourselves to the task of promoting and enduring peace so that their efforts shall not have been in vain.”

Just five months prior, on May 7, 1954, Vietnamese military forces had overrun the military base at Dien Bien Phu, marking the end of French colonial rule in southeast Asia. On June 1, 1954, the U.S. responded by launching a covert paramilitary operation. The Saigon Military Mission marked the beginning of the Vietnam War, which would continue for nearly 20 years, claim the lives of more than 58,000 Americans, and leave an additional 150,000 wounded and injured.

That conflict would also prompt civilian derision – even hostility – toward its veterans. The majority of those who served during the Vietnam War had no choice: they were conscripted through the draft, rather than signing up voluntarily.

Veterans Memorial in Iberville Parish.

I remember how it was. I served, volunteering in the Army at the end of the Vietnam War era. I quickly learned that, in my uniform, I was a target for scorn and sometimes spittle.

I don’t say this to get you to gabble a hasty “thank you for your service” in my direction. No matter how sincere your intentions, at this point it seems merely obligatory and as over-used as “thoughts and prayers.”

Instead, I say this as a reminder that for nearly 40 years at the end of the 20th Century, much of the general public did not view military service as an overly-worthy endeavor. It wasn’t until a cloudless September morning in New York and Washington D.C. that patriotism virtually became the Official Religion of the United States.

WWI British recruiting poster from author’s collection.

Among those evidencing little esteem for those of us who have served are two men who found a way to refuse their country’s call to arms: Republican candidate for Louisiana governor, Eddie Rispone, and the president he he idolizes, Donald Trump.

Both had managed to avoid military service during Vietnam: Rispone had a student deferment; Trump got a doctor to write him a medical excuse.

Even now, Rispone’s disdain for the value of military service continues.

On Friday, Nov. 1, Rispone interviews with the morning radio show hosts, Matt Dunn and Jim Legget, on Alexandria’s KSYL. Quizzed regarding his whereabouts, Rispone remarked that while he was still in Baton Rouge, he would “be flying up to Alexandria” for a campaign appearance later that day.

Poor Eddie. He was clueless about how elitist that sounded, even after one of the radio hosts pointed out that would be a flight that “takes what? 20 minutes?”

The GOP candidate then began his standard drumbeat against Gov. John Bel Edwards, repeating almost rhythmically, “Liberal trial lawyer, trial lawyer, liar, liar, liberal.”

But what about Edwards’ West Point experience, his military experience?, Legget asked.

“I’m disappointed in that,” Rispone said, “If I have to be candid. I think he’s hurt the reputation of West Point. I don’t think West Point wants to turn out a bunch of trial lawyers that will say or do anything to stay in power.”

Edwards immediately issued a statement calling for Rispone to apologize for those comments. The Advocate’s editorial board scolded Rispone and advised him to apologize. He didn’t.

That afternoon, Rispone issued a Twitter statement calling Edwards’ reaction “typical fake liberal outrage.”

“Don’t fall for his typical trial lawyer act,” the tweet said. “I love our veterans, their service and West Point – and we can’t thank them enough. The only thing being attacked here is Edwards’ liberal trial lawyer, car insurance raising, job losing, economy draining record.”

World War I Memorial Grove at Louisiana State University. Photo courtesy LSU

On Sunday, November 3, at a campaign appearance in Pineville, Rispone was asked: Do you think it was a good idea to attack a West Point graduate?

“I did not attack a West Point grad. What I did, I said I’ve had West Point graduates come up to me and say they’re embarrassed about this governor because he will lie, and that he lied over and over again. If I had it to do over again, I probably wouldn’t say it. But I wasn’t attacking West Point. That’s what the governor said.”

Rispone continued, “I’ve had West Point graduates come to me and say they’re embarrassed about this guy because he lies over and over again. And I just said that West Point people are not exactly happy with him because he will say and do anything to hold onto his power. I didn’t criticize West Point; I was actually complimenting West Point. And then the press, of course, is playing it the other way. That answer your question?”

I’m curious who these West Point graduates were. We certainly know Rispone has heard this spiel from a West Point washout – his mentor and bestie, Lane Grigsby.

Grigsby was unable to pass muster as an “officer and a gentleman,” presumably because he indulged in “conduct unbecoming an officer.” He dropped out of West Point, and once he married his pregnant girlfriend, he transferred to LSU. According to an account by perhaps the only journalist who ever read Grigsby’s self-published memoir; the couple had decided to elope. The pregnancy came shortly afterward.

This was in the middle of the last half of the 1960s, when regulations required West Point cadets to remain unmarried throughout their schooling.

The recently dedicated Gold Star Families Memorial Mall Monument on display at the grounds of the state Capitol in Baton Rouge.
WWII poster from author’s collection.

Grigsby isn’t personally speaking out in support of his buddy’s pronouncements regarding the opinions of West Point alumni, because, following the attempted bribe of a state senate candidate, Rispone’s campaign has reportedly told the Great Grigsby to sit down and shut up until the polls close at 8 p.m. on Saturday, November 16.

Yet the questionably-named Truth in Politics PAC, co-founded and co-funded by Grigsby, put out an ad attacking the governor and his West Point dorm-mate, which was challenged by the Edwards’ campaign due to its blatant falsehoods. Grigsby’s organization had listed a public records request in support of its assertions. In other words, they submitted a letter asking for public documents and decided to depict their own letter as a government record.

On Friday, Nov. 8, the PAC withdrew the ad, which had only run on one station in the New Orleans market.

Unlike Rispone, making disparaging statements gleaned from unnamed individuals, and backed by a mentor now being begged to just stay lurking in the shadows, John Bel Edwards has had no shortage of bonafide West Point graduates and military veterans stepping forward to dispute Rispone’s characterization of the governor, his service, and West Point alumni’s opinion of such.

“I know Gov Edwards personally. I and all the West Point graduates that I know think his eight years service to our Army and our Country, as well as his continuing service to the people of Louisiana, reflect great credit upon our Alma Mater,” stated William F. Murdy, chairman of the Thayer Leader Development Group at West Point (and West Point distinguished graduate of the Class of ‘64.) “Mr. Rispone’s implied West Point ‘disappointment’ in Gov Edwards is unfounded and crass on its face and indicates a profound lack of knowledge about what service to country and Louisiana are about.”

Twenty-four of Edwards’ West Point classmates from the Class of ‘88 signed on to a letter addressed to the people of Louisiana, which states, in part, “At every step of his life, Jon Bel Edwards has embodied the spirit of the United States Military Academy at West Point. He knows what it means to serve.”

WWI poster from the author’s collection.

I find myself in agreement with Louisiana’s Secretary of Veteran’s Affairs, retired U.S. Army Col. Joey Strickland, who said, simply and succinctly, “Mr. Rispone’s comments disparage all who have served.”

To me, the most striking development from Rispone’s disparagement of the governor and – by extension – of military service in general is Col. Rob Maness’ public announcement that he was leaving the Republican Party, because of Rispone, his buddy Lane Grigsby, and their tactics.

“I can’t justify staying with a group that gets behind someone like Eddie Rispone, who is tied with Grigsby, and they’ve been working together for years, influencing Louisiana politics. It’s illegal and it’s corrupt – in my opinion.”

Maness is a retired U.S. Air Force colonel, and has run as a conservative Tea Party Republican for U.S. Senate and the state legislature. Four years ago, he endorsed and supported David Vitter for Louisiana governor.

Veterans Memorial in Carencro, Louisiana.

And while I personally disagree with many of the political and social policies Maness (and John Bel Edwards, for that matter) supports, I appreciate his acting upon his convictions in this matter. And if you have ever questioned – publicly, privately, or within the confines of your own mind – certain politicians’ turning a blind eye to egregiously despicable statements and actions from people within their own party, in preference to remaining loyal for retention of both party and personal political power, then you, too, should applaud Maness for his stance on this issue. It can’t have been an easy decision for such a staunch conservative to turn his back on the GOP.

“Our choice is clear,” Maness now says. “Eddie Rispone has never served or sacrificed one day for our state or country in uniform, even though he could have in the Vietnam era, but he chose a college deferment instead and didn’t volunteer after he graduated. Even with these facts, Rispone has seen fit to disparage John Bel Edwards’ military service just so he can win a political campaign.”

That is insulting to every veteran, and – as the Governor is the de facto commander-in-chief of the state’s National Guard forces – disqualifies Mr. Rispone from commanding the respect of the members of such forces, should he be elected. The whining criticism of someone who did serve – from Rispone himself who did not – is conduct unbecoming a potential commander-in-chief. Hell, it’s conduct unbecoming a human being.

As a veteran, I ask that you consider – and remember – this beyond today’s holiday. Won’t you keep it in mind through Saturday’s election, too?

Rispone’s Nevada Shell Company Controlled $73M in Retirement Funds

According to records filed with the United States Department of Labor, a Nevada-based shell company founded by Gerry Rispone and his brother Eddie, the Republican Louisiana gubernatorial candidate facing incumbent Democrat John Bel Edwards in a runoff election next Saturday, controlled approximately $73 million in assets before the company, ISC Group Nevada LLC, “converted” to a newly-formed entity in Louisiana.

ISC Group Nevada LLC listed only the Rispone brothers as its registered members and relied on a so-called commercial resident agent service in Reno and then Carson City to ensure it would comply with Nevada state law requiring businesses list at least one state resident on registration documents. Nevada, like Delaware and Wyoming, is a well-known and controversial tax haven, and since 1991, the Silver State has experienced a dramatic escalation in the number of registered businesses established within its borders. However, the overwhelming majority of those businesses are essentially shell companies created so that their owners can avail themselves to a range of tax breaks for which they would otherwise not qualify.

Indeed, according to some, Nevada’s primary financial benefit in luring in companies that only exist on paper may merely be that it has increased revenue for the Secretary of State’s office. During the past four years, Nevada has consistently ranked as the worst state in the nation in both education and health care, despite the fact that its economy is widely claimed to be one of the nation’s best.

Four days ago on the Bayou Brief, I broke the story about Rispone’s Nevada company and revealed that he had “converted out” the company to a newly-formed Louisiana entity in early 2017, a year before launching his bid for governor. The existence of Rispone’s business in Nevada had never been reported previously by the state media. Indeed, I only uncovered the business’s listing after searching Rispone’s name on a proprietary online database that aggregates information pertaining to an individual’s professional associations and affiliations, including his or her membership in any companies registered to do business in the United States.

Because the entity is a privately-held family-owned business, information on its activities, however, is not readily available. Still, though, after receiving records from both the Louisiana and Nevada Secretaries of State, I was able to find iron-clad proof that Rispone had spun the Nevada company into ISC Group of Louisiana LLC.

Shortly after publication, an anonymous tipster provided the Bayou Brief with a link to a trove of public records that are available at no charge through the U.S. Department of Labor, and those documents shed considerable light on how Rispone used the company in Nevada and why he may have decided to move the business to Louisiana.

For at least 11 of the 15 years it was in Nevada, Rispone’s company appears to have been principally responsible for holding the investments his Baton Rouge-based construction firm had made under the rubric of a retirement fund for employees. The fund, which was established as a 401(k) plan, was principally comprised of a series of seven-figure investments in mutual, stock, and index funds. Later, they included a very basic company health insurance policy as well. (It is entirely possible that the Nevada company had always been responsible for holding the retirement fund, but the available records do not include anything prior to 2006).

Taken together, the records that are available indicate that Rispone had been squirreling away vast amounts of money in Nevada under the auspices of his company retirement fund. While retirement income is generally exempt from taxes in Nevada, the documents do not specify who has received disbursements from the fund or reveal anything about potential tax liability.

Notably, however, they still provide insight into Rispone’s business operations.

Year after year, the company claimed to have had hundreds more employees on its payroll at the end of the year than it had in the beginning, which is typical of most big construction firms.

What is interesting, though, is that unless an employee affirmatively opts-out of participating in the company’s retirement – or deferred compensation- plan, a 4% deduction is automatically made from their paycheck.

According to the rules that ISC established, employees may only be allowed to realize even a portion of that savings after their contributions have been at least partially vested, and the only way for that to occur is if they work for ISC for more than two consecutive years. Typically, these are considered best practices. But while many companies enforce similar guidelines, it isn’t difficult to understand why this could be especially problematic for employees of a construction firm, who often only work seasonally and are typically hired for a specific project.

Moreover, the most recent filing indicates that employees contributed $12.5 million to the fund, whereas their employer (i.e. Rispone’s company) only chipped in $834,000, a fairly pathetic proportion in “matching funds.” (The company only obligated itself to match 10% of the amount deducted from its employees’ paychecks; in other words, in most cases, that would amount to 10% of 4% or 0.4%).

In addition to readying for a gubernatorial campaign in Louisiana, there may be another reason Rispone decided to relocate the company from Nevada. Recently, he restructured the bulk of the fund into a Collective Investment Trust, and for reasons not entirely clear, he also received a provisional notice that the fund now qualified… as tax-exempt.

To read the documents online, click here and search for ISC Group Nevada. Although I consulted several people with professional expertise in retirement benefit planning, this is an especially convoluted area of the law, even for folks like me, who inexplicably decided to take an entire class in law school on ERISA.

Louisiana Secretary of State Kyle Ardoin Violated Law When He Campaigned for Trump and Rispone

The man who oversees Louisiana elections, Sec. of State Kyle Ardoin, brazenly violated a state law that specifically and uniquely applies to his office when he appeared at a campaign rally held by President Donald Trump last Wednesday in Monroe, according to multiple legal experts familiar with the state’s Election Code.

According to La. R.S. 18:18.2, the Secretary of State is prohibited from publicly campaigning or participating in any activity in support of any candidate other than himself. Quoting (emphasis added):

§18.2. Certain political activities prohibited; secretary of state

A. The secretary of state may participate or engage in political activity related to his own candidacy for election to public office, including soliciting contributions for his campaign and taking an active part in the management of the affairs of his campaign and his principal campaign committee. He may also exercise his right as a citizen to express his opinion privately and to cast his vote as he desires. The secretary of state shall not participate or engage in any other political activity, including the candidacy of any other person for election to public office; membership on any other national, state, or local committee of a political party or faction; making or soliciting contributions for any political party, faction, or other candidate; or taking active part in the management of the affairs of a political party, faction, other candidate, or any other political campaign.

B. As used in this Section, the term “political activity” shall have the meaning ascribed to it in Article X, Section 9(C) of the Constitution of Louisiana.

The state Constitution defines “political activity” as ”an effort to support or oppose the election of a candidate for political office or to support a particular political party in an election.”

Ardoin, who is widely expected to prevail in a runoff election against Democratic candidate Gwen Collins-Greenup, should be intimately familiar with the laws regulating his political activities; indeed, online, the state’s Election Code currently contains a letter he personally signed expressing his “hope” that people will find it a “useful resource.”

Prior to being elected to fill the unexpired term of former Sec. of State Tom Schedler, Ardoin served as Schedler’s top deputy.

Yesterday, he shared a short video of his appearance at the Trump rally on his campaign Facebook page.

The law is designed to ensure the public has faith in the integrity of elections, which is undermined when the person tasked with overseeing those elections engages in political activity outside of his own campaign.

The penalties for violating this particular state statute are unclear, but considering the activities it guards against, unless Sec. Ardoin recuses himself from any role in certifying election results, he may have left his office exposed to legal challenges.

A Year Before Launching Gubernatorial Campaign, Eddie Rispone Quietly Moved Nevada Shell Company to Louisiana

For more than fifteen years, from December of 2001 until February of 2017, Eddie Rispone and his brother Gerry used a limited liability company they created in the state of Nevada, ISC Group of Nevada LLC, to maximize their control over and potentially avoid paying taxes on wealth generated by their Louisiana-based company ISC Constructors, according to documents filed with both the Nevada and Louisiana Secretaries of State by their attorney, Loren Kleinpeter of Baton Rouge.

The Bayou Brief obtained and reviewed both sets of documents, totaling 53 pages, on Monday, after discovering late last week a series of entries under Rispone’s name listed on the Nevada Corporations Database.

Rispone quietly “converted out” the Nevada company to a newly-formed Louisiana entity, ISC Group (of Louisiana) LLC, around 15 months before it became publicly-known that he was preparing to launch a campaign for governor. Subsequently, he claimed that, prior to declaring his candidacy, he and his “political mentor,” Lane Grigsby, had been attempting to recruit a Republican to challenge incumbent Gov. John Bel Edwards.

Conversion document drafted by Loren Kleinpeter

Today, ISC, which stands for “Industrial Speciality Contractors,” uses the domain www.iscgrp.com as its primary address online. The company provides “safe, high quality electrical, instrumentation and controls solutions to global leading industrial manufacturers” and maintains offices in Baton Rouge, Lake Charles, Beaumont, and Houston, according to its website.

The Bayou Brief has previously published a series of exclusive reports about the Rispone family business, which has an estimated worth of between $202.6 to $312.1 million according to publicly-available information on its annual revenue and profit.

The company has benefitted as a subcontractor on projects that have received more than a half of a billion dollars in tax exemptions and credits, and among other things, Rispone was directly responsible for spearheading the passage of a law allowing his donations to a Catholic-run voucher school operator to count as money he would otherwise owe in state income taxes.

Until now, no one has reported on his business in the Silver State, and Rispone has not mentioned the Nevada company at all during his campaign.

What Happens in Vegas (or Reno or Carson City) Stays in Vegas (or Reno or Carson City):

Nevada, like Delaware and Wyoming, is notorious as a tax haven for the super-rich, who frequently (and legally) take advantage of its laissez-faire laws on businesses to transfer their assets from the states in which they actually reside. Only two months before Rispone transferred his Nevada LLC to the Louisiana entity, the release of the Panama Papers generated renewed attention on the proliferation of shell companies during the past two decades and the complete lack of regulatory oversight.

All told, Nevada had allowed more than 20,000 foreigners to create shell companies, conceal their true identities, and avoid paying billions of dollars they would have otherwise owed in taxes. At the time, Nevada lawmakers had been considering a series of reforms aimed at increasing accountability and transparency, though they ultimately did not materialize.

“Nevada’s infamously lax incorporation laws allow anyone — terrorists, sex traffickers, arms dealers, Putin, people who want something from a corrupt president, etc. — to set up a shell company,” reported Hugh Jackson of the Nevada Independent in April of 2017, ”not only to hide one’s identity, but also to avoid taxes or move dirty money around.”

The U.S. Senate is currently considering bipartisan legislation approved by the House to require the true owners of such companies to disclose their identities. Notably, Rispone’s name had always appeared on the documents filed in Nevada.

There is no evidence, however, that ISC Group of Nevada LLC ever provided services or performed work on a project in the state. The most recent Nevada address listed for ISC Group of Nevada LLC was the backdoor of the Ferris Mansion in Carson City; its agent was the Corporation Trust Company, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the global information behemoth Wolters Kluwer and the largest resident agent service company in the world. Prior to that, it had been domiciled in Reno at an address that is linked to at least one foreign-owned shell company that became ensnared in the controversy surrounding the Panama Papers.

The company that had served as Rispone’s resident agent in Nevada is currently led by John Weber, a successful trial lawyer.

Knocking on Haven’s Door:

The Ferris Mansion in Carson City, Nevada, which, at the time, was the home of ISC Group Nevada’s in-state registered agent, the Corporation Trust Company.

Decades before it became a tax haven and before it was an international gambling destination, Nevada was well-known for doling out marriage licenses in Las Vegas and divorces in Reno faster than anywhere else in the world. Three of President Franklin D. Roosevelt’s children traveled to Nevada in order to officially and quickly call things off with their spouses, as did a number of celebrity actors, writers, and musicians. The state’s willingness to make things easier for non-resident divorcees helps explain, in part, the decision to welcome in a torrent of businesses that exist entirely on paper.

“In 1991, Nevada opened the doors to rapid incorporations with the goal of becoming the ‘Delaware of the West,’ a reference to the Atlantic Coast state with a century-old history of serving as the legal home of thousands of U.S. corporations,” explained Tim Johnson of McClatchy. “Attempting to lure business, Nevada boasted of its lack of a personal or corporate income tax and guarantees of privacy.”

The precise value of Rispone’s holdings in Nevada remain unclear, but because his shares were moved to a new Louisiana company and because that company then became a member of ISC Constructors, they likely total in the millions, according to three business valuation experts who spoke with the Bayou Brief on background.

Rispone has claimed ISC Constructors generates more than $300 million a year in revenue, though that may only represent the most the company has made in a single year. He also has asserted ISC employs more than 2,800 people, which experts say seems dubious considering the company primarily relies on temporary labor for construction projects. (ISC has also used the term “associates” to describe its workforce). Regardless, though, Rispone’s company has been enormously successful, particularly during the past four or five years as a surge of industrial construction projects in Louisiana and Texas have broken ground.

Thus far, in his campaign for Louisiana governor, Rispone has personally spent at least $11.5 million; it is expected, however, that he will eventually be able to recover around half of the money through outside donations.

In addition to the business valuation experts, the Bayou Brief spoke with two attorneys who specialize in tax law. There is nothing necessarily illegal with creating a shell company in Nevada to avoid taxes, they said, but both argued that the arrangement poses legitimate and inherent questions about the ethics of wealthy business owners who move a portion of their assets to tax havens with which they otherwise have no connection.

Those questions are particularly relevant when the business is owned or controlled by an elected official or a candidate seeking elected office, and they become even more problematic and important if that official or candidate has also been the beneficiary of tax exemptions and credits.

By housing a portion of his assets in Nevada, Rispone could have avoided paying some of what he would have otherwise owed in franchise taxes (at least until recently), business income taxes, fees on the company shares, sales taxes, and inventory taxes.

That said, it is worth repeating that, unless Rispone decides to voluntarily provide his personal and business tax returns, there is no way of knowing what, precisely, he had done under the imprimatur of his Nevada LLC for more than 15 years.

When he and his brother decided to convert the Nevada company to create a new entity in Louisiana, their attorney Loren Kleinpeter didn’t disclose any details about the number and the value of the business shares they were moving to their real home in Baton Rouge.

However, as previously mentioned, because Kleinpeter then named the new company as a member of ISC Constructors, it likely is worth a substantial amount of money merely because it is a member.

Outsider Businessman:

Eddie Rispone has repeatedly presented himself to voters as an outsider and a businessman who has created thousands of jobs and generated hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue in Louisiana, attempting to model his campaign directly off of the playbook written by Donald Trump. Indeed, it is likely he has mentioned Trump’s name more frequently than his own, and perhaps not surprisingly, Donald Trump also used shell companies in Nevada to squirrel away some of his assets.

To defenders of Trump and Rispone, the decision to create, on paper, a business in Nevada may seem to be a shrewd and perfectly legal way to minimize their taxes, but there is an important distinction between the two men: Unlike Rispone, Donald Trump actually owns and operates a tangible business in the state, the 64-story Trump International Hotel Las Vegas.

Eddie Rispone, on the other hand, paid a commercial service in Nevada for the use of their name and address in order to register a company that appeared to have only been in the business of holding a prominent spot on an Excel spreadsheet. Some may argue that, even if it’s perfectly legal, it’s still… what’s the word?…

Oh yes, phony.

Going for Broke

There’s a memorable scene in the 2004 comedy “I Heart Huckabees” in which a sleazy corporate PR rep named Brad Stand (played by Jude Law), while being confronted by a pair of “existential detectives,” the Jaffes (Lily Tomlin and Dustin Hoffman), unintentionally talks himself into a nervous breakdown after off-handedly asking the couple what he had intended to be a dismissive truism.

“How am I not myself?” Stand asks. The married detectives repeat the question aloud, over and over again, as if it’s a Japanese koan, a question so profound that any attempt at its answer threatens to unravel the entire mystery of existence itself. How am I not myself?

Brad Stand goes crazy.

During Wednesday night’s first and only gubernatorial debate between incumbent John Bel Edwards and rookie challenger Eddie Rispone, viewers somehow came away knowing less about Rispone than they had before, and at one point, Rispone seemed to be teetering on the edge of his own existential crisis.

“I am a person,” he said toward the end of the hour, “of myself.” The closed captioning software nearly short-circuited as well.

Rispone has spent the bulk of the runoff campaign selling himself to voters as a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Trump Organization while also attempting to individuate from his self-identified “kingmaker,” Lane Grigsby. What he has failed to do at all, unfortunately, is demonstrate even a working knowledge of the job he seeks and the state he hopes to lead.

I wish I were being flippant. Heck, even Dan Fagan, the shock jock conservative radio host who somehow scored a gig transcribing his Morning Zoo routine on the editorial pages of The Advocate, agreed that Edwards won the debate on substance, though, to be sure, Fagan thought John Bel was a big ol’ meanie about the facts and, as everyone knows now, conservative voters are absolutely repulsed by any politician who disparages their opponent for “lyin’,” “cheatin’,” being ”corrupt” or ”lazy” or “low-energy” or “sleepy.” I doubt we will ever forget what happened to the candidate who attacked a favorite of the TEA Party by suggesting the man’s father was involved in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.

In all seriousness, Edwards, despite what Faintin’ Fagan would have us believe, did all that anyone in his position should be obligated to do: He watched Rispone swing and miss every softball lobbed in his direction.

In their penultimate debate, the two men were allowed to ask one another a question. Edwards asked Rispone why he contributed the maximum to support Bobby Jindal’s campaign for President, and Rispone just straight-up lied, claiming the donation had been made through one of his companies. He checked on it, he said.

It was easier for Rispone to claim he’d committed federal campaign finance fraud (corporations cannot give directly to presidential candidates) than to just admit the truth. When it was Rispone’s turn to ask, he focused on another presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton. He wanted to know why the governor was a superdelegate for the Democratic nominee in 2016. (I was there. The answer is simple. The rules automatically gave him a vote, and he supported the candidate who won the most voters in the primary in Louisiana). I get it though: This was about nationalizing the race for governor and promoting blind fealty to Donald Trump as if it signals something virtuous and unsullied; it’s all Rispone is about.

Edwards dropped the question about Jindal on Wednesday’s debate, but Rispone repeated his question about a candidate who is less popular than only one other major party nominee in American history. Hint: He recently declared residency in Florida, and he will be performing at the Improv in Monroe next week.

Veteran political reporter Jim Engster pegs Rispone’s personal net worth at around $40 million, which means that, during the primary, Eddie Rispone spent one-third of his entire fortune on his campaign for governor. That, of course, doesn’t factor in the millions more that his kingmaker Grigsby has pumped into the race. The two men have spent a staggering and disproportionate amount of money for the keys to the Governor’s Mansion, and yet neither one of them has been able to articulate a rationale for their investment, other than simply some vague notion about the accumulation of power.

This is how Rispone answered a direct question about the changes he plans on making in a proposed Constitutional Convention:

Mark Ballard: Beginning with Mr. Rispone. You’ve been advocating a constitutional convention to rewrite the entire document, and Gov. Edwards, you’ve indicated the changes ought to be made through amendments. But whatever approach y’all take, what programs’ funding would you seek to protect? And let’s try to be specific. Would you protect the homestead exemption? Supplemental pay for law enforcement? K through 12 funding?

Eddie Rispone: Of course. We’re going to always protect education, the public funding of education. We’re going to protect law enforcement and our first responders. And we’re going to do those things. We’re going to protect… That’s in there. All those things. And we’re going to protect the citizens of Louisiana. We’re going to protect the unborn. We’re going to protect the unborn, and first… we are going to protect all of those things dear to us. The First Amendment, the Second Amendment, we’re going to do…. When we talk about a constitutional convention, we’re going to have to do things to make ourselves competitive with other states; that’s why we’re 50th. Even the governor talks about it. If we keep doing the same thing….

You get the idea. It’s a free association word salad made of the talking points memo he’d memorized. He talked twice about firing the water boy for the LSU Football team if the team had a losing record.

He seemed to have no clue that Jeff Landry was suing in federal court to strike down guaranteed health insurance coverage for people with pre-existing conditions. The governor asked what he’d do if Landry was successful.”The law is already in place,” Rispone claimed. Yes, yes, but that’s the law he wants to strike down. Then, Rispone simply moved on.

At one point, he mistakenly and bizarrely argued that employment numbers from the United States Bureau of Economic Data were from 2012; they weren’t.

When Edwards asked how Rispone would ensure Louisiana improved equal pay outcomes, Rispone pretended as if the problem didn’t actually exist… at least in his industry. “But you’re not running to be governor of your industry,” Edwards hit back.

He asked what the governor would do to punish New Orleans for being ”a sanctuary city.”

“That’s a stupid question,” Edwards hammered back, citing findings by the Trump Administration Department of Justice for emphasis.

From L-R: First Lady Donna Edwards, Gov. John Bel Edwards, New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell, and James Carville at an event honoring Edwards at Carville and Matalin’s family home in New Orleans. Photo by Lamar White, Jr.

Two days prior, at a packed campaign fundraiser at James Carville and Mary Matalin’s home in New Orleans, the governor pointed out something that should seem obvious, particularly to those who live and work in the Big Easy.

“My opponent is actively campaigning against the city of New Orleans,” he said. There are other words for Rispone’s strategy.

“And he is only campaigning for the votes of members of a single political party,” Edwards explained.

Rispone may not be willing to share what he plans to do if elected, and there is likely a good reason: It’s not because he is actually clueless; you don’t spend $12 million of your own money unless you have a set of priorities, and based on the little we have been able to piece together, Rispone’s primary objectives have nothing to do with helping Trump build a wall. He has no desire to solve our backlog of transportation infrastructure projects. When Rispone boasted that he would create 25,000 new jobs during his first term, Gov. Edwards acknowledged his opponent’s ambition and reminded him that he had created nearly 40,000 new jobs since his election.

There’s a reason he hasn’t bothered to do his homework about the job he’s applying for. John Bel Edwards touched on it during Wednesday’s debate: Eddie Rispone is running to be governor of his industry. If he wins, the rest of the state may suffer, but Rispone, Grigsby, and their family-controlled, mega-wealthy construction companies will never need to ask permission for anything again. And that’s why, right now, they’re going for broke.

Inside the Pocket of a Clown

Hurricane Katrina is the landmark event in my life, so I’m obsessed with the weather. (We were lucky. We evacuated and our house didn’t flood but were in exile for six weeks). Tropical Storm Olga whizzed through the New Orleans area last Saturday morning wreaking more havoc than expected. We were again lucky: I was awakened at 4AM and lost power for 12 hours but that was it. Like everyone else, I made the mistake of underestimating a storm with a Russian name. And the wind cries Putin.  

Fortunately, it wasn’t stinking hot when we lost power. We tried to attend the movies, but the theatre had lost power. We hoped to see Judy, but the movie made like the man in the Arlen/Gershwin song from A Star Is Born and went away. Here’s a musical explanation for that joke:

One more brief note about Olga Saturday. We ate at the reborn Barrow’s Catfish in Hollygrove for the first time. The food and service were great, just as good as the original eatery in the same neighborhood, which flooded in 2005. 

I was introduced to the original Barrow’s by a conservative law school classmate. The first time we went, we were the only white people in the dining room. I was about to say something when he interrupted me and said: “Republicans like catfish too.” 

We’re still Facebook friends but he rarely posts. I hope he’s not a Trumper, but you never can tell. Oh well, we’ll always have Barrow’s.

Let’s close out this introduction with a song that came in at #11 on my Louisiana Tunes list:

I promised brevity but I do go on. They call me the 13th Ward Rambler for a reason.

Let’s get down to the nitty gritty of this column and discuss the Congressman from next door, Steve Scalise with a focus on his relationship with president* Trump. One could even call Scalise Putin’s puppet’s puppet.

I’ve borrowed the column title from a Dwight Yoakam lyric but will explain that later. I like to keep my readers in suspense. 

I’ve created a subject header for the occasion by modifying my First Draft colleague Michael F’s original image:

President* Pennywise is among my menagerie of nicknames for Donald Trump. It’s a bow to the evil clown in Stephen King’s It. Pennywise feeds on fear and weakens when ignored. Words to live by in dealing with Trump. A lesson Steve Scalise and his ilk will never learn until their dear leader passes from the scene.

Those of us in the Gret Stet of Louisiana have known Steve Scalise long before he started living inside the pocket of President* Pennywise. He served in the state lege from 1995-2007. He lusted after the St. Tammany/Metry seat in Congress for years but yielded to Bobby Jindal in 2004. His patience was rewarded in 2008 after PBJ left Congress to commence wrecking Louisiana.

Scalise has been a hard-right Tea Party-type Congressman ever since. Earlier in his career, he bragged to the Picayune’s Stephanie Grace that he was like David Duke without the baggage. Nothing to brag about in my estimation. 

Scalise has never addressed making the Duke comment and famously had a run-in with Bayou Brief publisher Lamar White Jr. in 2014 over his appearance before a white supremacist group in 2002. Similarly, he never addressed the thrust of Lamar’s story either. It should have damaged his credibility. It certainly did with me.

The local MSM (mainstream media) has handled Scalise with kid gloves ever since he was shot and seriously wounded in 2017. I recall some folks expressing hope that Scalise would see the light on gun control and become the GOP’s answer to Gabby Giffords. Instead, he doubled down on his gun nuttery. Facts matter less to wingnuts like Scalise than ideology. I will give Scalise credit for consistency: he’s consistently wrong.

The other reason the majority of the local MSM overlook picky details such as his appalling voting record is that they think Steve Scalise is NICE. His geniality in defense of hatred, racism, and Trump is often noted and typically excused with the notable exception of Picvocate columnist Stephanie Grace. She understands who and what Steve Scalise really is. He’s the classic bully who kisses up and kicks down. He’s currently inside the pocket of President* Pennywise, his own personal bully.  

Once an impeachment fan, Scalise has emerged as one of Trump’s staunchest and most mendacious defenders. It’s comfortable inside the pocket of this presidential* clown. Last week, Scalise joined in with Matt Gaetz and other extremists in what I called a Frat Boy Tantrum In The House at First Draft. 

Here’s how I characterized Scalise’s participation: “Keeping terrible company was the Gret Stet of Louisiana’s own Steve Scalise, House GOP Whip and a man who aspires to be Speaker of the House. What House? Animal House?”

Speaking of Animal House,  I’ve transformed the image I posted at First Draft into a triptych by adding the whip who Trump has whipped:

Speaker Pelosi’s announcement of a vote on impeachment procedures has knocked the legs out from under GOP spin but it’s still worth looking at the process arguments advanced by Scalise and his icky ilk. The local press coverage has bent over backwards to give these specious arguments credibility.

A good example of Scalise coddling was a terrible article on the front page of Monday’s Picvocate. It pooh-poohed Scalise’s Trump sycophancy including his part in the frat boy tantrum. It did what Scalise’s local apologists always do, present his side of the story as spin, not lies: “What are they trying to hide from the American people that they won’t allow voting members of Congress to hear what’s going on in that room?” Scalise said. “We’re going to represent the voices of the millions of Americans that our districts represent.”

This is not spin, it is blatantly untrue. While the article does mention the fact that there are Republican committee members who have access, it DOES NOT mention that Trey Gowdy used similar methods as chairman of the Oversight committee looking into the Benghazi affair. 

The local TV news station I watch, WWL, also coddles the mendacious minority whip from Metry and presents his lies without challenge. The media has a hard time using the L word. They recoil from it like Dracula encountering a clove of garlic. More likely than not it’s pandering to their white conservative suburban viewers. A liar from nice Metry? Nice = white to Gret Stet GOPers.

My Congressman Cedric Richmond has claimed Scalise as a friend in the past, but he’s grown reticent as the impeachment process gains momentum. The Congressman next door has become radioactive with Richmond’s base and presidential candidate. Richmond is co-chairman of the Biden campaign and Scalise is implying that Cedric’s candidate is a crook. That’s not very nice.

Does Steve Scalise get a pass because he’s NICE? It’s a pretty warped sense of proportion that makes “niceness” more important than the truth. I’m inclined to invoke what I like to call the Maddow Doctrine at times like these:

What “nice” Steve Scalise does is defend the indefensible. The media should be ashamed of themselves for enabling him. Is it because they think having a Louisianan in the House Republican leadership is “good for Louisiana?” Holy outmoded thinking, Batman. 

Trumpism is following in the footsteps of Teabaggery. Trumpers are not interested in delivering for their constituents. If that were still in vogue in red states, Mary Landrieu wouldn’t have lost to the dim bulb doc in 2014. Senator Landrieu delivered, Double Bill Cassidy spins his wheels and genuflects to the Current Occupant. Like the rest of the Gret Stet Congressional delegation, he’s inside the pocket of the malevolent clown, President* Pennywise. It’s mighty crowded in there, y’all.

I borrowed the column title from Dwight Yoakam’s 1993 hit song, Pocket Of A Clown. Dwight’s clown was a sad, not scary clown. I’m not a coulrophobe but I understand the fear of clowns. If nothing else, Dwight was right when he wrote, “it’s a real sad place to hang around, inside the pocket of a clown.” 

It’s a lesson Steve Scalise should but won’t learn from his association with the scariest clown of all, President* Pennywise.

The last word goes to (who else?) Dwight Yoakam:

55 Years Ago, “The Speech” That Launched Ronald Reagan’s Political Career

Robert Mann is a professor at LSU’s Manship School of Mass Communication and author of Becoming Ronald Reagan: The Rise of a Conservative Icon.

When he burst into national politics 55 years ago this month, Ronald Reagan was known primarily as a washed-up movie actor. The man who would become California governor two years later, and U.S. president 14 years after that, was famous for a few decent movies in the late 1930s and, more recently, for serving at the avuncular host of NBC’s popular half-hour, Sunday night drama series, “General Electric Theater.”

But that show had been off the air since 1962 and Reagan had shown up recently on syndicated television as host of the long-running syndicated western series “Death Valley Days.”

But now, on the night of Oct. 27, 1964, Reagan was on national television, speaking for Republican presidential nominee Barry Goldwater. For thirty minutes that evening, millions of Americans watched the former actor present the campaign’s most eloquent argument for Goldwater in his race against President Lyndon Johnson.

Reagan’s speech was a lightning bolt of political theater. His commanding presence and the ease and poise with which he spoke about national issues stunned some viewers.

Hundreds of citizens sent telegrams to Reagan at his home or in care of the campaign. “It was thrilling, the best speech of the campaign,” a viewer from Lake Forest, Ill., wrote later that night. A Brooklyn, New York, man wrote the next morning: “Greatest political speech we’ve heard. You are the strongest thing going for Uncle Goldie.” A viewer from Baltimore told Reagan his was the “most thrilling and spellbinding speech I have ever heard.”

Many of those who didn’t send telegrams sent checks. Reagan would help raise more than $700,000 in contributions, a remarkable sum for 1964.

Overnight, the former actor was a national political sensation. His new acclaim would propel Reagan into the 1966 California governor’s race, which he would win by a million votes. By 1967, national political reporters would consider him a possible presidential nominee.

It was all so sudden. And to many national reporters, it was a disorienting transformation. Some detractors denigrated Reagan as nothing more than a lightweight who traded on his former fame to launch a new career since the old one no longer paid his bills. But these insults and slights wouldn’t effect Reagan. His remarkable political skills and his attractive, optimistic message easily overrode doubts about his abilities.

But the underestimation of Reagan never stopped. From the first day of his presidency to the last, many critics saw him as little more than an “amiable dunce,” as former Defense Secretary Clark Clifford once called him.

This is how I viewed Reagan for decades. And that ended when I began researching his early political career for clues about how this struggling actor–a former liberal Democrat– remade himself so quickly into a conservative politician. And not just any politician, but one with skills and instincts superior to most of the seasoned political professionals of his day.

What I learned was that far from bursting onto the political scene in 1964 with this one remarkable speech for Goldwater, Reagan had prepared for this moment for years. Since late 1954, when he began hosting “General Electric Theater,” Reagan had traveled the country by train, visiting each of GE’s 135 manufacturing plants as the company’s goodwill ambassador. In almost every town, he spoke to the local chamber of commerce or a civic club. He gave interviews to reporters. He greeted employees on factory floors like a seasoned politician.

At first, the former Screen Actors Guild president had talked about Hollywood, but he soon pivoted to his favorite topics, politics and policy. He spoke about the threats posed by communism, socialism and big government.

Every speech to every group was a work in progress. He had no prepared text, only a stack of index cards on which he wrote the prompt for an anecdote or fact to illustrate a point. If a story or joke fell flat, he tossed the card and tried a new one.

Because he had a photographic memory and required no text, Reagan always observed his audiences when he talked. He watched them closely for their reactions to everything he said. He knew when a line landed powerfully. He knew when he had persuaded them that the federal government really was out of control. He could see it in their eyes.

Most national reporters hadn’t noticed that a future political star was quietly acquiring the skills that would earn him acclaim as the most gifted politician of his generation. That’s because most of his early speeches were in backwater towns. They had gone unnoticed. He was just an actor, a television host and a goodwill ambassador. There was no reason to pay him much mind.

Reagan’s remarkable speech for Goldwater didn’t influence the election much, if at all. Goldwater lost in a landslide. Reagan, however, emerged a winner in the eyes of those Republicans who recognized his enormous potential as a political leader.

What his new fans did not recognize, however, was how hard Reagan had worked to prepare for this moment. In the decades prior, he had read widely about economics, education, agriculture and foreign policy. He was no policy expert, but he was no mindless amateur. He had done his homework.

As one who held Reagan in low esteem, I was surprised by what I found. I had assumed Reagan’s success as president was largely a result of his acting ability. In other words, he was simply playing a role and reading a script that others wrote for him.

This may have been the case once he reached the White House and employed a company of speech writers, but in his early days, what Reagan told audiences was the product of his own reading and thinking.

This is not to say that his stardom and acting abilities were not inconsequential to his success. His movie fame gave him opportunities to talk about political issues. His ease in front of the movie camera translated into the same kind of ease before a crowd. And his ability to retain facts, figures and stories allowed him to closely watch his audiences and learn the craft of speechmaking from their responses.

More than anything, however, it was Reagan’s willingness to put in those long hours on the road, fine tuning his message and honing his political skills in the minor league of small-town America. By the time he burst into the big league, in October 1964, his ability to deliver a political speech was nearly perfect. He appeared as a fully formed politician. All he lacked was a campaign from which to launch his political career. Within months, he found his race–and the rest is American political history.

Reagan would never persuade some of his detractors that he was anything more than a former actor playing the role of a politician. But he was more. To study Reagan’s early career is to discover a well-read man of substance and considerable intellectual curiosity.

True, he did not possess a towering intellect; he was not a policy innovator; and much of his knowledge and ideas were derivative.

He was not, however, an “amiable dunce,” as his enemies claimed. For decades, these detractors underestimated him and they often paid a price for that misjudgment. Whatever he lacked in policy expertise, Reagan more than compensated with a rare ability to connect with people and explain his ideas in ways they could easily understand and believe.

Reagan’s sudden appearance on the national political scene on Oct. 27, 1964, should be remembered as a significant day in American political history. But, more useful in understanding his rise as a conservative icon is studying his assiduous preparation for that moment. Reagan’s toil in the political minor leagues in the 1950s and early 1960s was not only largely unnoticed, it was is one of the more interesting and significant periods of his remarkable life.

Becoming Ronald Reagan: The Rise of a Conservative Icon by Robert Mann is available in hardcover and Kindle on Amazon.