Saturday, March 15, 2025

Grevy: The Life and Times of a Louisiana Iconoclast

Frank Grevemberg strikes his best imitation of Fiorella LaGuardia by smashing a slot machine for the cameras.

Publisher’s Note:

What follows is an extraordinary portrait of Frances Carroll Grevemberg, the controversial lawman, war hero, and erstwhile gubernatorial candidate whose four-year tenure as Superintendent of the Louisiana State Police under conservative Gov. Robert Kennon transformed the agency into a professional operation and marked the beginning of the end of an era for gambling racketeering.

Originally published in the Summer 1990 edition of Louisiana Trooper, a law enforcement trade publication, it is being republished, with permission, for the first time by the Bayou Brief, courtesy of its writer, Ronnie Jones, and thanks to the generosity of Doreen Wolf, who transcribed the original work.

Grevemberg, who died in 2008 at the age of 94, rarely spoke to the press following his defeat in the 1960 race for Louisiana governor, yet he remained a consequential and influential force on state politics throughout his life, often credited as a pioneer of the modern Louisiana Republican Party.

Soon after this interview first appeared, voters would overwhelmingly approve a statewide referendum to establish a lottery, something Grevemberg vigorously opposed.

When Frank Grevemberg first began his campaign against “one-armed bandits” in the 1950s, he earned the ire of mobsters and the politicians and sheriffs in the pocket of organized crime. There was a credible attempt to kidnap his twin two-and-a-half year old sons. But he never relented as a culture warrior, even though society eventually moved on.

There is one story about Grevemberg that isn’t included in this interview: He once claimed that, while he was en route to a casino bust with four long-time state troopers, he was told of a conspiracy to frame Dr. Carl Weiss for the assassination of Huey P. Long in 1935. According to Grevemberg, Long was accidentally killed by his own bodyguards after opening fire an unarmed Weiss. Troopers planted a weapon on Weiss, who lay lifeless after being shot 61 times, and colluded with the Long bodyguards to conceal the truth from the public.

Long’s biographer, T. Harry Williams, disputed the account. However, in the past three decades, Grevemberg’s version has gained significant credibility. (In my opinion, there is already sufficient evidence to disprove the notion that Weiss was responsible for the Kingfish’s death).

I should make clear that my intention here is neither to lionize nor to demonize Col. Grevemberg. Rather, it is to preserve this provocative interview with one of Louisiana’s most influential and powerful 20th century leaders for the sake of posterity.

I am currently working on a book about Carlos Marcello, and Frank Grevemberg looms large in his story as well. This is a story that needs to be told. Thank you Ronnie and Doreen for providing me with the opportunity.

All the best,

Lamar White, Jr. | Publisher, Bayou Brief.

Francis C. Grevemberg

A Legend Lost

by Ronnie Jones

Francis C. Grevemberg served as Superintendent of the Louisiana State Police from 1952-1956, under Governor Robert Kennon. Most political observers contend that Louisiana wasn’t really ready for reform even though a “reform minded” governor had been elected. If that is true, then most of the state’s residents were even less ready for Colonel Grevemberg.

Most people remember Grevemberg as a crusader of sorts, cutting a swath through the political corruption which protected the social sins of the day. He took on slot machines and gamblers, prostitutes and bootleg stills, all with equal enthusiasm, impervious to the criticism he engendered. In the process a struggling State Police matured from adolescence into adulthood.

Grevemberg had grown up in southern Louisiana with family roots in New Orleans and St. Mary Parish. He attended Catholic schools in New Orleans and enlisted in the National Guard when he was 18. By the time the second World War had broken out he was a second lieutenant in an Antiaircraft Artillery Battalion.

His military training and experience would have significant influence on how he deployed his troopers in the years to come.  There was plenty of experience from which to draw.  He was trained by General George Patton and he served under the son of Teddy Roosevelt. His unit plodded through North  Africa, Sicily, Anzio and the south of France. He watched, arm’s length from General Bradly, as the allied invasion was launched.

Promotions followed one after the other. At 29 he was promoted to lieutenant colonel. Through nine campaigns, the Military Valor Cross, the Legion of Merit for Combat and the Soldiers Medal for Heroism, Grevemberg did what good soldiers are supposed to do — he followed orders, learned the necessity for discipline and took pride in himself. And as an officer he did what good officers were supposed to do — he led others into adversity, he planned strategy, and he commanded respect. They were attributes which would serve him well in future endeavors.

When the war had finally ended, he returned home to face new challenges. What had not changed in his absence was the temperament of Louisiana politics.

The year was 1951. It was November and that meant election time in the Bayou State. Life magazine saw it this way:

Through the length and breadth of Louisiana last week rolled the biggest road show the land of the Kingfish had ever seen.  The high white capitol the late Huey Long had built in the days of his pride would soon have a vacant office — the term of Governor Earl Long, Huey’s brother, was due to expire.  By law Earl could not succeed himself and there were 11 candidates out after his job. In the back hills and bayous, through the tiniest towns and the cities, their sound trucks leapfrogged ahead of one another to drum up crowds for speeches.  And candidates were finding it necessary to bellow promises as often as 15 times a day. Even for Louisiana it was a political madhouse.  

Earl Long wasn’t about to be left out of the politics just because of a little old Constitutional prohibition regulating succession. He “sponsored” a candidate, Judge Carlos G. Spaht.  But Uncle Earl’s ticket, however, was rejected, and from a field of candidates which included a black and a female, Robert Kennon emerged as the winner with a grand plan for reform.

Indeed, there was much which needed “reforming.” The state had serious problems, not the least of which was its national image.

Tennessee Sen. Estes Kefauver had been ferreting out witnesses around the country to talk about the national menaces of gambling and organized crime. Louisiana figured prominently into those hearings. (Wouldn’t you have figured that?)

It was reported that our state had its share of gambling problems and that they were likely well organized. The tentacles of mobsters Frank Costello and Dandy Phil Kastel had reached well into all corners of Louisiana.

One report compared New Orleans to Caeser’s Gaul; it was divided into three equal parts. In this case Caeser held dominion over St. Bernard, Jefferson and Orleans, each parish with its own organization and benefactors. Another report indicated Louisiana had a thousand more slot machines (where they were illegal) than Las Vegas.

Jefferson Parish’s Sheriff Frank Clancy, who testified before the committee, assured the well-intentioned Senator there might be some little pockets of low stakes games here and there, but no real problems. Clancy brought an almost circus atmosphere to the otherwise staid proceedings.

When Kennon was inaugurated, he probably had no idea his recently appointed superintendent of State Police was already making waves. When he took the helm of State Police it was listing badly and foundering in a sea of politics.

Grevemberg has been variously described as intractable and unequivocal, youthful, dedicated and humorous. One reporter who has chronicled Louisiana politicians and politics for years called him the “most honest man he had ever met… a man perhaps ahead of his time for Louisiana.”  If honesty and integrity were the qualities Kennon’s men sought in appointing Grevemberg, then they probably got more than they bargained for.

A lawman of the purest order, Grevemberg was often quoted as saying that he got paid to enforce the law, and that’s precisely what he did. Some observers would say he saw things only in black and white, right and wrong, legal and illegal.  He doesn’t really deny that characterization. In his own mind he found little if any room for negotiation between the extremes.

Ed Tunstall is a former editor and reporter for the New Orleans Times Picayune. He recalls Grevemberg “had a presence, a presence of law and order. He was a man who was matter of fact. With him, there were no ifs, ands or buts.”

And nationally syndicated Associated Press reporter Hugh Mulligan also covered Grevemberg’s tenure in office. Aside from the many stories of the colonel’s adventures through Louisiana’s corrupted government, Hugh admired what was  done to State Police in the process.

Hugh believes that in the wake of Grevemberg’s four-year appointment, he left behind a better organization, one with high morale and one more effective at achieving its law

Grevemberg spent the better part of an afternoon with me recently. We visited in his home in New Orleans where he lives with his wife of 53 years. We sat in his studio surrounded by his paintings which hang on the wall. An unfinished piece of sculpture was in one corner. Exercise equipment was jammed into every spare piece of floor space.

The window-unit air conditioner droned on endlessly and made it difficult to hear when his voice trailed off.  At 76 years of age he looks amazingly well and fit. Only in the last few months have the years begun to take their toll.  He moves slowly now; rheumatoid arthritis has temporarily swollen his joints. The pain and inconvenience which results frustrates him.

But his mind is as clear as a spring morning. For the first time since leaving state service he talked candidly about his career, the highs and lows, about his ill-fated decision to run for governor, and the forces which drove him during those four years as superintendent. For those of you who don’t know Francis C. Grevemberg, let’s meet him.

Slot machines confiscated by Grevemberg.

What preceded your appointment to Superintendent of State Police? Tell us how your appointment came about.

When I returned from the war I went to work selling real estate in New Orleans. For a number of reasons, I got out of that business. Looking back, that was probably a mistake.  A hotel property became available over on the Gulf coast and I went in on it with a family friend of mine. We purchased the hotel on my 34th birthday. But wouldn’t you know it, on the day we purchased it, the bridge burned down, that is the bridge going across Bay St. Louis. It was an all wooden structure and it burned. That left no convenient way for people to get from the city (New Orleans) to the coast. The hotel was booked for the summer mostly with Orleanians. We lost money and just did not have the capital to keep going.  Twelve months later we sold it to an attorney from Chicago, thank goodness.

We could have lost everything we had at the time, but we didn’t. We (my wife and I) returned to New Orleans and bought a new house and a new car and even had a little cash left over. I was selling stocks and bonds and some real estate on the side when Colonel Wilburn Lunn asked me if I wanted to work for Governor Kennon (in a political capacity during the campaign). Wilburn was an ex-Army colonel with whom I had served while in the south of France. After the election he would later serve as the executive counsel to the governor.  At this time he was Kennon’s campaign manager, and I told him that I didn’t know a thing about politics, but Lunn was determined. He told me that if I could help get 25,000 votes out of New Orleans we could win the election. I told him l would help.

I didn’t appear on television, there wasn’t much TV anyway, and I didn’t make personal appearances on behalf of Kennon, I didn’t stump for him.  I worked behind the scenes.

After Kennon was elected, I didn’t even personally know Kennon, Colonel Lunn contacted me again. He said, “Grevy, this is Wilburn.” I said. “Yes, I recognize your voice just by saying Grevy.” He asked if I would like to be Adjutant General?  l said, Adjutant General?  Jesus, I was commander of the 204th Aircraft Artillery Group in the National Guard and had been made a full colonel in June of 1951, but Adjutant General.  I just couldn’t believe it.

In the fall, prior to the election, an article appeared across the state which called my unit the most combat ready unit around. When we had gone to summer camp, we broke all records. The unit was judged by regular army people and our unit was judged to be exemplary.

So, Lunn had seen this article and my picture which had appeared together with the article, and he figured, who better to serve as Louisiana’s Adjutant General.  He said, ”I saw the article about your group in the paper. I was with you (during the war) and I know the job you did with us. And I know you can do this.”

I gave the offer careful thought. One problem was the AG I was replacing was a personal friend of mine, but we worked that problem out and I told Wilburn I would take the position.

About two weeks later I severed my relations with my two jobs so that I could have a little time to rest before taking the new position. I was 37 at the time. Almost as soon as I had severed my ties to my jobs Wilburn called and said, “I’m sorry but I can’t give you the job as Adjutant General.  When I told the Governor, it seems that he had already promised that job to another General who was working in Washington over all the National Guards in the country at the time. Kennon simply forgot and he is very sorry.”

“Sorry?” I said, I can understand the problem, but now I don’t have a job. I was very disappointed. But Wilburn went on. “I’ve got something else right down your alley.” I said, what’s that? And he said, “Stace Police. How would you like  to head up the State Police?”

I said, no, l don’t know anything about police work. I don’t even like to watch it on TV. It’s much too violent and I’ve had enough violence in my life. He said, “bull …., come on up here (to Baton Rouge) and talk to me. Let’s talk about it and I’ll show you what you are getting into.

I agreed and made arrangements to visit Colonel Lunn in Baton Rouge. I intended to visit the organization and look things over before I consented to take this job.

What did you find when you came to Baton Rouge?

Colonel Roy was called by Kennon’s people and told his replacement would be visiting soon to look things over. Roy had been a big supporter of Spaht who’d lost the election of course.

1 arrived in Baton Rouge and found headquarters. 1 went in there, and introduced myself to Colonel Roy and told him 1 had come up to visit the facility and talk to the troopers.  He said, “my God, how old are you son?” And I said 37. He started laughing and I just mentally filed that away.

Troop A was right on the compound, so he took me in and introduced me to Captain Walker. Martin Fritcher and Lonnie Rogers were there along with several others including Ben Ragusa. I talked with them and everything seemed alright.  Then he walked me all the way through to the Identification Bureau where most people worked.

About that time Col. Roy said, “well, I think we’ve been here long enough sonny boy; we need to wrap up.” And I said, “look, I’m ready anytime you are old man,” because he was about 65.  So, I didn’t have to listen to that “sonny boy” stuff anymore when we went to other sections .

I told Wilburn that I wanted to visit the troops in the field as well so he set me up an itinerary and directed all the troopers to be present when I made my visits. I started out in Baton Rouge then went to Alexandria, Monroe, Shreveport, Leesville, Opelousas, Lafayette, New Iberia and finally New Orleans.

Had you officially accepted the position yet?

No. I wanted to look things over before accepting.

What was your overall impression after completing your tour?

I wasn’t impressed. I didn’t like the way things looked at all. When I returned to Baton Rouge, I reported to Colonel Lunn that it was the most pathetic looking outfit I had ever seen. I said it was obvious that some of these men are farmers, and they had been plowing their fields in their hats.  All I had to do was look at their hats, they were full of perspiration and filthy. I told him that some of the men looked like they hadn’t shaved in two or three days. Their uniforms were not clean; their pants were dirty, and it looked as if most men had never even fired their revolvers. Things were obviously in pitiful shape.

I told Wilburn that I’d take the job despite the problems but that I’d need an assistant, someone with a military background. He agreed. It was a challenge and I wasn’t afraid of a challenge. But I told Colonel Lunn that I wanted to be independent, I did not want to have to work for Chester Owens who had been appointed Director of Public Safety. l wanted a free hand to run State Police. Governor Kennon had promised the people good, clean, “civics-book” type government and I could not do my part if l had to report through a political deadhead in charge of Public Safety.

I didn’t, by the way, promise that I’d do anything about gambling during my conversations with Colonel Wilburn. In fact, to me that issue was, or at least should have been understood. After all, how could you hope to have good, clean, civics-book type government when illegal gambling was corrupting all the politicians throughout the state?

Did Colonel Lunn give you that promise?

He did. He told Chester that he’d be doing a lot of fishing and told me that I’d be running the entire department. But I told him that l didn’t want the whole department, that would make Chester a real deadhead and we didn’t need any more deadheads. So, we let him run the driver’s license division.

A Louisiana State Trooper poses next to a shattered slot machine.

How politicized had the department’s administration become when you took over?

It was strictly political. Every time there was a change in superintendents, the new one would fire everybody who they even suspected had worked for the opposing candidate.  I also understand that in other administrations, for example, if State Police wanted to conduct a gambling raid, the superintendent had to call the owner and tell him that a raid was going to be made. The owner would then arrange for several patrons to be present so arrests could be made. And of course, it was widely rumored, and likely true, that the raiding party was pocketing the evidence.

Chester Owens was related to Sheriff Owens in Sabine Parish and there were all kinds of allegations by people from that area about corrupt politicians. Some said that gambling was rampant. I don’t have personal knowledge of such activity in that area but I do know Mr. Owens wanted me to fire Wingate White who was my troop commander there.

I simply told Chester that I was not going to fire someone because the trooper wasn’t popular with the local politicians.  I intended to bring Civil Service protection to the troopers, which I did, and such firings were not consistent with the way that I operated. I eventually brought Wingate down to Baton Rouge and used him on special assignments, investigating gambling and such.

The entire operation of State Police had suffered over the years. There was no crime lab capability for developing or examining evidence for example. Everything had to be sent to Washington to the FBI for examination. That was one of the things 1 wanted Colonel Lunn’s assurances on, that he would help us get the money necessary to do what had to be done. I didn’t want the old-time politics to get in the way of doing what was right for the troopers.

I officially took office on May 13, 1952 and moved into the old white wooden house in which Internal Affairs is currently located. Chester moved into the brick house before I could and I probably could have had him moved out but 1 didn’t. Dorothy, my wife, did not move up to Baton Rouge until September of 1952 — after the kidnapping of our twins – but I’ll get to that.

What were your first priorities after assuming office?

The main thing I wanted to do was increase the salaries of the men. They made $175 a month. I could not figure out how I was going to increase it because l needed several million dollars to do so, but this was my number one priority.  I knew that I could not get good solid men for that salary.  I had a lot of people I should have fired which would have permitted me to hire some new qualified men, and I probably made a mistake by not firing them. But I didn’t.

My second priority was organization and development of a crime lab. And I suppose my third priority was placement of troopers under Civil Service protection.

What was one of the first positive things you did when you initially took over?

I hired Aaron Edgecombe and made him a major, he was the only outsider I hired. He was a military man, who was my First Sergeant of my training battalion, a man that l knew was a real disciplinarian. The troopers despised him.  But this guy did exactly the job I wanted him to do. This guy made the men look sharp. The appearance changed almost overnight.  They were required to shave every day, wear clean uniforms.

l also wanted to get started on the Civil Service effort right away too. l worked my tail off getting us into Civil Service and so did the troopers. I told all the troopers to go out and work the legislators, to get support for our effort. That was only one of two times that l had the troopers work their legislators to get something accomplished.

What kind of relationship did you have with the governor? How would you characterize the formative days of your administration?

I was in office the first day and had not even met the Governor yet. A reporter from the Times Picayune, Ken Gorman came by about 2:00 in the afternoon. He wanted to see me and he introduced himself. He asked to see the file on the State Police Benefit Fund. I told him that I wasn’t familiar with the fund but would find out about it.

I called around the compound and asked several officers about the fund and everyone told me that they weren’t familiar with the program. The Assistant Superintendent also denied knowing where such a file was.

The reporter knew better, and so did I. Gorman told me that my predecessor, Colonel Roy, had admitted to the existence of the fund and had actually had the file on his desk during the previous interview. I called our auditor at the time, Captain Neeson, and told him, “Captain, I can understand why you might want to be protecting the Assistant Superintendent, but I know the file exists and I want to see it right away.”

The file was brought in and 1 had never seen it. To my surprise and that of the reporter, when we opened it we saw that a check had been made out to the “Carlos Spaht Campaign Fund” for $12,500. The check had been signed by Colonel Roy who also served as administrator of the fund. It was countersigned by the Assistant Superintendent who served as Vice President of the fund.

Can you imagine how surprised I was. Here was a fund into which every trooper on the force was contributing 50 cents per pay check for flowers, funerals and other special trooper needs being blatantly used for politics.

Well, the reporter compiled quite a story. It was on the first page of the Picayune, a picture of the check was blown up right there on the front page. Roy was denying the whole thing of course. But we called in everybody who had known about the contribution or served as a trustee and asked them about the fund. They all insisted that Roy had coerced them into agreeing to the contribution.

That night at the Inaugural Ball in the receiving line, Dorothy and I were introduced to Kennon for the first time. Kennon introduced me as his new Superintendent of the State Police.  I was already in office, had uncovered significant apparent corruption, caused some waves and he didn’t even know about it. I’m sure he was shaken by the front page of the paper the next day, no one in his administration was involved, so everything was O.K.

Louisiana state troopers conduct a gaming machine raid.

How did the gambling issue take off? What were your first indications that gambling was going to be such a sensitive and important issue to you and the State Police?

On the fifth day after taking over, James McLain, an Associated Press reporter came into my office. He brought a number of documents and photographs with him alleging that gambling was widespread.

He told me he had already been to visit then-Jefferson Parish Sheriff Frank “King” Clancy and Clancy had denied any serious gambling was going on in his parish. The Sheriff characterized any gambling that might be going on as minor and small mom-, and pop-type operations which were hurting no one. Moreover, the sheriff did not intend to do anything about such games.

The reporter said he had also confronted Sheriff Rowley in St. Bernard Parish and the Chief of Police in New Orleans with similar evidence. Both officials denied gambling was a problem in their respective jurisdictions. McLain quoted the New Orleans chief as saying that insofar as gambling was concerned in his city, “Not a thing going on; it’s as dead as it can be, If you don’t believe me go ask the cab drivers.”

McLain did just that. He went over to the Roosevelt Hotel and asked the drivers where he could find some action.  The driver replied first with a question, “You mean gambling?”  Then he told McLain what he was looking for. Gambling, it seemed was readily available — there are about eight casinos open in Jefferson and several open in St. Bernard, quite a few in New Orleans. And lotteries, there are two operating

in New Orleans. There’s eight of them in the area. There are handbooks everywhere too.

McLain told me that on the way up from New Orleans he stopped off in St. Charles Parish at the Bar None Ranch and it was running full blast. He had also stopped off at the College Inn located in LaPlace. There he found two dice tables, a roulette wheel, black jack tables and about 200 customers.

Across the river from Baton Rouge the same night he found gamblers were as thick as thieves. When asked, the local sheriff denied that there was any gambling going on.

So here this reporter comes, into my office, I’ve been there less than a week and he lays out all this evidence of illegal gambling. And he asks me, “Colonel, what are you going to do?” I told him that l trusted him and that I believed what he had brought to me.

I gave him a statement that established my posture on gambling. l issued an order stating that gambling was illegal.  I quoted the Revised Statute 14:90 that gambling is evil and that the Legislature is obliged to enforce it. The slot machines were to be considered contraband. The State Police has an obligation to enforce state laws within the entire confines of the State of Louisiana.

1 told him that local officials did not have the right to lessen the effects of the state law. I gave McLain the statement in hopes that the local sheriffs and police chiefs will abide by it.  I said, “Effectively immediately, illegal gambling in Louisiana would not be tolerated unless the Legislature changed the law.” But I knew that the law could not be changed without amending the State Constitution.

So, I said there would be no more gambling and if the enforcement officers locally wouldn’t enforce the law the State Police would enforce it for them. l said l don’t know how plainer I can be than that. We have a job to do and I am bound to do it, to enforce the laws of the State of Louisiana.  He thanked me and left.

How was the news received?

The news hit the headlines the next morning, all over the state, not just in New Orleans, but in every little paper and every big one. The article outlined how the activities in several “dirty” parishes were “slopping over” into parishes where there was no gambling, and it named parishes. By the time I got into the office the next morning the phone was ringing off the hook. Sheriff Clancy was one of the first I talked to.

Clancy told me, “I’m not going to disagree with your article, but I object to the phraseology.” l asked him what he meant.  He said, “Well when you said when a dirty parish like Jefferson slops over into a clean parish like Orleans, it’s not true. The truth of the matter is, the dirty parish is Orleans and it’s slopping over into Jefferson. If you’ll check you’ll find that little self-styled saint (the mayor of New Orleans) polishing his halo all the time is a hypocrite.” To make his point, Clancy gave me a list of 12 addresses in the city where gambling was being conducted.

Calls from two other sheriffs followed with the same complaint. Ironically, both provided lists of gambling houses in New Orleans — the same 12 which had been produced by Clancy.  So, I picked up the phone and called the mayor in New Orleans and related my conversations with the sheriffs.  I told him that I didn’t want to just run into the city and subvert his authority. l considered the call a friendly warning. I gave him two weeks to straighten out the problem. I really didn’t want to go sneaking around in someone else’s area.

That night the city police raided six locations and the Picayune covered the story. The six locations were six of the twelve I had provided, so everybody knew the raids were motivated by me.

Did that signal a spirit of cooperation between you and city officials in New Orleans?

Absolutely not. I had more trouble with them than anybody else. The city had a large delegation in the legislature and the governor needed the votes for his programs. I caused some real problems.

Every time the Legislature would meet I would get a call from Colonel Lunn; the Governor wouldn’t call me himself.  He would say, “You know you’re messing up the governor’s programs, why don’t you take a vacation.” He would laugh because he knew I couldn’t do that, but he had to ask.

What other reaction was there to your hard-line position on gambling?

The day after the article ran, my secretary told me there were five men outside waiting to see me. One of them said he was Governor Kennon’s State Campaign Finance Chairman.

So this little cocky man strolls in and says “I’m so and so, I was Governor Kennon’s State Campaign Finance Chairman.  I want you to sit behind that desk and call the reporter who wrote that article about gambling. And I want you to countermand that information about gambling.”

I asked if that was an order and he told me that it was.  But he was surprised when I told him, “I’ve got a big secret for you; l don’t take orders from you. You tell the governor that if that’s what he wants me to do, that I’ll go back to New Orleans and tell the whole story. The headlines will be as big as the paper is long. I’d tell the whole story; I’d be forced to resign and I’d tell everything.” I told him that you couldn’t have good government with gambling running in almost every parish in the state, and the public officials were taking bribes to permit it.

The cocky guy told me I didn’t understand — he pointed to each of the men who’d accompanied him. This guy gave the campaign $300,000 on behalf of his club, this guy gave $25,000. This guy gave $450,000. He continued around the room until I stopped him. I told him it wasn’t a matter of money, there wasn’t going to be any more gambling as long as I was superintendent.

I suppose they saw that I wasn’t going to budge so they dropped it. But before leaving they asked for badges, badges that said Special Agent or Investigator. I asked why they needed badges and they said when they get stopped by a trooper they wanted to be able to pull the badge to show that they were a trooper and not get a ticket.

I told the fella’ that I wasn’t sure what he was asking for but I would look into it and if the law permitted him to be issued a badge, I would get it for him. But of course, the law didn’t. The gentleman stormed out of the office after calling me a son-of-a-bitch. and telling the others that I was crazy.

Very shortly thereafter, I heard from the Governor. He told me, “You know you took a very big step this morning.”  I said, “yes it was and it must have been a big step for you too, Governor.” And he said that it was indeed.

What else did the governor have to say about the controversy you had stirred?

Well, he told me, “Colonel, you know those slot machines are quasi-legal. The state requires the purchase of a $100 stamp for each machine and the stamp is valid for one year. Now we just can’t go in and confiscate all those slots, call them illegal and take them out and destroy them. The owners have already paid for their use.”

I told the governor that stamp didn’t mean a thing, in fact there wasn’t even a stamp on most machines, they had just paid the $100. I asked him, when is the year up, when does the so-called stamp expire? He didn’t know. But more importantly, he didn’t tell me not to remove the machines when the stamp expired. So, I figured that when the expiration rolled around, I’d just go around and pick up all the machines.  He hadn’t told me I couldn’t. Then he could blame the whole mess on me. Basically that’s what I ended up doing.

I don’t think anybody was surprised to find out that about 4,000 machines were properly stamped; we eventually destroyed over 8,000.

My main problem was that the governor wanted me to contact the media and tell everybody that the slots were legal and that they would not be seized.  Of course, there was the possibility that my credibility on the whole issue would be adversely affected so I told McLain (the AP reporter) the entire story in confidence. What I said for the record was that the Attorney General had ruled that the slots were quasi-legal until the so-called stamp expired. We wouldn’t be confiscating any slots until then.

When the story finally ran, all hell broke loose. It looked to everybody like l was going to back off the whole gambling issue.  People from all over the state were calling and I didn’t have any PR man to handle the media.

The Advocate in Baton Rouge ran an editorial, it was at least a half page. lt said something like, “We have the fastest dealer ever in charge of State Police.” They took the opportunity, on what they believed to be my changing positions on gambling, to criticize me. It was really unfair and I told myself, okay, I’ll make them eat those words. I eventually did too.

The press just did not believe you meant business in other words?

That’s right. They just figured that I’d come out strong against gambling and backed off like everyone else had. But I had news for them . So I planned some raids to let people know I meant business.

Tell us about some of your first raids.

One of the first attempts was the Bar None Ranch which was owned by Add Given Davis.

Where was that?

What happened?

I called six troopers, brought them into my office and briefed them on the pending raid. Major Edgecombe had already gone in and looked things over for us. I just picked six officers, didn’t pay particular attention to who they were, I just picked them.

Anyway, we drove down there, we all go in sort of a convoy. Edgecombe goes with me and we pull up in front of the curb and guess what, there’s not a car in the parking lot. Deserted as it can be. The place was closed. So, it was obvious some of my own guys tipped off the folks there. But I learned a lesson.

How did the next one go?

Well, the next night I picked out some men and didn’t tell them where we were going. I simply told them to follow me in their vehicles. I told them if they had to go to the bathroom they better go before we left. There would be no stopping the vehicles once we left, for any reason, not to get gas, nothing. If they tried anything funny, I’d fire every one of them, that was before Civil Service of course.

We pulled up in front of the College Inn in LaPlace, I ran up to the door and kicked it in. Nobody had a chance. There were something like 200 people in there and just the seven or so of us, and God there was money everywhere.

I remember there was this one little guy in there with suspenders and seersucker pants. He was playing with silver dollars rather than chips. When we came in, he started stuffing dollars in his pants and his suspenders kept getting longer and his pants lower and lower to the ground. We didn’t have time to fool with him, but he was a sight to behold.

As we walked out after making the arrests and everything, all the patrons sort of lined up and began to shout, “Heil Hitler, Heil Kennon, Heil Grevemberg.” But they didn’t spit on us though, that happened later.

Did the press respond positively? Were they convinced that you meant business?

The papers picked up on it immediately and it was reported everywhere. They were really watching me closely to see if I was going to continue the raids. That weekend, and this is still my first official week as superintendent, when I returned to New Orleans, I drove by the Top Hat Club which was at that time near North Broad and St. Ann. I rode by, it was a real big place, like a big garage with two big doors in front.

I looked in and saw all these people playing Keno, roulette, throwing dice, sitting at blackjack tables and so forth. I called for some troopers and six came over. This was on a Friday night. We arrested about six of the operators, the ones who seemed to be running the games, but we didn’t arrest those just playing.

Now the Club is in the city limits you understand and it was one of those clubs which I had brought to the attention of Chep Morrison (deLesseps Story Morrison, the New Orleans mayor) and the chief in New Orleans. But of the six places which the City Police raided, this wasn’t one of them.

So when we took the folks who had been arrested down to the first precinct on Rampart I could hear some of the local officers talking under their breath, things like, “that son of a b …. , who does he think he is? He’s cutting off our gravy train,” and stuff like that. Some were more blatant than others.

I knew I was going into an enemy camp. We walked on and in and were booking the prisoners when one of the local officers came over and introduced himself as Bill Pettingill. He asked if I knew his brother who was a prize fighter and I told him that I had followed his career because I used to box myself. And he went on to tell me that he was half owner of the club we raided with his brother.

Didn’t he attempt to bribe you?

Yes, eventually. He told me, “You really tore your drawers down there by pulling that raid.” He knew by my look I didn’t understand what he meant. He told me that there was a sign on the wall declaring that the games were for charity and that the proceeds above the costs of operations went to the little Sisters of the Poor.

I said boloney! That sign doesn’t mean a thing. I told him that even charitable gambling is not legal, cakewalks, raffles, none of that stuff is legal, particularly a casino. In fact, I had checked with the little Sisters of Poor and they weren’t getting anywhere near what was being taken in by the games.

I went down to the District Attorney’s office the following Monday about this case and Pettingill approached me. He apologized for his comments at the precinct and asked what I wanted, drugs, cash, women. He told me he could get me the hottest gals I’d ever seen and they’d do everything I wanted.  I told him that I didn’t want anything but my salary and I had him booked for bribery and running a gambling house.

But the DA never did anything. The phony trial didn’t even make the paper because the reporters I knew weren’t there. The officer was put back on the force with full pay and benefits. Can you believe that?

Frank Grevemberg addresses state troopers.

How frustrated did Chep Morrison get with your raids in the city?

Chep was frustrated. He kept complaining to the Governor and Colonel Lunn. The mayor kept telling them that I was wrong. He was telling reporters that l was sneaking around behind his back because I was going to run for political office in New Orleans. He was full of bull. Although I did run for state office later that had nothing to do with my raids.

Anyway, with all his complaining, we sort of reached an agreement, but it never worked.

What proved to be the most difficult raid you had to pull in the city?

The City Police had been trying to get into the 123 Club at 123 University Place right across from the Roosevelt for years. It was run by associates of the Costello-Kastel mob. New Orleans’ Chief Scheuering either had been ignoring the dice and roulette club or had just been unable to get inside.  Because of the layout and screening of patrons it was a tough place to get into.

I went down to check things out personally. I wore glasses and a fake mustache. I sat down at the bar and had a couple of drinks . I studied the layout. There was this little iron stairway going up to the mezzanine where there were some more cocktail tables. So I went up there and ordered a drink.

When I got up there I saw a door. People were going in and out of it. l also noticed that when anybody came up the stairs and the bartender was obviously ringing some kind of  bell to alert an attendant upstairs. Inside the door of the 3rd floor is where the gambling was going on, and the bartender seemed to be the link in getting people in.

I knew I had to try and use somebody to get inside who would be accepted as a gambler. So I scoured our personnel files and found this trooper from Lake Charles who’d worked in a gambling house years earlier. We had him apply for a job and the operators hired him.

He was placed in a hotel lobby as “hustler” to bring in prospective gamblers who might be staying at the hotel. Then we sent in a couple of other troopers. They drove up in front of the hotel in a big Cadillac and were tipping big. Every hustler in the lobby moved in on the two troopers disguised as businessmen. “Our hustler” was obviously the one they went with.

They were escorted to the lounge and headed upstairs. They walked past the lookout men and waltzed right into the gambling room. At precisely the same moment, Major Edgecombe and I converged with other troopers on the lounge.

They never knew what had hit them. Our raid was timed down to the second. We had paced our steps to the front door.

You’ve mentioned the Mafia connection, you were obviously playing in the major leagues.  What kind of response did your raids bring?

It wasn’t long after that that the heat really got turned up. Sheriff Clancy from Jefferson called me and warned me, “If you don’t stop the raids in New Orleans, St. Bernard and Jefferson, I hate to tell you what’s going to happen to you. Because the guys you’re playing with are playing for all the marbles. You’re gonna’ end up a dead woodpecker. I just wanted to warn you.”

I said well I don’t know what a dead woodpecker looks like but I have an idea, thanks.

How seriously did you take the threat that Clancy passed along?

Well, l took it seriously because he made the effort to pass it along. l wasn’t as much concerned about my safety as l was Dorothy and the twins. They still lived in New Orleans at this time.

When was the kidnapping attempt made on the kids?

They didn’t come to Baton Rouge until September. l had received all kinds of threats. They had threatened to kill my kids and they had threatened to kill Dorothy too. They sent me a “blackhand” letter that I turned over to the FBI and they confirmed that it appeared to be legitimate.

Anyway, at the time I had a house in Lakeview. One evening Dorothy was alone at home with the twins, they were about two-and-a-half. She was reading downstairs while the kids slept upstairs.

We had this small screen porch which ran along the side of the house, and one could gain entrance to the upstairs by climbing onto the porch roof and climbing in a second-floor window. Well, that’s just what two guys tried to do. When Dorothy heard noises from upstairs she got up and shut the downstairs door and headed up the stairs. That apparently frightened whoever had climbed in because they got out fast. As they left Dorothy heard what she thought was the crackle of a radio, like a police radio or something. Of course we’ll never really know who it was.

Our neighbor happened to see the men climbing onto the porch and by the time he tried to warn Dorothy the intruders were apparently frightened away. So his warning came too late, but it did confirm that someone definitely got into the house. The FBI also confirmed that it was a kidnapping attempt.

l had everybody moved up to Baton Rouge with me right after that. But I wasn’t going to be bullied by anybody into slowing things down. I didn’t care who was involved.

Then you took the mafia connection seriously? Give us an example of where you found evidence of organized crime.

Clancy told me that a man named Joe Peretti was very high up in organized crime and had run a wire service in St. Bernard but had moved it to New Orleans. In fact, he gave me the address. Clancy told me that Peretti was covering the entire Southwest United States and he had about twenty-five telephones in his place. I had Edgecombe check and sure enough he was at the address, there were telephone wires galore running into that little cottage. We raided him 5 times and each time he was released.

We did tell the telephone company that they were contributing to an operation of a wire service and told them to discontinue service at the address. They refused to comply and we returned later with 16-pound mauls and broke up the phones the next time. In fact, we returned and did that several times as I recall.

About four months later we heard that Peretti’s wire service was established at another location. We found him out in Arabi (a suburb of New Orleans).  Peretti had bought a five-acre tract of land and had put an eight-foot edge fence all around the property. A padlock was on the gate, the fence was topped with barbed wire and there were two police dogs patrolling the perimeter. Major Edgecombe had checked the whole thing out for me.

What was your plan?

1 asked Edgecombe if he had checked the sex of the dogs and he told me that he hadn’t. As it turned out they were males. So, 1 told him to find a bitch in heat and meet me at the location. l brought a ladder and some old army blankets.  We threw the blankets over the barbed wire, distracted the dogs, and damned near broke our ankles jumping over the fence.

Nobody was around. The place was deserted. Joe Peretti couldn’t believe it. He said, “you no good son of a bitch.” l think we put them out of business. I know they moved to another state anyway.

Gaming machine raid in Louisiana.

How much influence do you think Costello had in Louisiana at the time?

I think Costello still owned the bulk of the slot machines in the state. He owned every one of those slots found in the casinos.

I just have to ask, where were the feds all this time?

The federal officials had no authority to enforce any of our state laws. Just like we had no authority in State Police to enforce city ordinances.

But the feds were involved in certain areas. Federal stamps were required for some activities like slot machines and pinball machines. And of course, we got lots of help from the feds when we went after bootleggers in North Louisiana.

They worked with us in carrying out a series of simultaneous raids in the northern part of the state on bootleggers one weekend when LSU was playing Arkansas in Shreveport  Everybody was so caught up in the football festivities that it left easy pickings for us. Ordinarily raids like that were usually hard to pull off because the bootleggers were protected by local politicians.

We made something like 26 arrests including the mayor of Minden and found evidence of payments to deputies and state revenue officials.

And there is another particular case which comes to mind in which the federal authorities were very helpful. There was a house of prostitution in St. John Parish on U.S. 51 between LaPlace and Ponchatoula, called the 4 Leaf Clover Club.

lt was a shotgun building and as we later found out the most unsanitary place in the state. The people would sit on the porch railing and defecate into the swamp; there was no bathroom. It wasn’t just unsightly, it was disgusting; the women simply threw their sanitary napkins into the trees out back.  It was a real sight, I’ll tell you.

The building was partially on the highway right of way and the other part in the swamp on property owned by a box company. When we raided it the first time we found six prostitutes and about 25 men on the premises. We scared the hell out of the men because even though we did not arrest them we lined them up and took their names, addresses and drivers license numbers. We told them not to come back.  Most of the men were married and one of them was 72.

We went back about six times and in each case we’d barely get things shut down when the place was back in business. I was getting frustrated.

How did you finally put them out of business?

Well, I got a collect call from a young woman one afternoon.  She said that she was in a phone booth in LaPlace. She had been working at the club each time I had raided it. I asked her what happened to the charges and she told me that they were released as soon as the troopers left the courthouse. The charges were always dismissed.

She told me that she was dressed in a negligee, that she had heard a truck driver coming down the highway when she was back at the club and ran outside to stop him. She traded sex for a ride to LaPlace.

She told me that she wanted to be picked up by a trooper and brought to Baton Rouge. She was willing to tell me the whole story about how the girls were brought into the ring. She said that they were forced into prostitution and were never paid any money. They were given drugs for their activities. I knew that if what she was telling me was the truth, we had more than a simple house of prostitution ring, we had a white slavery case.

So 1 contacted the truck scales facility down there (troopers manned the scales) and told two troopers to go pick the young lady up, and 1 warned them not to touch her, not to get involved with her. Both of the officers were married 1 made sure of that. In advance of her arrival I called the young lady’s father and asked him to come over to my office. When he arrived related what I had been told and he did not believe me. In fact he said if what I told him wasn’t true he’d kill me.

When the young woman came into my office the father recognized her almost immediately. Her brunette hair had been dyed blonde. Well, the father just broke down and cried. Based on what she told us and with the help of the federal authorities, we broke up an eight-state white slavery racket.

Eventually we got permission from the owners of the property to destroy the building which had been built on it. We brought in a dozer and leveled the property.

How prevalent was prostitution elsewhere?

Things never seemed quite that organized in New Orleans.  The places there were very discrete and select in terms of who was admitted. We just were not successful in getting any of our men into the establishments, but we knew that some were operating.

There were others throughout the state too. I recall J. Edgar Hoover had called on an unrelated matter to congratulate me on one of our missions and he asked if he could do anything for us. I told him, as a matter of fact there was.  1 told him I needed 23 agents to assist us in conducting some prostitution raids and he was good to his word.

We met in Baton Rouge and my men and the federal authorities fanned out up and down the river (the Mississippi) and conducted 23 separate simultaneous raids. We didn’t hit a dry well as far as prostitution is concerned. The FBI men were able to talk to the girls privately and they uncovered plenty of information about the extensiveness of the white slavery trade. It benefited them tremendously in their national efforts.

Did you find that local officials were protecting these operations?

Why yes. In fact one of the places we raided was Margaret’s Place. It operated right across the street from the biggest Catholic Church in Opelousas. It had operated there for 47 years without interruption. Tom Burbank led that raid, and when Margaret was brought to the courthouse, Sheriff Cat Doucet almost knocked Burbank down trying to help Margaret out of the vehicle. Doucet told Burbank, “You can’t do this (the arrest of Margaret) to me.” And Burbank asked why.  “Because she gives me $300 a week in cash that’s why.”

Why did you consider it so important to suppress gambling? Was it because you did not like it personally, were you a moralist?

What was it?

Because of everything it attracts . I’m not a moralist in fact I’m not against gambling if it’s fairly conducted.

Can you be more specific?

Well, the main thing it does, is that it corrupts officials. Look at Atlantic City. I think gambling’s been operating about seven years. During that time, they have put 15 of their public officials in jail for public bribery. Two of them have been mayors and 1 think four or five of them have been city councilmen. The others have been men who have been hired to regulate the gambling, to see that it’s run properly and that it’s run on an honest basis. The last man they put in jail just a few months ago was one of those regulators and he was trying to make a deal with some mafia representatives.

Look what gambling does to people who gamble. They become more desperate with each loss. I have a friend who was in the service with me. He owns a filling station in Vegas and while 1 was there attending a convention, I pulled in to get gas and we recognized each other. He showed me a whole box full of customers’ wrist watches that he had received in trade for gas to get home. They had lost everything they had.  Some of the watches were Rolex’s. He told me that many times the gamblers will go to a used car lot and sell their car. Have you ever noticed the car lots in Vegas? They’re always full.

I just think that desperate people do desperate things.  Somebody who might not ordinarily rob someone else might do it if he gets desperate enough. When people supporting gambling tell you that crime won’t increase, they simply do not know what they’re talking about.

Another thing is that I think gambling gives the people who really don’t have the money to gamble false hope. The people least able to afford to lose money frivolously are always the first in line. Most wage earners in our society live from paycheck to paycheck, so if they get behind, they have to take out a loan, then they get more behind. The overall effect on society is terrible.

Have you ever watched people play the slot machines?  They get into a real frenzy.

Before we get too far off base, let me ask you about the slot machines. Once you finally began to seize them, they sort of became symbolic in your drive against gambling didn’t they? How many did you seize?

We destroyed 8,229 slot machines, and it’s really a funny thing the way we got into doing that. 1 went after the slots after the fee expired. I just issued an order for them to take them out whenever they were found.

I was unaware that the machines were to be destroyed. I knew that the law considered them contraband, but I did not realize the law required destruction, that is until a Grand Jury in Iberville Parish attempted to indict me for not destroying them. We had seized nine slots and just turned them over to the Sheriff and filed the appropriate charges.

So the Grand Jury sort of thought they had me in a crack.  They thought it was funny because the law made it dear that nobody could possess contraband, not even a public official.

I was able to wiggle out of that bind by pointing out that the machines had been in the cafe adjacent to the courthouse for years, that I had had coffee with judges, the sheriff, other officers and public officials while sitting right in front of the slots. Nobody had ever said or done a thing, but 1 assured them that if the law required destruction, then they had nothing to fear, because 1 would certainly carry out that mandate. Of course, I’m sure, that’s not the response they wanted from me.

I left the courthouse and called for some troopers with mauls. Word spread fast, reporters and television people showed up and we all stood back while the troopers swung the mauls. We destroyed them all then and there.

What was your largest haul?

At one time we brought in 750 from Slidell. One of the machines had “Grevy” written across the top of it. I took a swipe at that one myself, but ordinarily I let the men handle the destruction. We piled up all of those and ran a bulldozer over them, back and forth, back and forth. The prisoners (at headquarters) and troopers were jumping around and grabbing nickels and quarters. I told everybody, wait a minute that money’s going into the Benefit Fund but they didn’t pay any attention.

A picture of that Caterpillar smashing the machines appeared on the AP wire all over the country.

Didn’t you wreck the gridiron show one year in Baton Rouge by seizing two slot machines used as props?

1 sure did. The show is put on by the Capitol Press Corps; they all dress up and make fun of the politicians and public officials. It’s all good-natured fun.

Well, anyway, this particular year the show was being held at the American Legion Hall in Baton Rouge. During the course of the show they had a skit with someone portraying me.  He was dressed up in a boy scout uniform with short pants and all. Anyway, the skit involved the use of a couple of slot machines which were on stage. l knew that the machines belonged to Senator Horace Wilkinson. Horace was from West Baton Rouge Parish, very influential and we were bitter enemies.

Anyway, when I saw the machines, and knowing whose they were, l got up and went and called for a trooper and a city police officer. They called me up there to give me an award or something and when they did l simply took one machine in one hand and one in the other. Most people thought it was part of the show until I took them in the back and had the officers break them up. Wilkinson was raging mad.

Did you shock everybody?

Did I shock them, hell, it’s the only time that the Gridiron show made the national news. It was all over the country. I think it shocked Wilkinson more than anyone because he thought the joke was going to be on me.

Some people complained that you spent too much, or rather wasted too much time on gambling. The result, they said was an increase in highway deaths. Is that a fair complaint?

No. Some people said that right from the very beginning.  They tried very hard to take the power and authority away from the State Police. They didn’t want us to have such power.  They wanted us to be a highway patrol.

Who are “they?”

The Legislature. But the Louisiana Moral and Civic Foundation jumped right into the middle of things . They had every protestant congregation in the state writing letters to every one of the Legislators, and writing postcards to the governor. The message was clear, don’t change anything.  It failed, but it was pretty damn close. Actually, that happened very early in my administration before I even really got started breaking up slots because they knew where I stood and what I had planned.

State Senator Horace Wilkinson accosted me on the floor of the Senate. He was about 260 pounds and after deriding me for my anti-slot machine activities he threw a right-handed haymaker at my chin and almost connected. I had boxed years ago and was still in good shape. He was so fat that I could have struck back before he knew what happened, but he was standing against the rail and had I hit him he’d gone over. I’m sure he’d have landed on his head and killed himself on the marble floor.

Did you sacrifice any traffic law enforcement in order to aggressively go after gambling?

No. I hadn’t backed off of traffic enforcement in the first year. Those claims simply weren’t true. During our first year in office we issued more than three times as many traffic tickets as were issued by my predecessor. We were able to prove that we collected over a million dollars in fees from the scales where the trucks were not being permitted to go overloaded or other-width or over-length on our highways.

Did fatalities go up or down?

Fatalities went down. I brought some innovation to our traffic enforcement, some things that the public wasn’t used to. By the time my second Fourth of July holiday rolled around, I had an airplane assisting in enforcement patrols.

Where did the airplane idea come from?

Well, we had one airplane when I took over and I used it extensively for staging raids all over the state. My pilot flew Spitfires during the Battle of Britain and later B-17s. Here he was flying this little Cessna 140, 40 miles per hour probably, tops. And one day while on a short trip in the plane I was watching the cars below and told the pilot, “If I could get a few more of these we could pre-measure distances on the road and dock cars with a stopwatch.”

It just amazed the motoring public. Not one person successfully challenged us. Every one of those tickets, the little guy would walk in like a man and pay his ticket.

Later after we were assisting corrections with an escape from Angola, we discovered how difficult it was talking to units from the air when you couldn’t identify them. So, we painted the unit numbers on top of the vehicles. It’s a simple idea but it made perfect sense. Now you see almost every police department do that. But, after 1 got out of office they took them off of the State Police vehicles. God, they didn’t want anything that was connected with my administration.

Before I left I had a plane in Baton Rouge, a plane in Alexandria, one in Shreveport and one in Lafayette. I had four. One pilot was a major, the others were captains.

Didn’t you also implement a program involving unmarked patrol cars? Wasn’t that controversial?

Yes, that was very controversial. The cars weren’t completely unmarked, but they were darned difficult to detect. The officers had a red light they used, red background, white letters that said State Police. The trooper was dressed in trooper pants, with his gun on, and was wearing a plain white shirt with a badge. From the side he looked like any other ordinary business man.

We only had one specially marked car per troop but 1 would use them and concentrate them where we had the most highways deaths, like on U.S. 61. They called that “bloody Airline Highway.” After using these cars for a while, the drivers out there really became Christians for a while. We gave ticket, after ticket, after ticket.

Shifting away from enforcement and operations for a minute, tell me how you accomplished your top priority, that is, how did you provide more money for troopers?

The troopers were making $175 a month; can you believe that? Well, on my second day in office I called the captain in charge of our fleet and told him that during my tour around the state l had seen a vehicle with 120,000 miles on the odometer. Needless to say, the car was in terrible shape. I asked him to do whatever paperwork necessary and have the vehicle traded in for a new one.

In a couple of days, he came back with a requisition and a bid price of $3250. I was shocked. I knew we had to have some heavy-duty equipment not on regular cars but $3250? So I asked, who all bid on the vehicle. He told me just the dealer we regularly got our cars from. The same one used by State Police for years. I told him to cancel that order and that bid, the price was just too high.

I did not understand why we had to use the same dealer year after year. Who says we have to buy just Chevys, or just Fords or just Plymouths. So l told the Captain to call for bids from small towns all over the state-check with whatever dealer is in Ville Platte, check with whatever dealer is in a small town in northeast Louisiana. Don’t check in Monroe, check in the small towns.

The first bid was for a Chevrolet from Ville Platte. It was about $1500 or there abouts. Naturally, when the regular dealer found out he wanted to know why I wasn’t doing business with only him. He told me that he’d always had the State Police business. And I explained how out of line his price was. His response shocked me, “But Colonel, I’m going to take care of you. You get $400 for each car you purchase through us.” I ran him out of my office. I told him never to bid on a State Police purchase again while 1 was there.

I later did the same thing for tires, batteries, radios, just about everything we had a need for. We saved enough money to give a raise to all our troopers. Before I got there, purchases, operating expenses were the largest part of the budget.

That’s uncanny. Usually personnel expenses are almost always the largest part of every budget. How much did you raise salaries?

I looked over my budget and raised them $100 a piece across the board, and this was before Civil Service. But Martin Fritcher came to me and told me that the troopers appreciated the money but $275 still wasn’t enough to make a living on.  He told me he wasn’t griping but the men seemed to like the old system where they could shake people down, they could make a hell of a lot more money.

I told Martin, let the men know that their salaries were the most important thing to me, my top priority, but the old system just wasn’t going to be tolerated.

What other innovations are you proud of?

I was proud of the Junior Troopers. That improved our community relations and our image quite a bit. That didn’t last long, like many of my programs. But it was a good one.

I am also proud of the stock patrol. I implemented a system that permitted the animal patrol to operate and pay for itself; it didn’t cost the state one penny. I put Captain Dixon in charge of that and he did a marvelous job.

Another thing I think was new was to look at our assignments and determine if non-commissioned personnel could do the same job thus freeing troopers to do police work. I hired a number of handicapped people, people who otherwise would make great workers but couldn’t be troopers. I put 31 of them into the scale facilities freeing up 31 troopers.

Quite a few of the new hires were veterans of World War II and the Korean War. We also didn’t hesitate to hire people who were older than 55 to do some of these jobs. We saved a lot of money and ended up with more troopers enforcing the laws.

Even my secretary brought ideas to my attention. I had a soft spot in my heart for hiring young ladies at headquarters who really didn’t have much in terms of money. That is, they really needed the jobs to support families and such. I wasn’t aware of it but apparently women tend to become very competitive about things like dressing up and using make-up and such. I had no idea.

So my secretary and I decided that we would make a skirt, blouse and stockings available to each of them with a State Police patch on the sleeve, they would all be wearing the same things, no competition. There’d be more money for them to take home and pay bills. It was such a simple idea and the girls loved it.

What prompted you to run for governor?

People bothering the devil out of me, especially the Louisiana Moral and Civic Foundation. That was a great organization, it still is. They gave us lots of support when we needed it. l just wish 1 hadn’t listened when they urged me to run for governor.

During the time that I was trying to decide I had lots of second thoughts. I had spoken with many J. C. organizations, Junior Chambers of Commerce. ln every case they would come up and say look, we want to support you. We don’t think there’s another honest politician in Louisiana. As a matter of fact when l was giving a speech to the Lake Charles Junior Chamber of Commerce I announced that I was going to run for Governor, and man, the place went wild, standing ovation, the whole deal.

I said, gee whiz, maybe I’m not making a mistake. But I couldn’t raise any money. I had oil men who wanted to give me money, big money . My campaign manager told me that Mr. Jones (not his real name) wanted to see me and talk about money. So I went up to his office with my attorney. He insisted that we meet alone, which I did.

He told me that he wanted to back me for Governor and he was prepared to give me $50,000. I hadn’t even raised $10,000 yet and he was offering me five times that amount.  I asked him what he wanted in return. He said, “Well, I want to appoint the Commissioner of Conservation and I want to appoint the chairman of the Mineral Board.” He didn’t want to recommend them to me, mind you, hell, he wanted to appoint them himself.

I declined the money and told him that if elected I intended to run government the way I had run State Police. As a matter of fact, I intended to impeach about 40 percent of the legislators.  And I fully intended to do so too. So you know how long I would have lasted, don’t you?

A contemporary of yours, a reporter that covered many of the things you did back in those days, described you as a man that was really too honest for Louisiana, both in State Police and in government, that the people in this state would never be ready for a man like you. Is that a fair assessment?

I suppose that’s a fair assessment. Like that oil man offer, that happened four times to me. I wouldn’t take money from them. I would get on TV and ask people to send me $5, $10, $50 – send whatever you can. l told them that I only made $700 a month as Superintendent, otherwise, without their help I would not be able to compete with the others. God I hated asking for money, but I had no choice. I just don’t think an honest man had an honest chance at getting elected.

But I agree with you, I was not right for the people of  Louisiana when election time rolled around.

What are your regrets? Do you have any regrets about your tenure with State Police?

Well, I’ve already told you that l regretted running for Governor. I just shouldn’t have let them talk me into that.  Besides that I really regret that I didn’t take a harder line on some of the people that I inherited from the previous administration. There was no Civil Service protection for the dishonest ones who’d been stealing their way through their careers. That’s all some of them knew. God there were some crooked bastards who I left on the job and I guess I shouldn’t have let them stay.

I fired my share of troopers, and don’t get me wrong, I had some very fine men, but it was like a new chance, a new opportunity for everybody when l took over. I only brought in one guy from the outside, Edgecombe.

As an example of how bad things were you only had to look at our truck scales operations. It had become fairly common for troopers to skim money or require truckers to give them parts of their loads. So we set up a trap, sent some trucks through one of the scales one night, and confirmed with one of the truckers that went through that he had paid the trooper off. I pulled up to the scales facility and looked in the window. The lieutenant and two others were in there drinking, which they shouldn’t have been doing either.

Anyway, the lieutenant’s car was unlocked so I reached into the window and blew the siren and it just screamed. The lieutenant came running out of the building and said, “That blowjob will cost you $100.” He didn’t recognize me on the spot but to make a long story short I fired him and his two cronies on the spot.

The next day, the uncle of the lieutenant, who was a state official called and demanded that l give his nephew his job back because he had 19 years on the force. I told him that I didn’t care if the guy had 29 years on the job, I would not tolerate such blatant dishonesty.

I probably should have fired some of Kennon’s political foes as well but l didn’t. Major Kavanaugh, for example, from north Louisiana. He was an admitted Long supporter. He even bragged about it.

I transferred him from north Louisiana and sent him to New Orleans. l gave him a job that wasn’t even supervisory in nature. He didn’t even have the responsibility of a desk sergeant. I eventually let him return to North Louisiana.

Looking back on your nearly four years as Superintendent, what are you most proud of?

I’m proud of the fact that I came out with a reputation of being honest. That’s the thing I’m most proud of; Most people with whom I came into contact with after leaving the State Police regarded me as honest above all else.

My mother, father, grandfather, everybody, used to try to drive it into me — the greatest thing you can be is an honest person. Honesty is the thing that you have to abide by, and that is what I have tried to be. I have taken it on like a charge, tried to pass it on to my sons. Because I thought that it was a charge to me, even from my grandfather because I was so close to him. Anyway, l think that is the thing that has helped me more than anything else.

It was comforting to me when I left government service and got back into private business, people helped make me successful in my mortgage insurance business because they trusted me. They knew my reputation for honesty.

I was the man who wouldn’t fix a ticket and I didn’t fix one ticket the whole time I was in office.

I am very proud of that reputation, I’m proud of my time with State Police, and I’m proud of what happened to State Police while I was there.

American Roulette

I’ve had A Confederacy Of Dunces on my mind lately. John Kennedy Toole’s skewed vision somehow fits the absurdity of the moment. Like Ignatius J. Reilly, we seem to be strapped to Fortuna’s Wheel; some are on the upswing others on the downswing. Where it stops, nobody knows; much like a roulette wheel at a recently reopened casino.

I, for one, dislike the risky game of chance that we’re playing, American Roulette. It’s a kissing cousin of Russian Roulette that feels ordered up by Vladimir Putin and the Impeached Insult Comedian, not the Goddess Fortuna. I don’t like gambling with my life.

Let’s spin the wheel and see where it lands: a segment about Phase Two in New Orleans. I’m unsure if it’s red or black but to quote an old Robbie Robertson/Van Morrison song, “everybody in town is a loser, yeah you bet.”

Slouching Towards Reopening: New Orleans has entered Phase Two of its reopening. It’s making me jittery. I hear reports of unmasked tourists flocking to the French Quarter. My knowledge is strictly second-hand because you couldn’t pay me to hang out in the Quarter right now. Why? Most of the visitors are from places where the pandemic version of Fortuna’s Wheel is on the upswing: Texas, Mississippi, and Alabama. Unlike those places, the Gret Stet of Louisiana took care of business and we’ve been on the downswing. I’d like to keep it that way.

I wish more people were like Ignatius Reilly. He knew how to stay home. He was so traumatized by a youthful trip to Baton Rouge that he refused to leave the friendly confines of Orleans Parish for the rest of his life.

At the best of times, the French Quarter can resemble an open-air asylum. These aren’t the best of times. This tweeted screen shot of a live shot on WWL-TV Eyewitness News says it all:

I gotta give the naked guy credit. He’s not only secure in his body image but he’s wearing shoes and a mask. As a former French Quarter merchant, I can attest to the need to remain shod in the land of drunken tourists and Lucky Dog vendors. That brings our wheel back to Ignatius Reilly who hawked fictional Paradise hot dogs. Instead of selling them, he gobbled down the profits, which is one reason he was forever gassy. I’ll skip the details. I already showed you a dick pic. That’s enough gross shit for one column.

The last word of the segment goes to The Band and Van Morrison with the aforementioned song:

Let’s spin the wheel again. In this instance, those lashed to Fortuna’s Wheel are on the upswing. In any event, they’re on the march.

A Confederacy Of Anti-Confederate Protesters: Sunday morning, I awakened to a tweet from my Krewe du Vieux friend, the Emir of KAOS who is not to be confused with the Kaiser of Chaos:

I took a news holiday last Saturday so that’s how I learned that protesters in New Orleans had removed a statue of slave owner John McDonogh from Duncan Plaza in front of City Hall and dragged it to the river.

I’m not sure what I think of protesters taking such matters into their own hands. The City of New Orleans has already removed three white supremacy monuments, so we know how to do it. A process is being put in place to provide a legal and orderly framework for statue removal and street renaming. Having said that, I can’t get too upset about Saturday’s mishigas. This is a time to pick sides. I know which side I’m on and it’s not the Lost Causers.

Next time let the process unfold, y’all. If the statue of General/President Jackson is to go, it should be removed in the same way that the Lee statute was. It has historical and artistic merit and should be preserved somewhere. As a former Jackson Square merchant, I’m ambivalent about its removal but if it’s gotta go, it’s gotta go. The times they are a-changin’.

A brief musical interlude before we give Fortuna’s Wheel another spin:

Back to the roulette table to give the wheel a final spin. This time it lands on someone who’s emphatically on the downswing.

You Say You Want A Nyxvolution: I wrote about the Cursed Carnival back in February. It was during the Krewe of Nyx’s parade that a spectator was run over by a float at the corner of Magazine and Valence near my house. An aura of doom has clung to Nyx like the Romanovs in 1917 since that tragic moment. If they had a Winter Palace, it was just stormed.

The spark for what I call the Nyxvolution was an Instagram post from Julie Lea, the Captain/Tsarina of Nyx. It was deleted so, like Blanche DuBois, I had to depend on the kindness of strangers:

This misplaced, misguided sentiment was the spark that fired a revolt in the all-women’s krewe, until recently, the largest in Carnival. The revolt seems to be turning into a full-blown revolution thanks to the heavy-handed response of the Captain; her apology and deletion notwithstanding. You can’t delete people’s memories even in the age of Trumpian gaslighting.

Before the back story, another musical interlude. I live for the musical interludes, y’all:

Soon to be Captain of nothing Julie Lea has long had a bad reputation in the Carnival community. She’s a former NOPD lieutenant who left the force in 2015 to become Delgado College’s police chief. She was fired by Delgado in 2017. Lea formed the Krewe of Nyx as her personal fiefdom in 2011. Krewe bylaws in effect make her Captain for Life, which makes Nyxreform impossible and Nyxvolution inevitable. There’s an obvious lesson in this: if you belong to a voluntary organization, READ THE BYLAWS.

There has been a faint whiff of corruption attached to Lea’s reign:

In June 2017, Fox 8 television reported that an anonymous whistleblower with access to krewe credit card receipts revealed a $7,000 condo rental in Gulf Shores, Alabama, for a 2016 Nyx board of directors retreat, plus several restaurant meals in New Orleans and in Slidell where Lea then lived.

At the time, Fox 8 reported that the krewe’s budget was approaching $2 million.

Lea did not respond to requests for comment at the time, but her lawyer lamented that his client was “extremely troubled by the fact that there has been an unauthorized and wrongful dissemination of the krewe’s credit card number and billing statements.”

There are other unverified but credible rumors floating around of a failure to pay and/or tip vendors, marching groups, and tractor drivers. I’m not going into details because I don’t want Bayou Brief to get a mean letter from Lea’s lawyer like the one he wrote to float lieutenants when they asked for the Captain’s resignation.  

Thus far Nyx is bleeding members. It’s an open question as to whether it can survive. Lea didn’t make matters any easier with a letter to the editor in which she offered a listening tour of sorts and a committee on diversity.

Diversity was never the problem: Nyx was already the most racially diverse krewe in Carnival. That’s why some friends of mine initially vowed to work for change from within until they found it was not allowed by the bylaws. They left. It was made easier by the love it or leave it declaration in the letter from Captain/Tsarina Lea’s lawyer. Many chose to flee Lea at that point. Repeat after me: READ THE BYLAWS.

I had long thought that Nyx grew too fast. It got off to a promising start artistically but stalled as it turned into a giant beast of a parade. It appears that Captain/Tsarina Lea has never heard of the old saying: Too Much, Too Soon.

There have been calls for other krewes to reveal their views on the Black Lives Matter movement. That would be very interesting indeed. There’s a 1991 anti-discrimination ordinance on the books that could be used as leverage against miscreant krewes. If there’s an afterlife, its author the late Dorothy Mae Taylor may well trot out this quote:

The Nyxvolution continues and the pandemic version of Fortuna’s Wheel is still spinning. Let’s hope we hit a winning number. Stay tuned.

The last word goes to Robbie Robertson with the song that inspired the wheely important wheel imagery for this column:

Gov. John Bel Edwards Once Said Jeff Landry Was "On the Wrong Side of the Law" About LGBTQ Rights. Today, the U.S. Supreme Court Agreed.

The U.S. Supreme Court’s landmark decision today in Bostock v. Clayton County, declaring that Title VII of the 1964 Civil Rights Act protects gay, lesbian, and transgender employees against workplace discrimination, is being hailed by LGBTQ leaders and activists in Louisiana as a massive victory in their decades-long struggle for civil rights and equal protection under the law and as a major defeat for Louisiana state Attorney General Jeff Landry.

“For over 30 years, LGBTQ Louisianans have gone to our state lawmakers and asked that they recognize our humanity, affirm our dignity, and protect our rights as equal citizens under the law. Generations of us have opened our hearts and shared with them our pain and trauma, our families and our love for each other, and our faith in our neighbors, our God, and the LSU Tigers,” Dylan Waguespack, President of the Board of Directors of Louisiana Trans Advocates, told the Bayou Brief. “The Louisiana State Legislature has not yet delivered on our state’s promise of Union, Justice, and Confidence, but for the tens of thousands of Louisianans who are LGBTQ, the wait is over. There is still work ahead of us to achieve full lived equality for all, and that work begins tomorrow. Today, we celebrate.”

According to a November 2015 study by the Williams Institute, Louisiana is home to over 117,000 LGBTQ adults, 88,400 of whom are in the workforce. A separate study by the Human Rights Campaign revealed that 47% of LGBTQ adults have experienced workplace discrimination, and another report by the Pew Institute found that 21% of LGBTQ respondents “had been treated unfairly in hiring, pay, or promotions.”

Until now, Louisiana had been one of 28 states in which an employee could be fired on the basis of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Two Louisiana cities, Shreveport and New Orleans, enacted local ordinances prohibited discrimination in employment, housing, and public accommodations on the basis of a person’s sexual orientation or gender identity; together, the two cities comprise 13% of the state’s population.

“I’m ecstatic the court upheld protections for the LGBTQ community and specifically recognizes people of transgender experience,” said Dorian-gray Alexander, a prominent HIV activist in New Orleans. “In Louisiana, these marginalized groups bear the burden of homelessness, HIV, and health disparities, especially transgender women of color.”

Louisiana state Attorney General Jeff Landry parodied by The Independent in 2016. Landry refers to himself as “General Landry.” Image transformed by the Bayou Brief.

Since he took office in 2016, state Attorney General Landry, a staunch Republican and a former one-term Congressman, has aggressively fought against the LGBTQ community. During his first year on the job, Landry sued Gov. John Bel Edwards in order to prevent the enforcement of an Executive Order that would have prohibited the state from contracting with businesses that discriminated against LGBTQ employees.

The order was struck down, first by 19th Judicial District Court Judge Todd Hernandez of Baton Rouge and then by a three judge panel that included Toni Higginbotham of Baton Rouge, Allison H. Penzato of Mandeville, and Guy Holdridge of Gonzalez. All of four of the judges are Republicans. The Louisiana state Supreme Court affirmed the decision on appeal.

“I believe he (Landry) is on the wrong side of the law and the wrong side of history on this issue,” Edwards said at the time. Today, he issued another statement:

“Today’s Supreme Court ruling confirms what we have long known: prejudice and discrimination on any basis, including sexual orientation and gender identity, are not Louisiana values and should never be tolerated,” Gov. Edwards said. “When I issued the non-discrimination executive order in 2016, I knew that we were on the right side of history, and today’s historic decision affirms that belief. Sex-based discrimination has no place in our great state, much less in places of employment. Louisiana’s diversity of people and ideas makes us stronger and better. Every citizen deserves the opportunity to be successful and thrive.”

Landry had specifically urged the Supreme Court to reject providing protections to transgender employees through Title VII, signing onto an amicus brief filed in November of 2018.

“Louisianians still remember that Landry felt so strongly that employers should be able to discriminate against and harass LGBTQ+ employees that he sued our governor to prevent him from protecting state workers and contractors,” Stephen Handwerk, the Executive Director of the Louisiana Democratic Party, told the Bayou Brief. “Clearly, this court ruling makes that case moot and marks another loss for the Attorney General and his bigotry. Regardless of Landry’s obstruction, progress finds a way. This historic decision is one step forward towards a state and nation that is fair and safe for all.”

Today’s 6-3 ruling, which was authored by conservative Justice Neil Gorsuch and joined by Chief Justice John Roberts and the Court’s four reliably liberal members, not only applies nationwide; it’s also more expansive than the Executive Order challenged by Landry.

Dylan Waguespack

“Today’s ruling proves true the words of Gov. John Bel Edwards. Our attorney general, Jeff Landry, was on ‘the wrong side of history and the wrong side of the law,'” said Waguespack. “As the state’s lead attorney, he now shares in our collective responsibility to ensure that those who discriminate against LGBTQ people are held accountable, and we hope that he will take this responsibility seriously.”

“With today’s Supreme Court ruling, Jeff Landry once again finds himself on the wrong side of history,” said Handwerk, who has spent more than 25 years advocating for LGBTQ rights in Louisiana. “As much as this ruling is an indictment against Jeff Landry, it is a vindication for our governor.”  

Although Landry’s position on LGBTQ rights are out-of-touch with the mainstream (and even with two of the Supreme Court’s conservative Justices, including Gorsuch, who was appointed by President Donald Trump), he is far from the only elected official in Louisiana who has publicly opposed workforce discrimination protections for LGBTQ employees.

When Landry challenged Edwards’s order in 2016, 17 Republican state legislators signed a letter supporting Landry’s actions, including current Speaker of the House Clay Schexnayder, current U.S. Congressman Mike Johnson, and current State Treasurer John Schroder. Those members were:

Mike Johnson, R-Bossier City (and now a member of Congress)

Beryl Amedee, R-Gray

Larry Bagley, R-Stonewall

Stuart J. Bishop, R-Lafayette

Phillip DeVillier, R-Eunice

Rick Edmonds, R-Baton Rouge

Julie Emerson, R-Carencro

Lance Harris, R-Alexandria

Cameron Henry, R-Metairie

Paul Hollis, R-Covington

Dodie Horton, R-Haughton

Frank Howard, R-Many

Jack MacFarland, R-Jonesboro

Blake Miguez, R-Erath

Clay Schexnayder, R-Gonzales (now Speaker of the state House of Representatives)

Alan Seabaugh, R-Shreveport

John M. Schroder, R-Covington (now Louisiana State Treasurer)

Of the 17 members, only one, Frank Howard of Many, is no longer in elected office.

Vincenzo Pasquantonio, the former Director of the City of New Orleans’s Office of Human Rights and Equity who currently serves on the National Steering Committee for the U.S. Human Rights Cities Alliance, sees an irony in the Court’s decision and Landry’s legal arguments.

Vincenzo Pasquantonio

“Today, the Supreme Court made the case that a textualist interpretation of this law requires expanding protections to the LGBTQ+ community. Yet the state Attorney General, a self-described textualist, did not apply his own legal philosophy in this case, seemingly for political reasons,” Pasquantonio told the Bayou Brief. “This is particularly troubling in light of the fact that his office still oversees the bulk of our state’s housing discrimination complaints. We must be assured that our officials, particularly our Attorney General, will work to protect residents to the maximum extent possible, regardless of politics.”

In 1992, former Gov. Edwin W. Edwards was the first to sign an Executive Order prohibiting the state from contracting with businesses who discriminated on the basis of sexual orientation, an order that was subsequently rescinded by his successor, Mike Foster. Former Gov. Kathleen Blanco reinstated the order after she took office in 2004, but it was again rescinded by her Republican successor, Bobby Jindal.

The Executive Order signed by Gov. John Bel Edwards sought to extend protections to transgender employees as well.

In 1993, then-state Rep. Troy A. Carter (who later became a member of the New Orleans City Council and is now a member of the state Senate) and then-state Sen. Marc Morial (who later became Mayor of New Orleans and who currently leads the Urban League) introduced a pair of bills, HB 1013 and SB 918, that would have expanded workplace protections on the basis of sexual orientation. Both bills sailed through their respective committees, and both received the support of prominent clergymen. “I see it as an extension of the 1973 state Constitution,” Rev. James Stovall said at the time. “This is legislation to provide justice for all people in our society.”

Troy A. Carter

Both were subsequently killed in a House floor vote after what was described at the time as a “bizarre and explicit debate.” At one point, then-state Rep. Woody Jenkins argued that the legislation would have allowed “homosexuals to spread AIDS in the workplace,” according to the Shreveport Times.

Importantly, although the bills were similar, only Carter’s can be considered a true Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA) proposal. (Morial had been forced to amend his legislation and carve out exemptions for religious and educational institutions in order to advance his bill out of committee).

Notably, in 1997, state Sen. Karen Carter-Peterson, then state Rep. Karen Carter, became the first Louisiana elected official to propose an Employment Non-Discrimination Act that included protections for transgender employees, HB 845. The bill failed in the House Labor Committee, three to six. 75 people signed cards in opposition to the bill; only two signed cards in support.

Current U.S. Rep. Steve Scalise was one of the six members who voted against Carter’s proposed legislation.

Although Karen Carter’s bill was defeated, during the same legislative session, Louisiana became the first state in the Deep South to extend hate crimes protections to include sexual orientation.

That year, Troy Carter and Marc Morial would also made history together in New Orleans, passing and enacting the state’s first ordinance recognizing domestic partnerships.

Troy Carter is back in the state legislature—this time as a state Senator, where he continues to champion legislation to advance LGBTQ rights. Three years ago, Carter introduced SB 155, an ENDA proposal that included protections for transgender employees.

When the bill was heard by the Senate Labor Committee, Dylan Waguespack—memorably and courageously—came out as transgender for the first time in public.

“Today is a incredible victory for all of America,” state Sen. Carter told the Bayou Brief. “While it is obviously more specific for our friends in the LGBTQ community, it is really a victory for all of humankind, because it really speaks to the end of an era of hatred, bigotry, and intolerance. Now, for the first time in history, LGBTQ employees have an opportunity for due process if they are the victim of workplace discrimination. People no longer have to be afraid of who they are for fear of losing their job.”

Carter then added: “But there’s still a lot of work to be done.”

Adrienne Critcher of PACE (People Acting for Change and Equality), an advocacy organization based in Shreveport, while praising the Court’s decision, also struck a similar note of caution.

“It’s time for the U.S. Congress to catch up with Shreveport, and pass comprehensive nondiscrimination legislation for LGBT people,” Critcher wrote in a press release this afternoon.  “While the Supreme Court ruling today protects LGBT people from workplace discrimination, they still face discrimination in other areas of life in the public square.  That is why it is important for the U.S. Senate to join the House in passing the Equality Act which gives LGBT people the widespread protections in employment, housing, and public accommodations supported by 70% of Americans.”

Chad Youngblood spent 14 years as a civil rights lawyer in New Orleans. Today, he is a mediator in Greenville, South Carolina.

“Many of my first cases as an attorney in Louisiana dealt with LGBTQ employment discrimination,” Youngblood told the Bayou Brief. “Unfortunately, I lost all those cases. I was a pro bono attorney for AIDSLaw Louisiana. I won an award for my work and received a mention by the Louisiana State Bar Association, both of which were honors I appreciate to this day. However, the majority opinion today was validation—almost verbatim— of the arguments I made in court all those years ago. I was often questioned by judges, peers, and family as to why I’d battle such windmills. Today, that question was answered. Never give up. Never give up on what is right.”

How to Survive in Survival Mode

Emily Corbin is a native of Alexandria, Louisiana. She currently lives in Dallas, Texas, where she works as a therapist. She’s completing her PhD in Marriage and Family Therapy with a specialty in Interpersonal Neurobiology.

As a mental health professional, I’ve gotten used to saying things like: “Survival mode is a coping response, not a lifestyle.” Or, “Survival mode is not sustainable.”

Yet here we are. Just livin’ it up in survival mode. Braving a global pandemic to advocate in the streets for black lives. All while cautiously keeping an eye on the Weather Channel – a common pastime during hurricane season. Oh, and then something about murder hornets. And UFOs. To put it mildly, 2020 has been a tad… stressful.

But stress isn’t always bad. Stress is our body’s natural response to a threat. It motivates us to overcome obstacles, make difficult decisions, or focus our attention on the task at hand.  Left unchecked, however, chronic stress can leave us in a constant state of hyperarousal – leading to other issues like high blood pressure, Type 2 diabetes, or heart disease.

These issues, which already seem to affect a disproportionate number of Louisianians, also contribute to a weakened immune system. And no one wants a weakened immune system during a global pandemic.

As a response to the effects of this global pandemic, social unrest, and the constant flow of distressing news, our country’s mental health is rapidly declining, and anxiety, depression, and addiction are on the rise. Unemployment, frustration with the political climate, concern for our loved ones, and a newfound obsession with sanitization have left us in a constant state of panic for the past few months.

We are officially in survival mode. 

As we navigate the re-opening of the country, the lack of consensus between our political leaders and the medical community has left people feeling distrustful, stranded, and afraid. While the impetus seems to lie primarily on our own instincts for what we can and cannot do, we also understand that reopening the country before it’s ready is basically like blowing a 28-3 halftime lead in the Super Bowl.

In order to defend yourself against the negative effects of this perpetual stress, you need to be intentional about protecting your mental health.

Image credit: Mark White

Stick to a Routine 

Chances are, you’ve already established a quasi-routine that works for you during quarantine. Whether you are fortunate enough to be employed working from home, an essential worker braving the front lines, your child’s newly-appointed 24/7 playmate, or you’ve been unable to work since the beginning of lockdown, you’ve had enough time in this weird new reality to fall into a groove… or rut. 

Human beings are creatures of habit and our brains like to follow the path of least resistance. Is it because we are lazy? Actually, the opposite!

Our brains want to preserve our energy for the more important and complex decisions of the day— like how to construct a bridge that doesn’t crash into the water, where to invest your retirement account, or what’s for dinner tonight (seriously though, why is this always so hard?). 

When we follow a daily routine that provides stability and predictability, we remove the unnecessary mental energy spent on thinking “What should I be doing right now?” and the tremendous willpower necessary to stop scrolling through social media apps and get some *actual* work done. Especially during times of chaos (e.g., global pandemic), we need to rely on what we can control. Plus, establishing a daily routine makes it more likely you’ll incorporate other healthy habits throughout your day – like eating healthy, exercising, and getting enough sleep. Which leads me to my next point….

Eat Healthy, Exercise, and Get Enough Sleep

It turns out that after nine years of graduate school and 10 years of working in the mental health field that the best and most important advice I can give to promote mental health is the same advice we learned from Sesame Street. But the unfortunate (and boring) truth is, you really should eat healthy, exercise, and get enough sleep. 

Eat Healthy

Ever wonder why you get butterflies when you fall in love? Or nauseated when you’re about to give a presentation? Or feel like you got punched in the gut when your favorite TV character dies (I’m looking at you, Game of Thrones)? It’s because our bodies are equipped with a sensitive gut-brain axis that connects the activity in our brains to our digestive tract.

When you eat foods that support gut health (think fruits, vegetables, anything you can grow in your backyard— unless you are like me and plants hate you), this can regulate your physiological stress response. It also helps you tune into your “gut feelings”— which, in turn, might help you figure out what you want for dinner tonight. 

Exercise

We all know we should be exercising, right? I’ve never heard a client tell me, “Oh, exercising? I never thought about that! I will start now! Here is my money in exchange for this wonderful, novel advice!” Just mention the word “exercise” and it can trigger all sorts of feelings – from dread and shame to delight and elation (ask anyone who just got a Peloton, they are obsessed). 

Working out doesn’t have to be dreadful, as long as you find something you actually enjoy— or don’t hate. Taking a walk outside promotes cardiovascular health and can increase your capacity for concentration. Yoga incorporates mindfulness to your workout routine, helping your brain to regulate your fight-flight-freeze responses. Dancing alone in your living room counts as aerobic exercise, while also providing free entertainment for your neighbors. 

Exercise increases circulation to your brain, promotes neural development and plasticity, and helps to maintain a strong immune system.  It also normalizes the physiological response to stress as a state that is not potentially life-threatening. You ever notice that debilitating fear and running on the treadmill feel strikingly similar in your body (e.g., rapid heart rate, sweaty palms, the thoughts why am I doing this and when will it stop?)? When you work out you’re basically telling your body: “Don’t worry. This sucks, but you’re not about to die.” 

Sleep

The effects of sleep deprivation can mimic symptoms of clinical depression or anxiety – it can also be a symptom of clinical depression or anxiety. If you’re experiencing irritability, difficulty concentrating, or feel like you’re on an emotional roller coaster, you might want to consider your sleeping habits. OR you could be quarantining with a teenager. Yikes. 

Prioritize Self-Care

Times are hard. Just because nearly every person on this planet is facing the implications of a global pandemic does not make your experience any less valid. The effects of stress are cumulative, and many of us are started feeling burned out months ago. If you’re starting to feel like Anakin Skywalker after his fight with Obi-Wan on Mustafar, you might need to make time for a little more self-care.

Self-care is one of those terms that people like to throw around but no one really knows what it means. Like je ne sais quoi. Or Obamagate.

Can self-care mean taking a personal day, watching a feel-good movie, or letting yourself indulge in a piece of birthday cake? Absolutely! Is it three days of binge watching all nine seasons of The Office, eating nothing but cake, and dodging calls from your boss while thinking “I am SO good at self-care.” Sorry, but no. 

Self-care is not always fun. It doesn’t always feel good. It’s any activity intended to maintain or promote mental or physical health.  It might mean finally making that phone call to schedule a virtual doctor’s visit (you really should get that rash looked at…). Or forcing yourself to take a 10 minute break to go outside and breathe in some fresh air. Or maybe giving your kids a little extra screen time so you can hide in a closet and scream into a pillow. Or-and here it comes again-exercising, eating healthy, and getting enough sleep.

Get in Touch with Your Feelings

You know how the stereotypical therapist on TV always asks lame questions like: “And how does that make you feel?” Well, it’s actually for a really good, neuroscientifically-proven reason. Humans are emotional beings. If you paused right now and tried to identify a feeling or two, I bet you could (e.g., Overwhelmed! Exhausted! Appalled by how long it is taking to have social justice in this country!).

Beneath our level of conscious awareness, our brains are constantly scanning the environment through our senses and sending all of that sensory information to the amygdala. If the amygdala detects danger (and she can be a little dramatic), you’re immediately sent into fight-flight-freeze mode because thinking about how to not die might take too long.

If the amygdala deems everything safe, the information gets sent to the prefrontal cortex where you actually get to make some decisions about your life. In other words, all of the information that travels throughout our brain is first filtered for its emotional significance before we are even aware of it. The brain is so sneaky. 

When you check in with your internal experience and identify what you’re feeling, neural circuits within your brain are able to integrate in very powerful and beneficial ways. By identifying the specific feeling words associated with your current state, you’re able to connect the emotional, nebulous right side of your brain to the left side’s logic and language.

Additionally, identifying feelings soothes the dramatic amygdala by harnessing the rational, responsible prefrontal cortex. And when you get the prefrontal cortex involved, you get to make decisions about what to do next. The stronger the connection between the amygdala and prefrontal cortex, the more intentional you can be with your decisions, words, and behaviors. 

So… how does that make you feel?

Stay Connected 

As a mental health professional, this is a major concern about the impact of COVID-19. Before this global pandemic, mental health professionals in the U.S. were concerned about another public health crisis – the epidemic of loneliness. Paradoxically, all of this wonderful, new technology that has provided us with so many new ways to connect with others has also left us feeling more disconnected than ever.

Loneliness exacerbates mental and physical health issues, and research has shown that it increases mortality risk by almost 30%. Human beings are wired for connection and belonging – our relationships are necessary for our survival.  Although we might have parameters on how physically close we can be, we still need to maintain psychological and emotional closeness to the important people in our lives. 

Stay connected to family and friends. Be open to creating new connections or finding a sense of community in new places. After Hurricane Katrina, Louisiana residents and evacuees established their own online community through the proliferation of post-Katrina blogs – providing them with a sense of unity and validation despite their physical distance.

Social distancing does not mean social isolation. Unfortunately, the characters on your favorite TV show are no replacement for real human connections (although I like to think that I could be best friends with David Rose from Schitt’s Creek in real life). Seeing faces through FaceTime or Zoom is better than calling on the phone, calling is better than texting, and texting is better than nothing! 

Limit Media Exposure

This one can be a little tricky, especially when it’s necessary to keep up to date about current social distancing policies and curfews. The constant influx of frightening and discouraging news can exacerbate feelings of anxiety and distress, activating the limbic system to notify your body that things are not okay.

The dramatic amygdala tells the trying-to-be-helpful hypothalamus to trigger a fight-flight-freeze response, inhibiting necessary cortical processes such as rational thought, emotion regulation, and neural integration. All of a sudden, your body is preparing to fight off a hungry lion, even though you’re in your living room watching The Today Show.

Furthermore, if you’re constantly exposed to frightening stimuli, you’re teaching your brain that you live in a dangerous or toxic environment – leading it to be even more sensitive to any potential threats. 

Limiting your media exposure might mean turning off the news at a certain time, setting boundaries for how long you stay on social media, or even being direct about how much you would like to talk about current news with your family and friends.

There is a difference between staying informed and retraumatizing yourself through constant and repeated exposure. This is especially important if you already struggle with anxiety, or if you have children in the house. Find an emotionally-neutral news source or email newsletter that will allow you to stay updated without being overwhelmed. Like the Bayou Brief.

Cultivate an Attitude of Gratitude

Because of the built-in negativity bias in our brains, we are much more likely to remember negative information rather than positive. That’s why it’s so much easier to remember insults rather than compliments – like when that one kid from middle school told you your head was too big for your body. Negative emotions are like a bad WI-FI connection on a Zoom call – it just takes over.

When you experience a strong negative emotion, the limbic system basically freaks out and fast-tracks this information to our memory stores. This is all done in the name of evolutionary survival – the ancestors who were more attuned to danger were the ones less likely to be eaten. 

Fortunately, we don’t have to worry about saber tooth tigers lurking outside of our houses (but the way 2020 has gone so far, you never know… #knockonwood). Just as our brains tend to focus on the negative, we also need a little more encouragement to take in the positive. This is why it’s helpful to incorporate moments of gratitude throughout your day.

The more you pay attention to and savor the things that make you feel happy, inspired, or grateful, the easier it is be to feel happy, inspired, or grateful – even during difficult times. The more you activate those positive neural networks, the stronger they become, and the more easily they can be activated in the future. Yes, things suck right now, but I’m sure that you can still find things to be thankful for.

Give Back

Do you wonder how Birdman felt when he donated $225,000 to help pay rent for residents in his old New Orleans neighborhood? Or how Drew Brees felt after donating $5 million to the state of Louisiana for COVID-19 relief? Probably really freaking good.

This is because altruistic acts have lots of wonderful benefits – for the giver as well as the receiver. Altruism, or any behavior that is aimed at benefitting another person, can increase feelings of well-being, positive mood, and a sense of meaning and purpose in life.

As if those benefits aren’t enough (please show me someone who does not want a sense of meaning and purpose in life), these acts of kindness also tend to be contagious. When you see someone showing compassion, empathy, or generosity, you are more likely to pay it forward as well. Now, there are a lot of other things going around that are also contagious ::coughcoronaviruscough::, so please, spread kindness, not germs.

If you need some ideas on how to give back, try these. See how you feel. You don’t have to donate 5 million dollars to get the benefits. But, I mean, if you can by all means please do. 

Image credit: Mark White

Get Support

Never has it been easier to access mental health counseling than right now. Therapists, counselors, and life coaches in Louisiana and all over the country are conducting virtual sessions – meaning you can go to therapy on your own couch. Will your therapist judge you if you’re showing up to your virtual session wearing pajamas? I mean, I’d like to say no, but honestly that depends on your pajamas. 

If you notice that you’re having difficulty focusing, eating, sleeping, or meeting the demands of your daily life there are many resources available to support you. Sometimes just the act of addressing and talking to someone about your experience is enough to alleviate some of the suffering and improve your outlook. You also have the opportunity to identify and process feelings, which helps to integrate your brain.

If anything, connecting with someone else makes you feel a little less alone (and I already talked about how bad loneliness can be, yikes). A mental health professional can give you some helpful, personalized advice to get you through this – above just eating healthy, exercising, and getting enough sleep. Although I’m pretty sure they will say that too. 

Mental Health Resources:

Louisiana Department of Health’s Office of Behavioral Health has established a hotline to help Louisianans cope with the stress of the pandemic. The Keep Calm Through COVID hotline is available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and allows Louisianans to speak to a mental health professional confidentially and at no charge. 

Call the Keep Calm Through COVID hotline at 1-866-310-7977

Blush Life Coaching offers affordable and convenient online life coaching with mental health professionals across the country. Clients can chose from a chat plan or video sessions starting at $99/month.

BetterHelp is one of many online therapy services that matches clients with licensed professionals through a secure and confidential portal. 

Search for therapists in your area by license, specialty, modality, or insurance panel.

After LSU Law Waitlisted a Family Friend, Senate President Page Cortez Held Up Higher Ed Funding Legislation

Late last month, a bill that would have extended the authority of LSU and the state’s other public higher education institutions in establishing and setting the rates of mandatory student fees for the next three years was unexpectedly tabled by state Senate President Page Cortez (R- Lafayette).

According to two people with direct knowledge of private conversations between the senator and supporters of the legislation, Cortez repeatedly expressed his frustrations over a close family friend being placed on the waitlist at LSU Law School, strongly suggesting a connection between his decision to table the bill, which had sailed through the state House unanimously, and the school’s admission of the applicant. Both sources requested anonymity, citing concerns over angering the state senator.

The applicant, whose name was neither requested by nor disclosed to the Bayou Brief, was admitted into another in-state, private law school. Notably, however, in-state tuition at LSU Law is nearly half of the price charged by both of the state’s two private law schools, Tulane and Loyola in New Orleans. Over three years, a student at LSU Law would likely spend between $60,000 to $80,000 less than a student at Tulane or Loyola Law.

The legislation became critical to higher education as a result of the novel Coronavirus pandemic. Even with the addition of $113 million in federal funding through the CARES Act, the state’s four public postsecondary systems face a $22 million funding cut, including $10 million for the state’s flagship school, LSU.

Along with continuing “fee autonomy,” House Bill 689 by state Rep. Jerome “Zee” Zeringue (R- Houma) would have also allowed other postsecondary institutions the ability to establish the same kind of independent “procurement authority” or “operational autonomy” currently enjoyed by LSU, and it sought to allow schools the ability to self-insure and oversee their own risk management protocols. LSU, for example, has been able to save $45 million annually by carrying its own insurance.

“Many students and their families have been upset about the steadily rising fees,” reported Hailey Auglair of LSU’s Manship School News Service on May 18th. “But with the state facing a budget hole of at least $1 billion as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic, universities are bracing for more cuts in state appropriations. The extension would provide them with leeway to raise fees if they cannot make up the shortfalls.”

The use of fees, Auglair also noted, first became necessary as a way of offsetting the enormous cuts to higher education imposed during the Jindal administration and the restrictions the former governor imposed on tuition costs. “The universities turned to fees to raise funds after lawmakers and former Gov. Bobby Jindal restricted tuition increase out of concern that higher tuition would add too much to the cost of the TOPS scholarship program,” Auglair explained.

LSU’s Paul M. Hebert Law Center is accredited through the American Bar Association, and those familiar with the accreditation process express concern over a school being forced to change its admissions criteria because of political pressure over a waitlisted applicant.

Last year, LSU Law admitted 206 of the “nearly 1,000” people who applied to the school.

Rambling On My Mind

There’s so much going on right now that I’m having a hard time focusing on any one subject. You’re probably thinking: And that’s different, how? You’d be right, I’m often all over the place but more so right now, especially with the president* threatening to declare war on the American people. We’ll figure it out as we proceed; either that or we’ll make it up as we go along. This must be the place for our first musical interlude:

As one of LSU’s most distinguished graduates, Hubert Humphrey, would have put it: I’m as pleased as punch that the George Floyd protests in the Gret Stet of Louisiana have been peaceful thus far.

I’m not surprised about New Orleans. Being in a crowd makes New Orleanians feel happy and safe. NOPD has learned over the years to approach protest crowd control in the same way they handle crowds during Carnival. New Orleanians are inclined to vent their rage over personal, not political issues. Besides, our city was nearly destroyed once. The last thing we want is a repeat performance. [6/4 UPDATE: I shouldn’t have bragged about New Orleans. NOPD teargassed protesters on Wednesday night.]

I am, however, concerned about the lack of social distancing during protest marches. Some of my friends have posted pictures of the New Orleans demonstrations and people were packed in tightly and there were some maskless faces. Just because things are better doesn’t mean we’re out of the woods. COVID-19 is some serious shit, y’all.

I was also pleasantly surprised by the paucity of political extremists at Gret Stet protests. Far-right and far-left extremists have instigated looting and arson elsewhere. In a state where David DuKKKe received 1,278,100 votes in statewide elections in 1990 and 1991, it’s a relief that white supremacists didn’t descend on the Crescent City en masse. I guess they shot their wad during the Lost Causer/white supremacy monuments protests. Perhaps their local leader the Gret Stet Fuhrer Wannabe, David DuKKKe, is too busy tweeting Trumpist nonsense to hit the streets again. He is not missed.

Let’s return our attention to the pandemic. I consume a fair amount of local news and I’ve been somewhat perturbed that the local teevee stations are trumpeting the “reopening” even though the public response has been underwhelming in some areas, which is a damn good thing. Mercifully, none of the news organizations have gone full-blown coronavirus truther but we’re seeing way too much of Steve Scalise, Double Bill Cassidy, and John Neely Kennedy and not enough of Cedric Richmond. Perhaps Cedric is hunkered down in Joe Biden’s basement in Delaware. You never can tell.

Speaking of local news outfits, this quote from Robert Johnson’s Rambling On My Mind is aimed at thin-skinned right-wing Picvocate columnist Dan Fagan:

“I got mean things, I got mean things all on my mind
Little girl, little girl, I got mean things all on my mind
Hate to leave you here, my baby, but you treats me so unkind”

That’s Fagan with an A, not this guy who is Fagin with an I:

I’ve already taken a detour with that Oliver reference so I might as well tell you that I’m obsessed with Charles Dickens. I’ve even read and enjoyed all 830 pages of Martin Chuzzlewit. I typically drop at least one Dickensian reference a week in my writing and I’m astonished that I haven’t done so here. I apologize humbly and sincerely like Joe Gargery in Great Expectations, not unctuously and insincerely like Uriah Heep in David Copperfield. I told you I had rambling on my mind.

Back to Picvocate columnist Dan Fagan. He’s a Metry based pundit and talk radio big mouth who has a long list of credits including The Hayride according to Muck Rack.com. Presumably, that’s a pun on muck rake so who am I to disapprove?

Fagan with an A is a common garden variety wingnut who has transferred his fealty to Donald Trump. He’s written a series of columns during the pandemic that verge on coronavirus trutherism. He’s among those who believes that wearing a mask is not only unmanly it’s an infringement on our liberties. Freedom, man.

I originally planned to do a full-blown analysis of Fagan with an A’s work but it’s hard to plow through so much turgid prose. Remember when conservative columnists could write and chew gum at the same time? George F. Will is one of the few left standing. I like him best when he wears a bow tie and talks about baseball. He is, however, a resolute opponent of the Impeached Insult Comedian.

One of many things that vexes and puzzles me about Fagan with an A’s writing is how thin-skinned he is. Nobody likes criticism but it comes with the territory. That’s why I have “mean things on my mind.”

The headline of Fagan with an A’s May 26th column is an exercise in self-pity worthy of President* Pennywise:

I question the shutdown. Does that make me a ‘pink potato’ without a soul?

Since I have a fatal inability to pass on a straight line, the answer is a resounding YES.

Adding to the hilarity of this column is an extended passage about thin-skinned, creepy Seinfeld character, George Costanza. Fagan with an A thinks he’s citing it as an example of how he doesn’t care about criticism but then goes on to whine about it. It’s classic Trumper projection. Your president* is proud of you, Danny Boy. It’s unclear if “the pipes, the pipes are calling.”

I have a long track record of suggesting theme songs for the people I write about. This one is perfect for Dan Fagan with an A:

Dan should learn to flinch instead of whine when criticized. If he lashes out at me for this column, I shall turn the other cheek. If you can’t take it, you shouldn’t dish it out. Words to live by.

I’m sorry that you’re a pink potato, Dan. I really am. After all, who wants to be like Potato Head Bobby who was a character in two Zappa songs including this classic:

I just realized that I neglected to distinguish Fagan with an A from someone else with a similar name, Donald Fagen with an E of Steely Dan fame. Fagen with an E has kin in New Orleans, so he wrote a swell song about it with the late Walter Becker. It was #12 on my Louisiana Tunes list:

I told you I had rambling on my mind.

The last word goes to Robert Johnson and Eric Clapton:

From Slaves to Tenants: The Racist History of Eviction Law in Louisiana

Above: BOSSIER CITY LA., U.S.A. – March 30, 2020: Despite the Covid-19 pandemic shutdown, a sign in the parking lot of an apartment complex reminds renters that “Rent is due on the 1st.“ Photo credit: Allen Smith.

Last Friday, when Gov. John Bel Edwards ushered Louisiana into Phase One of its economic reopening, he announced that the moratorium on evictions – which was put in place on March 16th – would be extended to June 5th.

Notably, though, in a state where nearly half a million people have filed unemployment claims, tenants who still owe rent can be evicted for non-payment, partial payment, or late payment once the courts reopen.

Once the moratorium is lifted, the 1.5 million Louisiana residents who rent their homes will be at risk of homelessness if they have not paid April, May, or June rent on time, in full, or at all in the midst of the global health pandemic that has left even more people unemployed than have filed for unemployment.

Louisiana law, after all, allows landlords to accept late or partial payment for rent and still legally evict for non-payment.

Princeton’s Eviction Lab and Columbia University Professor Emily Benfer gave Louisiana a 0.38 out of five stars for its tenant-centered response to COVID-19 on their Housing Policy Scorecard. 

In general, the state has some of the worst tenant protection laws in the United States, second only to Arkansas. Tenants are given five days’ notice of a landlord’s intent to evict. If they don’t vacate in that time, their landlord can then file with the court.

If (more like when) the court rules in favor of the landlord, the tenant has 24 hours to vacate. In the rare case that the court sides with the tenant, their credit report is still blemished by the filing – having a long-lasting impact on their ability to secure housing.

The history of landlord-tenant relationships is inextricable from that of race and class. And given the disproportionate impact that the novel coronavirus has had on Black and low-income people, it’s a history we need to address immediately – first, by incorporating measures that protect tenants from involuntary displacement in the long-term plan for recovery from COVID-19.

With the Union’s victory in the Civil War, more than 330,000 Louisianians of African descent – just under half of the state’s total population – were emancipated from slavery, free to navigate the war-torn geography of the reunited States with dominion, at long last, over their own bodies.

They faced many decisions, chief among them where to live.

For the Freed, housing had been an aspect of their captivity, a provision by enslavers to maximize the labor capacity of chattel that fueled Louisiana’s economy.

The enslaved were kept close to the land; houses; and – in New Orleans – bars, restaurants, and hotels on and in which they worked.

Emancipation would take the bodies of the enslaved out of commerce, and between that and the expenses and damages of war, Louisiana lost half of all assessed property, according to the 1866 De Bow’s Review.

Overnight, slaves became tenants.  

How did the planter class that had amassed wealth and political power through the labor of captives take to contractual relationships with those who had been removed from their ownership by force of war?

Some planters cut their losses, abandoning hundreds of acres to parish tax sales. Others went bankrupt but coordinated the transference of their estates to relatives and friends.

The rural planters who remained and the urban merchants who provided their businesses’ sole lifeline through crop liens and blanket mortgages needed to shore up political and economic levees to tame the tide that threatened to subsume what was left of their ill-gotten wealth.

In 1879, as Reconstruction sighed its dying breath, Louisiana legislators convened to amend the state Constitution, establishing the legislative mechanics by which the wealth of former enslavers would be protected and cultivated at the expense of the working class.

As a result, the tax debts of delinquent planters were forgiven, property tax was reduced from 21 to six mills, and the capitol was moved away from New Orleans, the center of Black civic activity.

“Planters who weathered the storms of reconstruction made the new constitution a bulwark of their agricultural system,” wrote historian Roger Wallace Shuggs in 1937. And that agricultural system was only viable insofar as workers were kept vulnerable.

Eight years later, the largest mass eviction in the state’s history gave way to the largest lynching in the history of the nation, the Thibodaux Massacre.

In 1887, ten thousand sugar plantation workers staged a strike, demanding to be paid weekly instead of seasonally and in cash instead of company scrip. In response, planters organized a paramilitary group to enforce the eviction of all who refused to return to the fields.

The arrival of troops sent by Gov. Samuel Douglas McEnery freed the paramilitary group from the responsibility of overseeing the remaining workers so that they could, instead, seek out those who’d left, killing, wounding, and disappearing 300 of them.

Associate Justice, Louisiana Supreme Court, 1888-1897 * U.S. Senate, 1896-1910 * Louisiana Governor, 1881-1888 * Louisiana Lieutenant Governor, 1879-1881 * Born in Monroe, Louisiana, May 28, 1837 * Served in the Confederate Army and commissioned as lieutenant in 1862 * Brother of La. Governor John McEnery * Died in New Orleans, June 28, 1910 * Portrait artist unknown.

The bodies of victims would be discovered in surrounding swamps for years after the massacre.

Contemporary landlord practice and the laws that govern it exist along this continuum of violent inequity.

For two months, tenants at the Lasalle Apartments have quarantined from homes with doors broken down by firefighters when the adjacent Hard Rock development collapsed. They rig the doors with padlocks for some modicum of safety.

Rodents roam the building, a pre-existing infestation worsened now that a daily buffet of litter in the tourist district is no longer being served.

Herman and Kittle Properties, Inc., the Indianapolis-based real estate conglomerate that owns the building and receives a tax credit for providing affordable housing, has done nothing to address the substandard living conditions – Louisiana law doesn’t require them to.

But they did send employees to remind tenants that the eviction courts would reopen May 18, since extended three weeks to June 5. 

In Louisiana, where landlords can legally evict a tenant in retaliation for reporting substandard living conditions, tenant’s rights are virtually non-existent.

Under “normal” circumstances, low- and moderate-income renters are forced to choose between affordability and safety, both of which are increasingly scarce. But in the midst of a pandemic that has led to over 400,000 applications for unemployment insurance statewide, what’s to come of those renters for whom affordable housing is no longer affordable?  

An extension of the moratorium on evictions – whether three weeks or two months, as many housing advocates are promoting – only delays mass eviction; it doesn’t decrease its likelihood. 

If all our elected officials do is make it impossible to file for eviction for now, the impending mass eviction will have a far-reaching impact on mental, physical, and public health and education, employment, and economic outcomes.

Louisiana needs rent freeze and forgiveness measures informed by the timelines of national public health officials.

Louisiana needs government initiatives to support Louisiana-based “mom and pop” landlords who depend on income from long-term rentals for survival.

Without such protections for Louisiana residents, Gov. Edwards – like his predecessor Gov. McEnery – risks sanctioning a massacre. Dead or disappeared, we may be counting the bodies of pandemic eviction victims for years to come.

The Age Of Uncertainty

Americans are restless, impatient people. These qualities have led to some of our greatest accomplishments and some of the worst moments in our history. America’s past is a mixed bag as is our pandemic present. Some are handling it better than others, but we all share one important thing, uncertainty.

A few words about the column title, The Age Of Uncertainty. It’s stolen from one of my heroes, the late, great John Kenneth Galbraith. Ken Galbraith was perhaps the funniest economist in history. He was an erudite man who was also a liberal political activist, historian, film critic, essayist, and Harvard professor. Galbraith was an adviser to Adlai Stevenson, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, and Gene McCarthy after warning LBJ that his war in Vietnam was a disaster.

In 1977, Galbraith wrote and presented an epic TV documentary series called-you guessed it- The Age of Uncertainty. The series and its print companion told the history of economic and social ideas from a Keynesian perspective with a dollop of Galbraithian wit. Galbraith’s own age of uncertainty was the 1970’s when a series of severe recessions and economic stagflation frayed the social safety net and resulted in attacks on it from conservatives bent on shredding it to bits. Unfortunately, the latter point of view has largely prevailed. We’re still dealing with the consequences of that debate in 2020.

Before moving on to our own age of uncertainty in New Orleans and the Gret Stet of Louisiana, Ken Galbraith’s series can be found on YouTube in the play list format:

Phase-1 of the economic “reopening” is upon us. It’s too early to tell how successful it will be but I, for one, am awaiting phase-2 before emerging from my pandemic-imposed exile. The most restless among us are the ones out and about right now. Early reports of their conduct are not encouraging, especially in a city of extroverts such as New Orleans.

An important part of making phase-1 work is a willingness to wear a mask in public. I understand why people dislike masking. I have a size 8 head, which makes it difficult to find a mask that fits. Additionally, I’m almost as blind as a bloody bat and I’ve had a problem with my glasses fogging up while masked. It’s a pain but it’s imperative to protect others from your germs. I don’t know about you, but I prefer to keep my germs to myself and for you to do likewise. It’s one reason I’m staying in my Bat Cave for the time being.

The failure of many to mask has led to an outbreak of self-righteousness. It seems that masking when others do not gives some a sense of superiority. I’ve never been a fan of judgmental people even when they’re right. It’s best to *encourage* masking as opposed to denouncing the maskless. If you see a mask free person, move away to avoid them. It’s what we did in New Orleans after the storm when thousands of dead refrigerators lined the curbs. At least unmasked people don’t smell like spoiled seafood.

One of the most alarming things to happen in New Orleans during the “stay home” phase of the pandemic is the firing of sanitation workers. The workers, quite reasonably, maintain that they’re essential workers and want to be paid $15 per hour for collecting our garbage. This strikes me as a fair wage. Their bosses did not agree and fired the striking workers. In the “great Southern tradition,” one operator replaced their fired workers with convict labor. Metro Services claims that they’re helping to rehabilitate prisoners, not punish strikers. Yeah, right.

Many other employers are using the pandemic as an excuse to stick it to their employees. Sanitation workers are merely the most vulnerable and least educated among them. It reminds me of a story from my past. I know, everything reminds me of a story: I’m in the retrospective phase of my life. It’s all downhill from here, y’all.

Before Katrina and the Federal Flood, there was a group home for the mentally disabled across the street from me. Two of my favorite residents were trash truck hoppers. It was the only job a poor, mentally challenged black dude could find at that time. One of them was named Kenny. He earned spare money washing the neighbor’s cars. His catch phrase was, “It’s a beautiful day to wash your car,” even when he’d washed it the day before. He did a good job too. I miss Kenny and wish I knew what happened to him. So it goes.

In honor of Kenny, a brief musical interlude:

Back to 2020 and our economic and medical age of uncertainty. The second worst thing about the pandemic is how politicized it has become. The worst is obviously the death count of 90,000 nationally and 2,458 in Louisiana as of this writing.

Trumpism is the politics of grievances, problem solving is alien to the Kaiser of Chaos and his followers. For a time, it looked as if Gret Stet GOPers would buck the national trend and support Governor Edwards’ sensible anti-coronavirus policies. That ended with a thud as they attempted to reign in the Governor’s power to declare emergencies as reported by my colleague, Sue Lincoln. Even Steve Scalise thinks it’s a bad idea and he knows from bad ideas. He’s still inside the pocket of that malevolent clown, President* Pennywise.

What is needed to reduce uncertainty is not open movie theatres and eateries, but massive federal spending of the sort advocated by Ken Galbraith to prop up state and local governments as well as individuals. We are overly dependent on sales taxes in the Gret Stet of Louisiana and tourism dollars are no longer flowing into city coffers in New Orleans. It’s time to reboot the era of big government and save our citizenry from a plague that none of them is responsible for. Our old pal, Senator John Neely Kennedy, has chimed in with a Neelyism: “People in hell want ice water too.” Fuck you, Neely. I know you’re a professional skinflint but your shtick about the undeserving poor is part of the problem, not the solution.

Speaking of solutions, one way to reduce anxiety in our age of uncertainty is to come up with alternative funding sources. It’s high time to legalize marijuana in Louisiana; pun intended, it always is. I realize that a right-wing Republican controlled lege is unlikely to go there, but it should be considered. Colorado has a population of 1 million more than Louisiana and they took in over $300 million last year in pot sales taxes. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, y’all.

The last word goes to the late, great Peter Tosh:

Starve the Budget, Feed the Business Interests

Louisiana’s two chief fiscal analysts did not spare members of the Revenue Estimating Conference from the unvarnished truth, though they attempted warnings before presenting their best calculations of the unvarnished truth Monday afternoon.

“You don’t want to hear the numbers because it will give you a shock,” said Division of Administration fiscal analyst Manfred Dix.

“These are very, very bad numbers,” Legislative Fiscal Analyst Greg Albrecht said, in follow-up to Dix’s warning. “The state revenue outlook is decidedly negative.”

“And we don’t know how this thing will evolve over the next several months,” Dix added.

Albrecht told the forecasting panel he expects the current fiscal year, which ends June 30, will see a $123.1-million dropoff from the state income that had been previously forecast and budgeted. COVID-19 and the response to the virus will deal an even bigger blow to state finances in the fiscal year that starts July 1.

“No crises we’ve had comes close to this,” Albrecht said. “For Fiscal Year 21, I’m projecting a state general fund reduction of $867.5 million. That’s a Katrina-sized downgrade, without any expected rebuilding rebound.”

Citing a current number of 310,000 in continuing unemployment claims, a resultant drop in income tax collections, and a decline in spending and thus in sales tax collections, Albrecht didn’t try to put a shiny face on it.

“I expect at least four really bad quarters before the overall economy even starts to recover. Our internal economy will come back first, but our external economy, including tourism? It’s anybody’s guess.”

As for a rebound, a return for Louisiana’s mineral revenue – oil and gas severance taxes and royalties – Albrecht was grimly clear.

“Demand for oil and gas will have to return first. There is an oversupply at present, and that means working off the surplus inventory. Additionally, the U.S. will have to dramatically reduce its production from shale sources in order for the supply to equalize with demand and bring prices back up.”

Dix, who went next, said simply, “I have a very short statement. I agree with him.”

Manfred Dix (left), Greg Albrecht (right), Commissioner of Administration Jay Dardenne (inset) at May 11 REC meeting

Both analysts were equally candid about the many uncertainties and limited data contributing to their projections, prompting Commissioner of Administration Jay Dardenne, who is present chairman of the forecasting panel, to remark, “Now, more than ever, we are the Revenue Guesstimating Conference, and we appreciate your work in trying to get your arms around this very thorny problem.”

For all the wrangling the REC’s legislative representation had done over the accuracy of numbers at prior forecast setting meetings, it almost seemed as though the House Speaker and Senate President had pre-agreed that this forecast was satisfyingly somber enough not to nitpick, as the panel voted unanimously to adopt Albrecht’s version as the officially gloomy forecast.

In the meantime, House-initiated measures have been moving forward out of Ways and Means and Appropriations, attempting to force more fiscal fasting on a budget that’s already guaranteed to be malnourished.

Last Tuesday, House Appropriations advanced HB 562 by Rep. Rick Edmonds (R-Baton Rouge), to limit state spending to 98% of the REC forecast. That takes another $183-million out of the FY 21 budget.

Another Appropriations-okayed measure, HCR 8 by Rep. Beau Beaullieu (R- New Iberia) removes $1.05 billion from the allowable spending limit for the subsequent fiscal year, FY 22.

Both of those measures are up for vote by the full House on Wednesday.

And before the REC meeting Monday at noon, Ways and Means pushed ahead with two tax-cutting resolutions, both authored by the committee’s chairman Stuart Bishop (R- Lafayette). HCR 66 (which, as a resolution, is veto-proof, since it never even goes to the Governor) would suspend collection of corporate franchise tax, which the fiscal note said would reduce state revenue by nearly $413-million. The measure was amended to just suspend collection of the lowest tier, which would provide some tax relief to the majority of Louisiana small businesses. Opinions were offered that the change would likely mean the new fiscal note would come in at an eight or nine-million dollar revenue loss. With that reduced number, there was no opposition to advancing the resolution to the House floor.

Bishop’s HCR 65 was and is far more problematic. It completely suspends state collection of oil and gas severance taxes for all of the upcoming fiscal year. The estimated hit to state revenues was originally given as $555-million, based on projections on record prior to Monday’s adoption of new numbers. The updated reduction in state revenues, should it pass, comes in closer to a “mere” $231-million.

The arguments for giving O&G a freebie year haven’t become more rational since last week’s Ways and Means Committee hearing on Rep. DeVillier’s HB 506. Rep. Jason Hughes (D- New Orleans) asked committee chairman Bishop point blank, “Why do we need your measure, when we’ve already got the DeVillier bill?”

“To protect the oil and gas industry, and to protect the state of Louisiana,” was the best, if lame, answer that Bishop could provide.

“If we’re removing this revenue, how do you plan to replace it?” Hughes asked.

“We’re going to have to make cuts,” Bishop stated, “But we have to do something to incentivize these businesses to get people back to work. Oil and gas is on life support, and the greatest economic minds in the state say this is something we need to do.”

Bishop never named these “greatest economic minds,” so we just have to take his word for it.

Rep. Hughes then pointed out the section of the state Constitution requiring the suspension of a law by the same standard as enactment of the law: in the case of taxation, that’s a two-thirds vote. Committee vice chairman, Rep. John Stefanski (R-Crowley), presiding over the hearing while chairman Bishop presented his measure, breezed right on past that assertion.

Rep. Matthew Willard said, “I appreciate your concern for the businesses in our state, but it’s not just oil and gas that’s hurting. It’s mom and pops, and Fortune 500 companies, too. For them, and all the people who work for them, I have a real concern about what this would do to our state budget.”

Bishop began to bluster.

“We have to bring this business back. If we don’t incentivize them, they will go to Texas or Oklahoma or North Dakota. We have to find a way to keep them in Louisiana and not ship these jobs to every other state!”

Willard replied reasonably and rationally, “This is a global crisis. The pandemic is everywhere. The oil price crisis is global, too. You don’t really believe they’re going to pick up their toys and tools and move to another state, do you?”

“Are you kidding me?” the by now irate committee chairman shouted. “Do you really think they’re not going to Texas? We have to do something to keep this industry here. If we do not, the state of Louisiana will shrivel up and die!”

LOGA and LMOGA, the Pelican Institute and NFIB each put in a card in support. The Police Jury Association, Together Louisiana, and the Power Coalition each had someone speak in opposition. There were also 79 emails submitted, opposing the resolution. It advanced, however, 11-5, along strict party lines.

The oil extraction industry in Louisiana is on life support, as Rep. Bishop said. The oil refining industry and its jobs, along with the petrochemical plants and their jobs, are not going anywhere else. (No one else will have them.) But rather than trying to jolt the drilling and pumping oil out of the (sinking) ground sector back into productive life by juicing it up with tax dollars, perhaps we should simply pull the plug now, and let it rest in peace.

Frankly, this suspension of severance tax scheme seems an illustration of what’s meant by the old adage “beating a dead horse.”

Should these spending restrictions and revenue-reducing “incentives” for business be enacted, they’ll subtract close to half-a-billion more dollars from the already slim forecast for the next fiscal year. Louisiana’s next budget will have $1.33-billion less to spend on providing state services, at the very time when the people of the state need government services the most.

Perhaps Louisiana’s legislative leadership has not yet figured out this virus is not a variety of the flu; rather, the science says it is a relative of the common cold. Instead, it seems many of our lawmakers must be focusing on one of the primary symptoms of COVID-19 – fever – as their guidepost for figuring out which bills Louisiana is going to pay, and how. You can almost hear revenue and budget committee members chanting the old aphorism under their breath; “Feed a cold, starve a fever.”

The adage has been traced to a 1574 dictionary by John Withals, which said “fasting is a great remedy of fever.” Withals was a schoolmaster, best known for his 1556 publication of “A Short Dictionary for Young Beginners,” an English-Latin vocabulary. Nearly 450 years later, medical science is saying the best, most accurate version would be “Feed a virus, starve a bacterium.” But I digress…

We are dealing with a virus pandemic here, there. and everywhere. Even the federal government has seen fit to feed money into personal budgets and state treasuries, so the people of this nation will be able to feed their families, and not be starved of services so desperately needed.

Those lawmakers we the people of Louisiana have elected and tasked with making sure our tax dollars are spent wisely and for our benefit do certainly seem determined to feed them to business and industry, instead.

Because jobs.

310,000 Louisiana residents on unemployment.

Math — it’s what’s for dinner.

As a Divided Committee Advances Bill to Neuter Coastal Lawsuits Against Big Oil, a GOP Legislator Urges the Public to “Raise Hell”

After eight years of legal wrangling, as six coastal parishes stand on the brink of unlocking billions to repair the environmental damages allegedly caused by illegal and largely unpermitted activities of Big Oil, the state legislature considers a bill that would effectively strike down the lawsuits and throw out a breakthrough $100 million settlement already negotiated.

On Thursday, in a contentious, three-hour-long, late-night meeting, members of the Louisiana state Senate’s Natural Resources Committee narrowly advanced a proposal that would effectively end an eight-year legal battle that six coastal parishes have waged in order to hold oil and gas companies accountable for environmental damages, right as these parishes stand on the brink of unlocking billions of dollars to pay for remediation and coastal restoration projects.

“A crying damn shame, done in the dead of night,” said Ret. Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré, the no-nonsense Army veteran whose take-charge command of Joint Task Force Katrina in 2005 made him an instant folk hero in his home state of Louisiana.

Nearly nine years after retiring as the 33rd Commanding General of the First Army, the same job once held by John J. Pershing and Omar Bradley, Honoré launched the “Green Army,” a coalition of anti-pollution and environmental organizations and activist citizens. He’s emerged as one of the state’s most ardent environmental crusaders, offering a stark contrast to the stereotypical environmentalist.

For Honoré, this is a war. He’s not wrong.

The legislation at issue, Senate Bill 359, isn’t the kind of routine housecleaning lawmakers occasionally consider when an existing statute needs a little polish. Despite claims by the bill’s author, state Sen. Bob Hensgens, that it would simply “clarify” the “original legislative intent” of the state’s 1978 Coastal Zone Management Act, the legislation has nothing to do with any high-minded legal principle.

Rather, it is a brazenly obvious attempt to torpedo pending litigation against 43 separate oil and gas companies for environmental damages by stripping away the legal authority of local and parish governments and district attorneys to sue. It seeks to enshrine into law an argument that Big Oil has repeatedly lost in courts.

Make no mistake: This is a Hail Mary play designed by the Big Oil’s sprawling team of defense lawyers who have run out of tricks after eight years of billable hours spent on doing everything possible to avoid the finality of a trial verdict. Notably, only 43 of the 841 oil companies currently operating in the state of Louisiana are named as defendants in the lawsuits filed by coastal parishes, but collectively, those 43 companies have built a legal defense team comprised of 193 attorneys from 47 different law firms located in 14 different cities across six states.

A helpful slide from the presentation that had been planned for yesterday’s hearing.

Millions more has been spent by a cadre of industry front groups, lobbyists, and public relations firms on a coordinated campaign designed to blame lawsuits for threatening the future of a business that is, by its very nature, not sustainable and environmentally ruinous.

Contrary to repeated claims by Big Oil, the attorneys representing the parish governments are not working on a contingency fee basis. If this bill were to be enacted into law, the net result would actually require significant state spending in order to continue pursuing the litigation, money the state simply does not have right now. Moreover, it would almost certainly invalidate the proposed $100 million settlement agreement with Freeport-McMoRan.

Even in Louisiana, a state so obsequious to Big Oil that political candidates, particularly on the ideological right, are often reluctant to express any support for environmental issues that doesn’t involve the Second Amendment, SB359 is a uniquely crass and cynical proposal.

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Although Hensgens picked up support from 19 of his Republican colleagues in the state Senate, at least two of whom have privately gripped that they were misled into agreeing to become listed as co-authors, some of the sharpest criticism came from fellow conservatives.

“For years, Big Oil has run this state. It’s time for them to pay up,” Republican state Sen. Eddie Lambert argued during last night’s meeting.

As the meeting drew to a close, another GOP lawmaker, state Sen. Patrick Connick, denounced the scheme as outrageous, imploring members of the media to cover the story as front-page news and asking the public to call their elected officials and “raise hell.”

The meeting was contentious from the onset, when Hensgens, who serves as Chairman of the Natural Resources Committee, told the bill’s opponents that he would not allow a PowerPoint presentation that lawyers representing the coastal parishes had prepared, ruling that the presentation should have been given to committee members more than 24 hours beforehand, a decision that struck the leading plaintiff attorney John Carmouche as disingenuous, considering the rushed nature of the hearing, which took place in a room filled with empty seats due to social distancing orders amid the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic.

This is just the most recent example of Louisiana lawmakers considering Jim Crow ‘rules’ to protect Big Oil companies in Texas.”
Ret. Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré
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Considering that Hensgens ultimately allowed Carmouche to speak at length, the decision to deny the presentation, which are common during committee meetings especially when the subject at issue is controversial or far-reaching, wasn’t based on any real concerns about time constraints or logistics. Indeed, prior to the meeting, members had been well-aware that the bill’s opponents were preparing a public presentation, so it also cannot be said that anyone on the committee had been caught off-guard.

The Bayou Brief obtained a copy of the 94-slide PowerPoint, which briskly but methodically picks apart the central arguments offered by the bill’s supporters.

The proposed legislation would remove the authority of a district attorney or local government to bring legal action against companies in violation of the terms and conditions of a “coastal use permit.”
The portion of the Louisiana Administration Code outlining the coastal use permit requirements upon “the termination of operations.”

Although state Sen. Hensgens claimed he would not allow this presentation because it hadn’t been submitted to him at least 24 hours before the meeting on Thursday, it seems more likely that he was concerned about the slides related to a 2014 bill authored by his colleague on the committee, state Sen. Bret Allain.

When the legislature debated the bill six years ago, state Sen. Allain made a series of comments underscoring his belief in preserving the rights of district attorneys and parish governments and removed language from his original draft that would have eliminated those rights.

Remarks by state Sen. Bret Allain in 2014.

Allain’s bill, which was signed into law by former Gov. Bobby Jindal, actually strengthened the rights of local D.A.s and parish governments to sue for violations of state-issued coastal sue permits. Instead of creating ambiguities, which is what supporters of Hensgens’s proposal claim in justifying the need for new legislation, Allain ensured there could be no confusion, a point that was subsequently reinforced in a pair of legal rulings, in both federal and state courts.

Indeed, as Federal District Judge Jay C. Zainey held in Parish of Plaquemines v. Total Petrochemical & Refining, the law wouldn’t make any sense unless local governments could sue.

“Given that this statute directs how local governments must use recoveries on state permits, and given that it is not creating any new rights, the statute can only have meaning if local governments could already sue state permit violators,” Judge Zainey.

There is another unseemly aspect to last night’s theater: The bill would have never advanced out of committee had it not been for the vote of at least one member, state Sen. Sharon Hewitt, with a direct pecuniary interest in a favorable outcome for the defendants.

Although Carmouche mentioned her by name during a subsequent discussion, he noted that a member of the committee is married to a top engineer at one of the companies named in 17 pending lawsuits and that this member’s husband could presumably even be called as a trial witness.

In her most recent personal financial disclosure report, state Sen. Sharon Hewitt lists her husband Stanley as the “Chief Petrophysicist” for LLOG Exploration.

Had Hewitt recused herself, the bill would have failed to advance due to a tied 3-3 vote.

In addition to Hewitt, another member, state Sen. Michael “Big Mike“ Fesi is the owner of a pipeline company that lists the following clients on its website:

Source: PCMinc.com

Russel Honoré titled his most recent book Don’t Get Stuck on Stupid, and it’s a message he works into a range of subjects.

“The GOP (in Louisiana) controlled both houses and the Governor’s Mansion for eight years (under Bobby Jindal),” Honoré tells me. “Oil was $100 a barrel back then, and they still broke the state. Stuck on stupid.”

But as last night’s hearing demonstrated, not all Republicans in the state legislature are willing to look the other way, and if the fireworks on display yesterday are any indication, the industry’s defense lawyers- by promoting this legislation- may have unwittingly done the one thing they needed to avoid: Acknowledge guilt.